BARNYARD DANCE
Words and Music by Dave Rudolf

V1
THE PIGS AREN’T WALLOWING, THEY’RE SPANKING CLEAN
AND THE ANGRY YOUNG BULL, HE FORGOT TO BE MEAN
THE GOATS AREN’T PUSHY, THEY’RE EVEN POLITE
NO ONE’S COMPLAINED ABOUT A SINGLE BITE
THE ROOSTER’S ARE CROWIN’, THEY’RE STRUTTIN’ THEIR STUFF
THE HORSES ARE PRANCIN’ THEY CAN’T GET ENOUGH
THE ANIMALS ARE COMIN’ FROM MILES AROUND
THEY’RE ALL GETTIN’ READY FOR THE FARM HOEDOWN
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AT THE BARNYARD DANCE, THEY DANCE AND PRANCE
AT THE BARNYARD DANCE, THEY DANCE AND PRANCE

V2
HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS GOING ‘ROUND THE CRIB?
BUT THAT COW OVER THERE’S BEEN SPREADING SOME FIBS
SHE’S BEEN SAYING THAT OUR CHICKEN’S EGGS ARE SQUARE
AND WE’RE NOT GOING TO THE COUNTY FAIR
SHE TOLD MARIE THE HORSE THAT PIGS CAN FLY
HOW CAN SHE GET AWAY WITH TELLING THOSE LIES?
BUT HERE AT THE DANCE WE DON’T PAY NO HEED
WE JUST KICK UP OUR HOOVES AND HAVE A GOOD FEED
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V3
NOW LOOK AT OVER THERE THAT’S A PRETTY RARE SIGHT
WHEN A CAT AND DOG DANCE WITH NARY A FIGHT
YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY, ‘CAUSE THERE’S PLENTY OF FOOD
AND THE OWLS EVEN SEEM TO BE IN GOOD MOODS
THE BIRDS ARE TWITTERIN’, THEY’RE SINGING THEIR TUNE
WHILE THE ANIMALS TWIRL ‘NEATH A SILVERY MOON
IN THE AIR THERE’S EVEN A HINT OF ROMANCE
ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN AT THE BARNYARD DANCE
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