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DEADBEAT   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters What does your x-wife call you when she dials your number? Play this one and find out. Well, you could look at the title but you gotta hear this one. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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ONE RINGIE DINGIE   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters A mutated and slightly radioactive version of Lily Tomlin's Ernestine, the telephone operator. Comedy Routines, Surreal Comedy
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LUKE, I LIED   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters So, Vader lied about being Luke's father. This is where you can finally learn the actual truth. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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Preview Track Full Track 338414 0:31
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FUNERAL PARLOR   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters Funeral parlor director asking for a rental suit returned. He sounds like Peter Lorre. Comedy Routines, Character Comedy
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A CROCK & BULLWINKLE STORY   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters This is what you've always wanted to hear from from Rocky and Bullwinkle but they could never broadcast anything like this, at least not during the original 1960s TV series! Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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IS THAT A CELL PHONE IN YOUR POCKET   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters Well, as a matter of fact, it is. Or is it. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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Preview Track Full Track 343549 0:31
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters She thinks she's making you feel better by saying that. This is a great laugh for your friends to hear...unless you're afraid they'll think it's a real call from your real girlfriend! Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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Preview Track Full Track 338412 0:31
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THIS CELL PHONE HAS BEEN STOLEN   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters We think the title speaks for itself. Check it out and see. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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WE ARE THE BORG   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters We are Borg, but we're not boring! A parody of one of our favorite Star Trek-The Next Generation entries. Locutus of Borg! (We think Picard should have stayed Borg and run the Enterprise that way.), Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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Preview Track Full Track 338416 0:31
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THE HUNCHBACK   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters The Hunchback of Notre Dame doing...ringtones??? Well, he IS the "bell-ringer OF". Comedy Routines, Character Comedy
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YOU MEN ARE ALL ALIKE   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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Preview Track Full Track 338418 0:31
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CREDITOR CALLING   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters Suppose your cell phone was your personal servant and a creditor was calling you? What would your cell phone say?, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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KID STUFF - 01   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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KID STUFF - 02   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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KID STUFF - 03   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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THE DARK SIDE   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters Not one of Darth Vader's better days! Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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WELL RING ALREADY   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters So answer it, you dumb human! Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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THE COPPER CLAPPER CAPER   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters Comedy Routines, Surreal Comedy
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RINGIE DINGIE   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters Ever see the Lily Tomlin telephone operator routine? This is one mutated version of it. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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Preview Track Full Track 343565 0:33
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John M. Peters


Comedy Routines,
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John M. Peters