A classically trained pianist with a reverence for the Big Band music of Glenn Miller and the Dorsey Brothers, and a love of Alfred Hitchcock films, Brenda Elthon's music has enthralled patrons of independent film and charmed her radio audiences around the world. Whether it's a dissonant, impressionist piano masterpiece, or a swinging Country lyrical anthem, or an orchestral trip from Heaven to Hell, Brenda's music pulls out the emotional stops and takes the listener on a magical ride to a new, unexpected place. Sometimes simple. Often, complex. Always special.
Diverse collection of 40 spooky and frightening sounds for Halloween and horror productions. Scary voices, aliens, chains, ghosts, creaks and squeaks, chainsaws, footsteps, mechanical sounds, and witches. Horror & Halloween, Horror SoundPacks
Versatile collection of 30 radio ready clean talking vocal sound effects. Hilarious voices saying funny expressions. Some whacky; some ordinary. Mostly English, with a couple in French and Spanish. American and British accents. Male, female, kid vocalizations. All occasions. Light and happy fun. Talking, Talking Voice Soundpacks
Radio ready library of ten cute puppy dog noises a growing little guy makes in his daily romp through a happy, family life. Eating, sleeping, playing, and guarding his friends. Perfect live audio captured in the home of two charming and naughty pugs. Expressive and endearing. Funny and heartwarming. Mammals, Puppies
Some construction projects require a groove or channel to be cut in wood, so that separate wood components can connect in a tight fit. Wood workers use hand-held routers to cut these grooves following a template or pattern to make the cut fit perfectly. It is noisy and makes saw dust, but worth it. Mechanical, Milling machines
How does a carpenter cut a circle out of a piece of wood? He uses a hand-held jig saw. The little blade goes up and down, up and down, following a guideline, and the circle results. Construction projects are fun and easy when you have a plan and the right equipment. Now, go renovate that old kitchen, Tools,
Deep, reverberating male laughter; dreadful. Is the giant really going to climb down the beanstalk and eat Jack? Will Goliath defeat David? Will the Cyclops eat the crew of the Odyssey? Throughout history, books and movies have given us an abundance of big, mean, scary giants with fearful laughter. Cartoon, Laughter
Deep, reverberating male laughter; dreadful. Is the giant really going to climb down the beanstalk and eat Jack? Will Goliath defeat David? Will the Cyclops eat the crew of the Odyssey? Throughout history, books and movies have given us an abundance of big, mean, scary giants with fearful laughter. Cartoon, Laughter
Just like in "The Wizard Of Oz," this evil, taunting laughter provokes fear and anxiety. Something frightening is about to happen and the Witch takes giddy delight in the terror to come. A laugh that will make children cry and adults remember the charming old movie. Follow the yellow brick road! Cartoon, Laughter
How does a wooden board get to be so smooth and straight? The construction crew or workers at the lumber mill run rough lumber through a grinding machine that chews and whittles protrusions down, so that the board is of perfect thickness. This really makes a lot of noise!! Wear ear plugs!! Do it! Tools,
Angry Russian woman makes deep-throated threats in heavily accented English. A funny, harmless, clean put down. Authentic sounding. Dead pan, stereotype humor, dripping with rich, dramatic cynicism. The perfect "get a laugh" punchline. Radio ready fun for general audiences of all ages. Comedy, Deadpan Comedy
Silly English speaking woman, with a crisp, high pitched voice, asks for her breakfast in a classic British accent. Is it Queen Elizabeth? Camilla, perhaps? A lighthearted, gentle tease. Funny and irreverent. Radio ready. A good humored attention-getter. Talking, British / Female
"Hey, what's up, Doc?" The classic, snide snicker made famous in Bugs Bunny cartoons. Retro, old fashioned and nostalgic giggle maker punchline for all ages. Radio ready, dead pan comedy, put-down silly fun. Cartoon, Laughter
Adult woman says "What Do You Want Me To Do?" in crisp, articulate and properly pronounced Spanish, with just a hint of human angst and emotion. Is it the maid or nanny? The hotel staff? The cook? Tell her what to do! Professional radio voice drop, ringtone, cartoon, comedy sketch, advertisement. Si, Talking, Spanish / Female
Spanish speaking female says "I'm Sorry." Crisp and authentic, with trace of charm and emotion. Professional radio voice drop, advertisement, ringtone, cartoon, comedy sketch. Si. Talking, Spanish / Female
Hillbilly gal in jeans and braids asks "What are you doin tuh-day?" in flat, Tennesse comedy accent. Regional humor made famous by the Beverly Hillbillies and Green Acres. Remember those funny tv sitcoms? A classic Americana form of good natured humor that never goes out of style. Come on, laugh, Comedy, Character Comedy
Flat, atonal New York girl says the perennial greeting, "Hi, How Are You?" Is she really interested? Nope. Just the standard morning acknowledgment. Is she from the Bronx? Bed-Stuy? I dunno, but she needs another cup of coffee. Cartoon, ringtone, answering machine, radio voice drop, advertisement. Comedy, Character Comedy
Loud, hollow, reverberating atmospheric ambiance with alien breathing sounds accompanied by subtle pops and creaks. Mysterious. Apprehensive. Perfect for exploration of new and unseen dangerous extra-terrestrial landscapes and outer space, as well as deep sea underwater caves. Water, Underwater
Escalating hostile ambience of growing fear and tension. Melodically ebbing and flowing without end as one, and then another, and then yet another dead thing whizzes by. Mysterious and haunting, yet mesmerizing. Provocative audio punishment whose sheer audacity morphs into something oddly beautiful. Horror & Halloween, Horror ambience
Let's reupholster that old chair. Okay, where is the staple gun? We need it to attach the new fabric and padding to the wooden frame. Bam! Bam! Bam! Be careful! This is a job for a construction crew or professional. Tools,
The real deal: authentic fast sewing machine mechanical noise as the stitching arm and needle go up and down, connecting with the bobbin thread and stitching a nice, straight, long seam. Loud. Smooth. Radio ready audio. A retro household sound from the days when moms taught daughters how to sew. Household,
Strong and basic piano rake outro from a classic, traditional sounding WOW lounge jazz style character track. Pulsating; rhythmic; suggestive. A sultry adult mood setter. Cartoon, Crashing
Perhaps the most appropriate ringtone to play in a crowded conference room: A computer voice says "one more time... let's try that one more time" in a deep, ominous male voice, with slight echo and reverb effect to simulate a haunting space alien ambiance. Think: fear;warning;danger. A cynical smirk, Ringtone, Sci-Fi Ringtones
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Haunting rocket blast off countdown, from ten to zero, in deep, reverberating American male voice. Alien? Ghost? Your mind or memory? Old television clips? Hal? Science Fiction, Countdowns
Office tape dispenser seals up a cardboard box. Make that project! Mend that tear! Oh, wait, it's moving day! Time to pack and go. Watch out for those sticky fingers and tape wads. Office,
Big commercial packing tape dispenser seals up a cardboard box. It's moving day! Time to pack and go. Watch out for those sticky fingers and tape wads. Office,
Foot tall grass and it's got to get mowed. Hey! What happened to the automatic start machine? You mean I have to pull this chord? Two times?! No way. Call the landscape company and have them send a work crew over to the house. This is a man's job, not a chore for a woman gardener! Well, here goes! Tools, Lawn tools
Foot tall grass and it's got to get mowed. Hey! We are out of gas! Gotta fill up the tank. Where is the funnel? I hate that stinky smell. Me do it? No way. Call the landscape company and have them send a work crew over to the house. This is a man's job, not a chore for a woman gardener! Seriously! Tools, Lawn tools
What happened to the funnel? Wow. I have to unscrew the cap from my red gasoline can and pour this fuel into my old lawn mower. Splish, splash, the grass is takin' a bath in spilled gasoline and the fumes stink. Please call in a professional landscape crew or yard maintenance worker! Ahh, summertime, Tools, Lawn tools
Charming, old-fashioned happy circus polka band, with organ, ukelele, tuba, flute and whacky percussion. Pretty music. A real song. Happy and sweet with the simple appeal of a bygone era. No computer generated whiz-bang sound effects. Authentic; retro; a period piece. Whimsical, wistful authenticity, Cartoon,
Positive, confident, up-tempo, pro USA swinging love ballad sung by John Mayer soundalike with honky-tonk country dance band, with guitar, bass, keyboards and percussion. Family and marital love lyrics with clean, family values message. Home life. Warm, safe, soothing; snuggly and cozy. For all ages, Male Vocals, Country, Alt Country
Persistent whispers of scientific certainty, repeated with reverb and drone effects. What is the significance of "G"? Why does it dominate everything you do to fix this vehicle? Is it your mind? Your computer? An alien visitor? Your missing comrade in this space journey? You just want to get home. Horror & Halloween, Scary voices
Was it the squirrel in the backyard? The banging of trash cans on the front sidewalk? The mailman? The big dog next door? When you are a small Pug in a big and scary world, vigilance and a loud, shrieking bark are your only weapons. Stand your ground! Protect your turf and family at all costs! Woof! Mammals, Puppies
Fierce and feisty small dog barks and snaps and growls a loud and angry big dog bark. Why? Well, what would you do if, every afternoon, the mailman sent big envelopes through the front door mail slot, flying through the air at eye level, then dropping - plop - right at your feet! You'd be mad, too. Mammals, Dogs
Rainy days mean wet and dirty paws. Nice little dogs try to keep themselves clean, just like a cat: "lick, lick, lick" until they are all clean and nice. Man's best friend, indeed. Mammals, Dogs
Soulful, soft, yet angry love song featuring glamorous and powerful Adele style female vocals. Society gets in the way of young love. The girl can see it but the guy is blind. Yearning; pleading; warning; crying. Soaring, emotional vocals by award winning singer. Elegant acoustic piano accompaniment, Instrumental, Dramatic, Romantic Music
Dead little girl sings the Barney song in "la la la" form in three differing pitches. Creepy and terrifying, yet unbearably sad. What happened to her? Why can't you get her voice out of your head? Why is she haunting you? The truth lurks in the dark and she calls for you to come find it. Be careful, Horror & Halloween, Scary voices
Deep male voice tells you "oh, yeah." Boy, he really means it! We must have done a good job! The perfect exclamation point for way too many jokes. Radio ready audio for naughty, but good natured fun. Talking, Baudy
Clint Eastwood soundalike tells you, "Be careful. Be very careful." Gee, he sounds serious! Time to drop the gun, get on the floor, and put your hands behind your head... or something. Talking, American / Male
Clint Eastwood soundalike delivers his famous line," Go ahead. Make my day." Dripping with rich, dramatic cynicism. It sounds just like Clint! Radio ready fun. The perfect punchline. Fun for all audiences. Comedy, Deadpan Comedy
Deep and sinister US male voice tells you to "wait for it." Threatening. Frightening in its intense and commanding tone. The admonition of a cruel leader whose words are law. Radio ready tongue in cheek humor. Perfect attention getting voice drop. Laugh maker. You must obey his command, or else... Comedy, Deadpan Comedy
Clear, deep US male voice tells you "that's just plain stupid." Well, don't get upset. He's right; it really was and you know it. I mean, really, how dumb can you get? And don't be so sensitive. Everybody benefits from criticism (but I wish he didn't enjoy dishing it out so much). So grow up, girl. Talking, American / Male