Greg Trafidlo
By: Greg Trafidlo
Catalog ID: 281752   Duration: 2:44   Tempo: Medium   BPM: 129   Vocal: Male Vocals
Genre: Comedy Music | Comedy music (pending categorization)
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A humorous song about falling in love with a nurse.   Keywords: Nurses, Marriage, Working Wife, Medical Worker, Hospital, Love

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Long Description: Never Marry a Nurse, Comedy Music, Comedy Music, pending categorization, music licensing, stock music loops and website music

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                      Never Marry a Nurse
                           Greg Trafidlo
                 c 1993 KiraPole Music BMI


       Who’d want to marry a nurse?
       ‘can’t think of anything worse
       It’s one of life’s greatest curses
       To fall in love with them nurses

She says you can’t do this, and you can’t eat that
It’s carcinogenic, or has too much fat
Her dinner conversation will make you gag
When she talks about changing some colostomy bag


You want to take her out, you’re gonna be miffed
When she says she had to work a double shift
Her walls are covered with a compilation 
Of autographed X-rays of famous patients


But on a journey on a gurney to the operating room
I saw her smile so caring and warm
With her stethoscope and charts, she stole my heart
And I’m a sucker for a woman in uniform

So I asked for the hand
In the surgical glove...
Now there’s just one thing worse
Than to marry a nurse
It’s not to marry that nurse you love
I said there’s just one thing worse
In the universe
It’s not to marry that nurse you love

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