(voice-over in high pitched voice)
I think I had too much coffee. I can't blink. My eyes won't close.
Maybe I'll sit down, stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down. Whatever. Fine.
Okay. I'll watch TV! Channel 6, channel 7, channel 16, channel 17, channel 20. There's nothing good on TV. Okay, fine. I won't watch TV.
I'll go for a walk. Yes. (door opens and closes quickly). Well, I'm back. Okay, that's not gonna do it either.
Oh, I'll paint the house. No, I'll knit a sweater. No, I'll knit a house and paint the sweater. That isn't gonna do it either. I can't do that.
Aaaaagghh! Who said that? I don't know. Aaaaaaghh! It was me. Oh no! That's not good!