Folly Old St Nicholas

Folly old St Nicholas / Don’t you tell a soul
How you let that sleigh of yours /  get out of control
How you caused a pile up /  on the interstate
You were going way too fast / you were running late

Do you need some glasses/ or did you just get lost?
Were your eyes all covered with snow and sleet and frost?
Were you sipping egg nog/ Did you drink too much?
Were you weaving through the skies/ did you lose your touch?


Flying low St Nicholas / you took out traffic lights
There’s reindeer and some broken toys, Strewn across the site
There is Jenny’s smashed up skates / there’s an elf stuck on a hood
Next year when you land your sleigh, we hope your aim is good