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Neal Gladstone (Comedy Tracks)


Home: Corvallis, OR USA   

Known for clever, original lyrics and a surprising variety of music styles, Neal Gladstone has developed an enthusiastic following in Pacific Northwest. Long-time fans return to Gladstone's concerts year after year to join the fun. Gladstone and his six-piece band have produced five CDs of satire, ballads, and rockers on subjects ranging from the joys of oatmeal, to the absurdities of politics, to the intricate battle of the sexes.


No subject, however strange or mundane, escapes his consideration. A thinking person's songwriter, Gladstone surprises his listeners with unexpected rhymes and melodies, and can turn the most ordinary subject into hilarious satire.
Gladstone is also known for his weekly radio show, featuring his original music and comedy, that ran on Oregon Public Broadcasting radio, KLCC, and KUOW in Seattle. His music has been featured on NPR's 'All Things Considered' and 'Car Talk.'




Genres for This Artist

Total Tracks: 25

Instrumental Tracks (8 Tracks) | Vocal Tracks (17) |
Music Genres For Neal Gladstone
Childrens | Comedy | Dangerous | Dramatic | Pop | Singer/Songwriter | Themes |



Tracks for This Artist


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09 I KNOW THAT - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2009
Neal Gladstone Instrumental, Comedy, Comedy Music
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468079 3:39 Medium 108   


06 RIVER MAN - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2009
Neal Gladstone Instrumental, Comedy, Comedy Music
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468076 4:18 Fast 162   


08 MR. AUGUST - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2009
Neal Gladstone Instrumental, Comedy, Comedy Music
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468078 4:02 Very Slow 38   


04 DIDN'T KNOW YOU - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2009
Neal Gladstone Instrumental, Comedy, Comedy Music
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468074 2:41 Medium 128   


07 BLUES DILEMMA - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2009
Neal Gladstone Instrumental, Comedy, Comedy Music
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468077 4:08 Fast 157   


11 SAVE OUR PLANET - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2009
Neal Gladstone Instrumental, Comedy, Comedy Music
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468081 5:03 Medium 111   


12 GOODBYE SONG - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2009
Neal Gladstone Instrumental, Comedy, Comedy Music
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468082 3:14 Medium 107   


ADHESIVE STEVE - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2006
Neal Gladstone You know the guy you can’t get rid of? Who won’t take a hint? Darkly humorous, Gladstone’s acerbic wit reveals what it feels like to be unwanted, disrespected, and left out. “Adhesive Steve, the guest who wouldn’t leave” is a character everyone recognizes, feels sorry for, and tries to avoid being. Mixed Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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468072 3:19 Med Fast 140   


01 MOTHER'S BIRTHDAY - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2009
Neal Gladstone Instrumental, Comedy, Comedy Music
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468071 2:19 Medium 126   


HONEY MAKER - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 1978
Neal Gladstone Sassy mid-tempo rocker with flirting male and female counterparts. He entices in clever puns, she resists until the end duet. Clean lyrics full of double-entendres. Fun, playful syntheizers, clean but sexy, compelling groove. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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468073 2:46 Medium 115   


AMERICAN DAWG - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 1990
Neal Gladstone Blues style spoof with clever political lyrics. Tough, self-centered canine brags he’s the neighborhood stud, an American Dawg. Male lead, female backup vocals. “The neighborhood ladies, they know what I got. My nose may be cold but my blood is hot.”, Mixed Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
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471977 4:50 Medium 105   


RED BEANS - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2008
Neal Gladstone Comfortable country song about simple pleasures, eating Mama’s red beans for dinner. Little boy’s viewpoint. Loving, farm family scene, typical kid drama between siblings, fun, sweet. Snappy electric guitar lead, solo male vocal, female backup vocals, folk guitar. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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468080 3:07 Med Slow 80   


GOIN' TO THE LANDFILL - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2003
Neal Gladstone Silly novelty song about a trip to the landfill with varying vocal styles, starts out with a slight whispering sound, then goes into full vocal mode. Story involves around a minor protest the singer hopes to turn into a major news media event. Musically adventurous, varying instruments and styles. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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314148 3:13 Med Slow 86   


DRUMMER OF MY DREAMS - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2003
Neal Gladstone Love song parody, heart-broken musician grieves over his sad history with inept drummers and imagines ‘The drummer of my dreams. “He won’t be hostile, He won’t take drugs. He won’t drop cigarette butts on my rugs” ’ Male voice and piano. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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314149 3:33 Med Slow 80   


HAIR - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2003
Neal Gladstone A pseudo-tragic lament about losing one’s hair by master parodist Neal Gladstone. Confessing his neglect, he begs his vanishing hair to return, promising “if you’ll forgive me and come back to stay, I’ll brush you and stroke you til you’re old and gray.” Hilarious and moving at the same time! Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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314277 4:54 Med Slow 100   


ALLERGIES - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 1992
Neal Gladstone A celebration of a familiar summer curse sung in upbeat style, male vocal and guitar with band. Mixed Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
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471975 4:18 Med Slow 100   


GRAPEFRUIT IN YOUR LIFE - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 1990
Neal Gladstone A swooning love song in praise of the Grapefuit, ‘the perfect golden jewel, succulent and cool wakens to your fond caress’. Sung by master parodist Neal Gladstone with female background vocal harmonies. Clever lyrics add faux reverence to the absurd rhapsody. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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314146 3:58 Slow 75   


LITTLE PIECE OF PLASTIC - (by Neal Gladstone)  Year: 2009
Neal Gladstone Hilarious, tongue-in-cheek Cabaret song warning about the need for "protection". Very much in the style of the famous "Jonathan and Darlene" comedy albums recorded by Jo Stafford and Paul Weston in the 1960s. Female Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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314147 4:04 Mixed   

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