AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT Ringtone Theatre is a collection of epic comedy mini masterpieces of stage, screen and the hilarious everyday world -- all set to music and presented in 60 seconds or less for your cell phone pleasure! TV and Movie composer Suzannah Doyle has joined forces with a troupe of talented actors, musicians, comedians and outside the box improv-isarians to bring RINGTONE THEATRE to you.
You'll find movie satires, social commentary, parodies, and stream of consciousness spins on everything from Nigerian email scams, pyramid schemes and cell phone envy to celebrity endorsements. All of this is presented in a mini musical theatre format, set to stylized music by Suzannah Doyle and friends.It's a whole new paradigm in Ringtone Entertainment (Coming soon to a cell phone near YOU)!It's Monty Python meets Mad TV over the Phone!
Comedy sketch of Pirate touting his motivational book about how to be a successful pirate. Voiceover by Eric Nepom of Infinite Improvabilities; underscored with "Drunken Sailor," trad; arr. Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy Ring Tone parody of Action Movie Trailers starting with "in a world where . . . ". Voiceover by Eric Nepom of Infinite Improvabilities; original music ("Action Jackson") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Satire
Just another day at the ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) Hotline. Voiceover & script by Eric Nepom; original music ("Cuppa Joe") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone theatre. Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of the Addiction Hotline, with some new ideas for fixing addictions. Voiceovers by Eric Nepom & Suz Doyle; script by Suz Doyle & Nick Pugliese; music ("Game Show Theme 2") by Suz Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch from the Aerobics Ring Tone Society - helping you stay in shape while using the cell phone. Voiceovers by Eric Nepom and Suz Doyle of Infinite Improvabilities; original underscoring music ("Game Show Theme 4") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of the Alien Abduction Hotline. Did YOU wake up in different clothes this morning? Voiceover & script by Suz Doyle & Eric Nepom; music ("Alien Abduction") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy Ring Tone of the American Election Society vote by phone program for the 2008 Elections. Voiceovers by Eric Nepom and Suzannah Doyle of Infinite Improvabilities; original music underscoring ("Game Show Theme 2") by Suzannnah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy skit of the phone message for the Amnesia Hotline. If only they could remember who they are! Voiceover and arrangement of "Hello My Baby" (trad.) by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy sketch of a pesky kid asking their mom if she's answered the cell phone yet ala "Are We There Yet?". Script by Suzannah Doyle and Michael Warner; voiceover and original music ("Tag! You're It") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy sketch commercial for Arlan's House of Affirmations. Voiceover & script by Suzannah Doyle; music ("Big Al") by Allen DeSomer. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Character Comedy
Comedy sketch of the Bacon Hotline. Voiceovers & script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music ("Big Al") by Allen DeSomer. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of another Bacon Hotline message. Voiceovers & script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music ("Big Al") by Allen DeSomer. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of people giving testimonials about BACON. Voiceovers & script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music ("I'm a Little Teapot") Trad.; arr/ performed by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of the "Bail Out Wall Street Telephone." Just press one to donate 500 Billion dollars. Voiceover by Eric Nepom; Original Music ("Till Death Do Us Part") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy Muppet-like freestyle talking/ singing/ grooving all about bananas (and potassium). Underscored with banana beats and SFX by Suzannah Doyle. Voiceovers by Lyris Cooper, Rylan Doyle and Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Wordplay
Comedy sketch commercial for Big Al's House of Electroshock Therapy. Voiceovers & script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music ("Big Al") by Allen DeSomer. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Character Comedy
Sassy electronica Ring Tone spin on the classic "Flight of the Bumblebee" song by Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov; arr./ performed by Neal Gladstone. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Instrumental, Classical Music, Classical Miscellaneous
Comedy sketch of the Cannibal Association Conference inviting you to be a Keynote Speaker. Voiceover and original music ("Feel Good Factory") by Michael Warner; script by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of the American Cannibal Association's journal of fine dining. Voiceover and original music ("Eat Your Way to Health" by Michael Warner; script by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of the Cannibal Charity calling for donations. Voiceover, script and music ("Digital Indians") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of a Cannibal News Network broadcast. Voiceover by Barry Kerr & Suzannah Doyle; script and music ("Global News Theme") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy Cell Phone Ring tone of person singing about the Cell Phone Blues. Vocals and original song "Cell Phone Blues" by Suzannah Doyle, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy sketch of a male "player" trying to pick up women on the cell phone. Voiceover by Eric Nepom; original music ("Behind Your Eyes") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Character Comedy
Comedy sketch of CNN (Cellphone News Network) discussing tonight's top story: Your cell phone is ringing! Voiceovers by Eric Nepom and Suz Doyle of Infinite Improvabilities; original music ("Global News Theme") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of a Choppers Anonymous 12 step meeting. Voiceovers by Jackson Frisbie, Suz Doyle & Rylan Doyle; script & music ("Till Death Do Us Part - Oops, It Did") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Here's why the Cry Baby Hotline goes through so much Kleenex. Voiceovers & script by Eric Nepom & Suz Doyle, idea by Karina P.; music ("Monkey Business") trad.; arr Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of a man and woman from the "Depressed Society of America," suggesting you don't bother answering the phone. Voiceovers by John Jarvis and Suzannah Doyle, underscored with original depressing falling cartoon music by Suzannah Doyle. Comedy Routines, Deadpan Comedy
Comedy message from the Discount Wake Up Alarm Service. Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script and music ("Merry Go Round") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch endorsing Elvis for President. Voiceovers & script by Eric Nepom & Suzannah Doyle; music ("Big Al") by Allen DeSomer. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Character Comedy
Comedy sketch of the Existential Hotline - what IS the sound of one cell rhone ringing? By Paul Bezanson & Suz Doyle; Voiceover and music (Sakura) Japanese Trad.; arr/ performed by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Just another day at the headquarters of the Flatulence Alert Response Team (FART). Script & voiceover by Gregory Crawford; Music ("Hitchcocky") by Bryan Fusilier. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
A "Masterpiece Theatre" style narration by the host of Flatulence Theatre. Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script & music ("Wine Tasting in the Garden") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of a celestial voice welcoming you to the Gates of Heaven and asking for your 24-digit PIN. Voiceover, script and original music ("Heaven") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Surreal Comedy
Comedy sketch of a Public Service Announcement by the Octa-mom about Global Warming. Voiceovers by Lyris Cooper, Suz Doyle & Barry Kerr; idea by DAvid Erik; script and music ("Autumn Waltz") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of Manuel's phone message to God about Adam and Eve. Voiceover by A. Sivetz; voiceover and original music ("Angelic Hootenanny") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Surreal Comedy
Comedy sketch - Manuel leaves message for God asking if its wrong for him to covet his neighbor's barbecue. Voiceovers by A. Sivetz and Suzannah Doyle. Original Music ("Angelic Hootenanny") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Surreal Comedy
Comedy sketch of Manuel leaving a message on God's Phone machine inviting him to Karaoke. Voiceover by A. Sivetz & Suz Doyle; script and original music ("Angelic Hootenanny") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Surreal Comedy
Comedy sketch of Manuel leaving a phone message for God asking about Plenary Indulgence. Voiceover by A. Sivetz and Suzannah Doyle; original music ("Angelic Hootenanny") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy sketch of Manuel leaving God a phone message about Tobasco-flavored communion wafers. Voiceover by A. Sivetz; VO and original music ("Angelic Hootenanny") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy parody of Gone with the Wind. Voiceovers by Eric Nepom of Infinite Improvabilities; underscored with original music ("Epic Trouble Brewing") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy skit of Habib From India's "Central Casting" business phone message. Voiceover by Murray Lein; Script by Murray Lein & Suzannah Doyle; original music ("Mixed Raga - Sitar") by Allen DeSomer. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Character Comedy
Comedy sketch of Habib from India's answering machine message. Yes, he is one with everything. Voiceover by Murray Lein; original music ("Sitar Groove Loop") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Character Comedy
Comedy sketch of Habib thanking people for calling America. Voiceover by Murray Lein; authentic sitar version of "Sitar Spangled Banner" (trad.) arranged/ performed by Allen DeSomer. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Character Comedy
Comedy sketch of Habib: Turbanator 2000" infomercial. Tired of your turban uncoiling at inopportune moments? Voiceover by Murray Lein; original music ("Tibetan Groove") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Character Comedy
Comedy sketch of Habib's Shrine Repair Commerical. Voiceover by Murray Lein; underscoring music ("Snake Dance") trad.; arr/ performed by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Character Comedy
Comedy sketch commercial for Harlan's House of Cellphones. Voiceovers & script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music ("Big Al") by Allen DeSomer. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy Halloween Ring Tone of 2 Scary whispering ghoul voice wishing you a happy Halloween and advising you to not look out your window. Voiceover by John Jarvis and Suzannah Doyle. Underscored with "Spooky Night," original music by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Horror Sound Effects, Scary voices
Haunted Ring Tone features scary ghosts and goblins imploring the cell phone user to Pick up the Phone. Voiceovers by John Jarvis and Suzannah Doyle. Underscored by the original song "No Really, Don't Go in There," by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Horror Sound Effects, Ghosts
