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HYSTERICAL WAKE UP ALARM   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Hysterical tense voice urging you to wake up so you don't lose your job, miss the bus, etc. RING TONE. Voiceover and original music ("Soap Opera Suspense chords" and "Suspense Bits 2") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy,  
314124 0:24   

HELLO? HELLO? HELLO!   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Hello? Hello? Hello? Multiple voices saying "Hello" in a questioning way, underscored with drumbeats. Voiceovers by John Jarvis, Suzannah Doyle and Lyris Cooper. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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454344 0:29   

COMIC CUCKOO SOUND   (by Pete Bax )
Pete Bax Comic Cuckoo mocking, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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289223 0:09   

SEXY INNUENDO RINGTONE   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Sexy Female "This is your cell phone talking to you" Ring Tone. Chock full of innuendos related to picking up and using the phone. Voiceover and original film noir music ("Femme Fatale Theme") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
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314129 0:50   

SILLY MUMMY JOKE   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Mummy joke, Comedy,
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206074 0:55   

GOURMET CANNIBAL COOKBOOK   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ad satire for the Gourmet Cannibal Cookbook. Voiceover and original music ("Never in a Million Years") by Michael Warner; script by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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30sec - Comedy,  
322195 0:30   

THE QUIET STORM 2-27-97   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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48332 4:17   

PHAROAH AWAKES   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of the Pharoah Awakening. Why did he wake up? Voiceover, script & music ("Pharoah") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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30sec - Comedy,  
332858 0:30   

MY WIFE AND I HAVE 5 CHILDREN....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy,  
2824 4:21   

01.HEY BABY...   (by Big Fat Audio )
Big Fat Audio "Come On and touch my balls! They won't bite ya" Comedy voice for ecards, cellphones and emails etc [High Quality STEREO], Comedy,
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207030 0:07   

PIRATE HELP LINE   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Pirate Ring Tone Sketch. Press 1 for swabbing decks, 4 if you like wenches, and more options. Voiceover by Eric Nepom; original music ("A Pirate's Life for Me") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
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314554 0:33   

POPCORN PISS   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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4554 0:03   

SUGAR SHOCKERS COMMERCIAL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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3191 1:11   

COSBY: ... WHAT IS IT ABOUT COCAINE THAT MAKES IT   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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24382 0:22   

LICK IT...LICK IT REAL GOOD!   (by AJ Pro Audio )
AJ Pro Audio Well spoken daft woman's voice "Lick It...Lick it real good", Comedy,
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359042 0:02   

SHE'S A CHEAP SLUT!   (by AJ Pro Audio )
AJ Pro Audio Well spoken angry lady's comedy voice "She's a cheap slut!", Comedy,
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359066 0:01   

DR. SEUSS IN DA HOOD COMMERCIAL   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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46480 0:39   

(KNOCKING AT THE DOOR) WHO IS IT? IT'S ME, DAVE,   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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19612 0:38   

DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING? (SNIFF) YEAH. NO, BESIDES   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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26213 0:04   

COMEDY WITH HANK WILLIAMS   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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52610 0:29   

BARNEY I LOVE YOU - DOES NOT COMPUTE - EXPLOSION   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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Full Track - Comedy,  
5877 0:07   

TALIBAN NEEDS ANSWERING MACHINES   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Taliban needs answering machines, Comedy,
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63207 1:51   

GIRL CRYING_SHUT UP!!   (by AJ Pro Audio )
AJ Pro Audio Comedy Girl crying then man's voice  shouts - "shut up", Comedy,
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359005 0:05   

THIS IS THE AOL POLICE. YOU ARE SURROUNDED. DROP   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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23666 0:19   

WHEW! SOMEBODY DONE BEEN TO THE WALMART!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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Full Track - Comedy,  
15792 0:03   

HI, YOU HAVE REACHED ALZHEIMER'S ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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5447 0:29   

DONALD DUCK VOICE - OH MY.... WITH CHAINSAW SOUND   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Comedy,
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3971 0:09   

NO STEM, NO SEED....BAD ASS WEED   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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5805 0:09   

I'M OUTA HERE ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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Full Track - Comedy,  
12949 0:05   

CONDOM COMMERCIAL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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2862 0:39   

MONTY PYTHON LONG GOODBYE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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11599 0:06   

LECHEROUS BOB SNEEZING   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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20659 0:01   

BARNEY BEING SHOT WITH MACHINE GUN - YEAH   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy,  
5873 0:07   

JOE FRIDAY FROM DRAGNET, SYSTEMS ANALYST   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy,  
37139 0:06   

VALLEY GIRL: I JUST THREW A PIN AT YOU, AND ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy,  
33062 0:09   

I WANT TO GET ONLINE...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy,  
30651 0:23   

THE EMERGENCY MORON SYSTEM   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy,  
4413 0:07   

I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS...FILM AT 11   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy,  
13004 0:02   

BARNEY BEING SHOT WITH LASER BY STAR TREK   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy,  
5872 0:33   

BUGS BUNNY SINGING AND BEING SLAPPED   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy,  
3730 0:06   

BOB THE RAPIST WITH COMICAL SOUND   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy,  
2803 0:36   

MACARENA EATS LEAD   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy,  
11769 0:21   

911 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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3675 0:05   

THE STORY YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE IS TRUE...NAME CHANG   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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Full Track - Comedy,  
7558 0:08   

ADVERTISEMENT FOR ELVIS TAPES--PARODY   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Elvis impersonator ad for tapes, Comedy,
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Full Track - Comedy,  
2925 1:23   

BART - WHADDYA WANT - BARNEY BEING SHOT, HOMER LAU   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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Full Track - Comedy,  
5884 0:10   

BIG F____ QUEUE, I LOVE....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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8187 0:04   

BARNEY THEME...WITH GUNSHOTS AND CHEERING   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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Full Track - Comedy,  
3714 0:25   

(GUNSHOT) MA! PA DONE SHOT UP THE AMERICA ON LINE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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Full Track - Comedy,  
22900 0:05   

9000 GIGS OF RAM   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy,  
7369 0:05   
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