Vicki Hannah Lein
By: Vicki Hannah Lein
Catalog ID: 303916   Duration: 3:35   Tempo: Mixed   Vocal: Female Vocals
Genre: Comedy Music | Novelty Songs
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With fun, humorous lyrics set to the tune of Amazing Grace, this song is a vent about the trials and tribulations of teaching sarcastic adolescent boys. Its anthemic yet lighthearted rant would enhance a comedic film about teaching or education.   Keywords: Sarcastic Adolescent Boys, Dealing With Teens, Teenagers, Sarcasm, Funny, Amazing Grace, Teaching, Trials, Young Adults, Classroom, School, Rant, Vent

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I’d rather play in the middle of the freeway 
with toxic, inflammable toys 
than reveal any vulnerability 
to sarcastic adolescent boys. 
You know, the kind who feign sincerity 
hoping that you’ll take the bait 
then pull the rug from beneath you 
then laugh as you wriggle on the stake. 

I know they aren’t really evil, 
though they practice cruelty enough. 
They’re confuse and  hormonal – terrified 
that they don’t have the right male stuff. 

They hide out in cocky bravado, 
thinking that is true masculinity. 
They don’t know they are a gangly billboard 
of adolescent insecurity. 

And when they unite their forces, 
ganging up all in one class, 
it doesn't matter what you try to teach them, 
you will fall flat on your sweet little ass. 

So I’d rather get a mouthful of root canals 
or listen to fingernail on blackboard noise 
than waste any of my precious life force 
around sarcastic adolescent boys. 
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