ANOTHER PINT

There’s toddlers robbing grannies
And grannies dealing dope
There’s child molesters everywhere
And they’re hired by the pope

The world’s gone down the toilet
But brother, never fear
When the world’s too dark and you need a spark
Just have a pint of beer

ANOTHER PINT!
Let’s have another pint, let’s have another beer!
ANOTHER PINT!
Let’s have another pint, everybody’s here!
ANOTHER PINT!
Let’s celebrate like it’s the last night of the year!
I’ll buy you all another pint if you all by me a beer!

The North Pole’s melting faster
Than an ice cream cone in hell
But don’t complain about it cause they’ll stick you in a cell
The leaders of the world today
Are madder than King Lear
But don’t be stressed if you feel depressed
Just have a pint of beer

ANOTHER PINT!
Let’s have another pint, let’s have another beer!
ANOTHER PINT!
Let’s have another pint, everybody’s here!
ANOTHER PINT!
Let’s celebrate like it’s the last night of the year!
I’ll buy you all another pint if you all by me a beer!