Neal Gladstone
ALLERGIES
By: Neal Gladstone
Catalog ID: 471975   Duration: 4:18   Tempo: Med Slow   BPM: 100   Vocal: Mixed Vocals
Genre: Comedy Music | Comedy music (pending categorization)
Social Media Link: http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/archive/Comedy/Comedy-Music-pending-categorization/Allergies/471975
A celebration of a familiar summer curse sung in upbeat style, male vocal and guitar with band.   Keywords: nose runny stuffy health colds sniffles sore throat congestion sinus tissues illness antihistamine remedies sore nostrils ?Kleenex wads aching dripping



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Long Description: Allergies, Comedy Music, Comedy Music, pending categorization, music clips, stock music loops and music licensing

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Lyrics:
Every summer breeze that blows
Starts your tender, burning nose
Dripping like a garden hose in June
Swollen eye lids block the sun
Mucous membranes weigh a ton
Mother Nature's just having fun with you
 
Chorus 
You got Allergies Allergies
Make you cough and make you sneeze
Every little summer breeze brings allergies
 
Scratchy throat and aching jaw
Blazing nostrils cracked and raw
You're wheezing like a power saw aren't you
Kleenex wads around your bed
Hockey players in your head
Dinner tastes like Wonder bread and glue
 
Bridge
Muscles ache and molars itch
Eyeballs feel like olive pits
Cold sores sprout like Goodyear blimps
On your blistered lips

(Simultaneous with bridge)
Just remember
What your mother said
Stay inside and
Take a Sudafed

Close the windows
Use your nasal spray
Take your vitamins
Give the cat away
 Buy a gas mask
Do a head stand
Sell the house and
Move to Iceland
 
So slather on the vaseline
Pop that antihistimine
Your nose looks like a nectarine
But you haven't got the flu you got

You got Allergies Allergies
Don't drink milk and don't eat cheese
Every little summer breeze brings allergies
Allergies Allergies
Hell beneath the cottonwood trees
Every little summer breeze brings allergies
Won't somebody save me from these Allergies
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