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| Title: NEVER MARRY A NURSE |
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Catalog Id: 281752
Duration: 2:44
Artist: Greg Trafidlo
Content: Music Track
Description: A humorous song about falling in love with a nurse.
Keywords: Nurses, marriage, working wife, medical worker, hospital, love
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Never Marry A Nurse
Category: Theme Music
Subcategory: Novelty, humor and parody music
Long Description: Never Marry A Nurse, Theme Music, Novelty Music, royalty free music downloads, tv advert music and powerpoint music
Keywords: Never Marry A Nurse, Greg Trafidlo, A humorous song about falling in love with a nurse., Nurses, marriage, working wife, medical worker, hospital, love, Never Marry a Nurse
Greg Trafidlo
c 1993 KiraPole Music BMI
CHORUS
Who’d want to marry a nurse?
‘can’t think of anything worse
It’s one of life’s greatest curses
To fall in love with them nurses
She says you can’t do this, and you can’t eat that
It’s carcinogenic, or has too much fat
Her dinner conversation will make you gag
When she talks about changing some colostomy bag
REPEAT CHORUS
You want to take her out, you’re gonna be miffed
When she says she had to work a double shift
Her walls are covered with a compilation
Of autographed X-rays of famous patients
REPEAT CHORUS
But on a journey on a gurney to the operating room
I saw her smile so caring and warm
With her stethoscope and charts, she stole my heart
And I’m a sucker for a woman in uniform
So I asked for the hand
In the surgical glove...
Now there’s just one thing worse
Than to marry a nurse
It’s not to marry that nurse you love
I said there’s just one thing worse
In the universe
It’s not to marry that nurse you love
, Guitar Acoustic, Drums, Folk Fiddle, Piano acoustic, Tuba, Vocals, Fun, Funny, Cheeky, Loving, Mischievous, Comedy, Credits, TV / Vocal, Film / Vocal, Romantic Comedy, Medical Drama, Love, Marriage, Relationships, Wedding, Happy, 0, Kira Records, AudioSparx
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