And Now for Something Completely Different: Ringtone Theatre is a collection of epic comedy mini masterpieces of stage, screen and the hilarious everyday world -- all set to music and presented in 60 seconds or less for your cell phone pleasure! TV and Movie composer Suzannah Doyle has joined forces with a troupe of talented actors, musicians, comedians and outside the box improv-isarians to bring Ringtone Theatre to you.
You'll find movie satires, social commentary, parodies, and stream of consciousness spins on everything from Nigerian email scams, pyramid schemes and cell phone envy to celebrity endorsements. All of this is presented in a mini musical theatre format, set to stylized music by Suzannah Doyle and friends.It's a whole new paradigm in Ringtone Entertainment (Coming soon to a cell phone near YOU)!It's Monty Python meets Mad TV over the Phone!
30 second sitar and tabla instrumental. Written/ performed by Allen DeSomer. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Instrumental, Indian Music, Hindustani Music
A 30 second sitar/ tabla rendition of "The Star Spangled Banner". Arranged/ performed by Allen DeSomer, sitar. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Instrumental, Indian Music, Indian World Fusion
A 30 second sitar/ tabla rendition of "The Star Spangled Banner". Arranged/ performed by Allen DeSomer, sitar. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Instrumental, National Anthems, US National Anthem
Imagine Hans & Franz and Arnold Schwarzennegger pumping iron and bragging about their muscles at a Sci Fi Futuristic gym. Electronic music and male vocals by Suzannah Doyle, various SFX. Rather silly, but fun. Hours of Ring Tone fun! Spoken Word, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Tired of carrying that soul around? Call 1-800 Devil Deals and get the life of your dreams in exchange for one small thing -- your immortal soul. Voiceover, script and song by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy Sketch of a very jolly Kris Kringle at the Santa Claus hotline. Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script by Suzannah Doyle; music ("Jingle Bells Boogie") trad.; arr. Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Character Comedy
Hysterical tense voice urging you to wake up so you don't lose your job, miss the bus, etc. RING TONE. Voiceover and original music ("Soap Opera Suspense chords" and "Suspense Bits 2") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
A fun orchestral romp through some traditional children's playground songs by orchestral composer Dave Walton. Toy piano, strings, bassoon, oboe, trumpet, tuba, xylophone. Light-hearted, playful, full of surprises. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Instrumental, Childrens Music, Childrens Instrumentals
Comedy sketch of the "Bail Out Wall Street Telephone." Just press one to donate 500 Billion dollars. Voiceover by Eric Nepom; Original Music ("Till Death Do Us Part") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of the Cannibal Support Hotline. Voiceover by Eric Nepom; script and music ("Oog Play By Ear") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy sketch of the Alien Abduction Hotline. Did YOU wake up in different clothes this morning? Voiceover & script by Suz Doyle & Eric Nepom; music ("Alien Abduction") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Satire
Comedy Shakespearean Hamlet soliloquy about phones -- to answer? Or not to answer? Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music ("Ye Maidens Fair") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Character Comedy
Haunted, deep, echo-ey maniacal laughter by a group of ghouls. Voiceover by Jackson Frisbie and Rylan Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Horror & Halloween Sound Effects, Evil laughter
Sexy Female "This is your cell phone talking to you" Ring Tone. Chock full of innuendos related to picking up and using the phone. Voiceover and original film noir music ("Femme Fatale Theme") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy ad satire for the Gourmet Cannibal Cookbook. Voiceover and original music ("Never in a Million Years") by Michael Warner; script by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy sketch of the Pharoah Awakening. Why did he wake up? Voiceover, script & music ("Pharoah") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Comedy sketch of a Timid Alarm Clock voice trying to wake you up. Voiceover and script by Lyris Cooper; music ("Clock Tower Bells") trad./ arr. Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Surreal Comedy
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female
A personalized ringtone singing YOUR NAME (in French) -- and that you've got a phone call! Il y a un coup de fil pour toi. Vocals/ translation by Hilary Stuchbery. Harmony vocals, instruments by Michael Warner. Ringtones, NameTones / French female