Jokes, funny lines, skits


Jokes,
funny lines,
hilarious skits sounds,
sound effects files,
sund effects,
sounds for download,
download sounds for windows live,
royalty free sounds,
sound effect libraries,
sound effects for imovie,
sooundeffects,
with wav files,
wav downloadable,
listen sound effects,
sound effects download,
television sound effects,
used mp3,
wav sound bites,
sound effects wav mp3,
designer sound fx,
Jokes, funny lines, skits
Home > Sound Effects > Comedy > Jokes, funny lines, skits >

Jokes, funny lines, hilarious skits



   Budget Bargains

IMPORTANT: To refine track results, adjust the filter and/or sort options below.

Edit Type Show All Mixes Sort Method
GO TO PAGE   1 2 3 4 5 NEXT> >>       PAGE 1  


I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS...FILM AT 11 - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13004 0:02   


LITTLE BOY BLUE - HE NEEDED THE MONEY! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
6945 0:02   


LALALA...BAD SMURFS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3530 0:03   


WHY YUMYUM...IT'S BACON ! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3515 0:03   


ME, FAIL ENGLISH....THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5787 0:03   


I JUST KNOW ... PROBE MY ANUS WITH ALIEN BACKGROUN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5528 0:02   


TWO BEERS, BARTENDER. I'LL TAKE TWO BEER, TOO. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
23946 0:02   


POPCORN PISS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
4554 0:03   


SORRY I... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
4118 0:02   


GOIN TO HELL... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
30663 0:02   


I'M NOT GONNA GO COMMANDO.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7706 0:02   


HMM, I KNOW ONE THING, IF I LOOK AT YOUR CHEST... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3810 0:03   


MAN-EATING COW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11868 0:03   


IMPAIRED THINKER - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3027 0:03   


MALE: YOU'VE GOT THE BRAIN OF A FOUR YEAR OLD BOY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7342 0:02   


WHAT DO YOU WANT... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
4216 0:03   


SHIT, I HAVEN'T HAD COFFEE YET.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3829 0:03   


IF WE WERE LITTLE PIGS WE'D SAY ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13156 0:03   


IS IT TRUE WHEN YOU WERE BORN THE DOCTOR TURNED AR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26200 0:03   


MISS RIGHT, OR AT LEAST MISS RIGHT NOW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12105 0:02   


THE LAST TIME I SAW A MOUTH LIKE THAT, IT HAD A HO - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20941 0:03   


YOU KNOW, SCOTLAND HAS IT'S OWN MARTIAL ARTS, IT'S - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20784 0:03   


MALE: NEXT TIME I HAVE A DAUGHTER, I HOPE IT'S A - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
17225 0:03   


I'M LOOKING FOR A CUTE LITTLE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8225 0:03   


PROVING AGAIN THAT SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE PEOPLE .. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15565 0:03   


IT'S NICE TO BE NICE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12530 0:03   


I SAY WE GO DOWN TO THE SCUMMY SIDE OF TOWN AND GI - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25787 0:03   


I GOTTA GO PEE. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
22621 0:01   


YOU GO GIRL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24891 0:01   


HEY, ARE YOU PONDERING.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5550 0:02   


WHEW! SOMEBODY DONE BEEN TO THE WALMART! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15792 0:03   


TONIGHT'S TOPIC IS MARIJUANA ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11883 0:04   


DONALD VOICE - OH MY GOD...SHUT THE F__UP... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3970 0:04   


MEOW MIX CAT MEETS A BOOT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12020 0:04   


POTTY EMERGENCY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
4559 0:01   


DON'T GO MENTAL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
22633 0:01   


THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15208 0:04   


SOMETHING CAME OUT OF YOUR BUTT.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3748 0:04   


DAMN, YOU DRUNK TESTS ARE HARD - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
17314 0:01   


I'M OUTA HERE ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12949 0:05   


THAT THING NEEDS MORE POWER THAT'S ALL IT NEEDS. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25583 0:01   


MALE: COULD YOU PICK YOUR BUTT WITH YOUR NOSE , H - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25839 0:04   


BAD BOYS SONG WITH DOOR BELL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5782 0:05   


I DON'T THINK I NEED ANY MORE COFFEE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12587 0:01   


ALWAYS REMEMBER THESE WORDS....SCREW 'EM - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5483 0:03   


MALE: MY NIPPLES ARE ROCK HARD ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
21059 0:04   


ARE YOU ABLE TO CEASE THINKING ON DEMAND - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3786 0:01   


MALE: ... BELCH THE ALPHABET, THEN PHD.S WOULD BE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
6735 0:04   


I'M SO PISSED AT YOU I COULD... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3534 0:04   


(GUNSHOT) MA! PA DONE SHOT UP THE AMERICA ON LINE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
22900 0:05   

GO TO PAGE   1 2 3 4 5 NEXT> >>       PAGE 1  


Jokes, funny lines, skits,sound effects files,sund effects,sounds for download,Jokes, funny lines, hilarious skits sounds,I'm Not Wearing Any Pants...Film at 11,Little Boy Blue He Needed the Money!,Lalala...Bad Smurfs,Why Yumyum...It's Bacon !,Me, Fail English....That's Unpossible,I Just Know ... Probe My Anus With Alien Backgroun,Two Beers, Bartender. I'll Take Two Beer, Too.,Popcorn Piss,Sorry I...,Goin to Hell...,I'm Not Gonna Go Commando....,Hmm, I Know One Thing, If I Look at Your Chest...,Man-Eating Cow,Impaired Thinker,Male: You've Got the Brain of a Four Year Old Boy,What Do You Want...,Shit, I Haven't Had Coffee Yet....,If We Were Little Pigs We'd Say ...,Is It True When You Were Born the Doctor Turned Ar,Miss Right, Or at Least Miss Right Now,The Last Time I Saw a Mouth Like That, It Had a Ho,
KEYWORDS: Jokes, funny lines, hilarious skits sounds




GENRES
All Music Genres
Dramatic Music Genres
World Music Genres
Kids Music Genres
Sound Effects & Noises
Instruments, Beats & Loops
Ringtones for Your Phone


PRODUCTION  SPOTLIGHTS
Commercial Ad Music
Film & TV Music
Radio Production Music
Video Games & Software Music
MusicPack Collections
SoundPack Collections
ComposerPack Collections


FEATURE  SPOTLIGHTS
Artist Directory
Hollywood A-List Artists
Editor's Choice Awards
Music Editors' Picks
Hot New Artists
Composers Hall of Fame
Featured Client Videos


BACKGROUND  MUSIC
In-Store & On-Hold Music
Music Playlists

POPULAR  DESTINATIONS
African Music and SFX
Commercial Music
Christmas and New Year's Music
Classical Music Library
Dramatic Music
European Music
Film & TV Music
Games Music
Hip Hop Music
Horror and Halloween Music
Kids Music and SFX



PayPal Logo
ASCAP - The American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers BMI - Broadcast Music Inc. SESAC - a Global Performing Rights Organization
 
Latin Music
Latin Tropical Music
Middle Eastern Music & SFX
Radio Music & SFX
Romantic Love Songs
Sports Music
TV & Film Music
Vocal Music
World Music

VOCAL  MUSIC
Vocal Music
Top 100 Vocal Tracks
Top 100 Classical Vocals
Top 100 Country Vocals
Top 100 Indie Rock Vocals
Top 100 Jazz Vocals
Top 100 Pop Vocals
Top 100 RnB Vocals
Top 100 Rock Vocals
Top 100 World Vocals


AFFILIATED  SITES
RadioSparx.com
MusicCult.com


PLEASE   FOLLOW   US
On Facebook
On Twitter
Go to the Home Page

MISCELLANEOUS
About AudioSparx
Licensing & Pricing Overview
Licensing Terms & Conditions
Studio Privileges Request
Privacy Policy
Marquee Clients
Artist Testimonials
Sell Music or SFX Here
Helpful External Links


FAST  HELP
Problems Downloading Content?
How to Download My Track License?
Frequently Asked Questions
Get More Help Here


CONTACT  INFO
Contact Online
Email:   info@audiosparx.com
Toll Free Tel: 866-830-7039
International: +1 (954) 791-9795

Jokes, funny lines, skits


Jokes,
funny lines,
hilarious skits sounds,
sound effects files,
sund effects,
sounds for download,
download sounds for windows live,
royalty free sounds,
sound effect libraries,
sound effects for imovie,
sooundeffects,
with wav files,
wav downloadable,
listen sound effects,
sound effects download,
television sound effects,
used mp3,
wav sound bites,
sound effects wav mp3,
designer sound fx,
Jokes, funny lines, skits

© 1996 - 2015 AudioSparx    Privacy Policy    Terms & Conditions    Hostname: AXC3