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GARGLED USA ANTHEM - (by Ian Hubball)
Ian Hubball The USA national Anthem gargled ! Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
446201 0:08   


LICK IT...LICK IT REAL GOOD! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Well spoken daft woman's voice "Lick It...Lick it real good", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359042 0:02   


DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of a girl calling her Dad. Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331771 0:28   


AL, TIPPER AND BILL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Al, Tipper and Bill, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
63149 1:33   


I DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD SURRENDER ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
29014 0:07   


MALE: I'M GOING TO THE OUTHOUSE ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
28546 0:05   


BOB FROM ALPHA CENTAURI: NEED MECHANIC - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of Bob from Alpha Centauri calling for a mechanic. Voiceover and music "Oboe Chugger" by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
322984 0:30   


MUMMY JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Joke about Mummies, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
206068 0:24   


I SAY WE GO DOWN TO THE SCUMMY SIDE OF TOWN AND GI - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25787 0:03   


ME, FAIL ENGLISH....THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5787 0:03   


MALE: THREE BLIND MICE; SEE HOW THEY RUN. WERE T - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3369 0:06   


CREDITOR CALLING - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Suppose your cell phone was your personal servant and a creditor was calling you? What would your cell phone say? Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
336943 0:30   


ARE WE THERE YET? PARODY - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of a pesky kid asking their mom if she's answered the cell phone yet ala "Are We There Yet?". Script by Suzannah Doyle and Michael Warner; voiceover and original music ("Tag! You're It") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
317009 0:24   


POPCORN PISS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
4554 0:03   


BILL CLINTON - WE NEED TO ACCELERATE .... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3648 0:04   


OLD MEN TALK ABOUT SEX - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11584 0:07   


IN MY DAY: NEW FANGLED RINGTONES - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of old Geezer reminiscing about the old days before those darn "New Fangled Ringtones". Voiceover by Suzannah Doyle; music ("Arkansas Traveler") trad.; arr. by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
326521 0:29   


HERE YOU THOUGHT I WAS ANOTHER BLONDE BUBBLEHEAD B - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
27598 0:07   


AHH! WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT. (CANNED LAUGHTER) - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8512 0:07   


NAPOLEON BLOWN-APART - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of Napoleon introducing himself to the troops to discover -- once again -- them making fun of his name. Voiceover, script & music ("Napoleon") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
332708 0:29   


BARNEY I LOVE YOU - DOES NOT COMPUTE - EXPLOSION - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5877 0:07   


COMEDY SKETCH ABOUT TAPING A COMMERCIAL FOR SUBSTA - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8615 2:11   


JULY IS NATIONAL BAKE BEAN MONTH....FARTING SOUNDS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5816 0:33   


JEFF FOX: IF YOU PREFER TO WALK THE EXCESS LENGTH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25239 0:07   


POSSUMS ON THE ROOF - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of an Australian guy talking about Possums on roofs. Voiceover, scripts, and original music ("Blowies") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
333372 0:29   


MALE: YOU'VE GOT THE BRAIN OF A FOUR YEAR OLD BOY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7342 0:02   


EVERYONE'S GONE ... DISEASE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
27885 0:11   


HI, THIS IS MICHAEL BOLTON.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2813 0:05   


WEIRD AL YANKOVIC ON BEING A CELEBRITY - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
48064 0:26   


IN A WORLD GUY: FLUFFY HAPPY BUNNIES - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ring tone of the "In a World" movie trailer guy talking dramatically about fluffy, happy bunnies. Voiceovers by Leon Flood Productions and Suzannah Doyle; script by Lyris Cooper & Suz Doyle; original music ("Tag! You're It") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
315284 1:05   


MOSES MOVERS: LOW ON MANNA? - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of Moses Movers commercial - are you low on Manna? Voiceovers by John Swanson & Barry Kerr; script by Suz Doyle & John Swanson; music ("Camel Groove") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
337540 0:59   
30sec - Comedy,  
337542 0:29   


SKIT: TERMINATOR'S BACK, THIS TIME HE'S GAY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8015 0:19   


LALALA...BAD SMURFS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3530 0:03   


MAMMARIES .... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11865 0:07   


BRITISH HUMOR: I'VE BEEN IN YOUR FAMILY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
17099 0:05   


SUICIDE PREVENTION HOTLINE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the Suicide Prevention Hotline having a bad day. Voiceover and original music ("Ominous Opening Credits Music") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
315211 0:34   


911 HAS BEEN CHANGED - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7376 0:17   


IT'S YOUR BIG BROTHER RINGTONE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Big Brother Calling to annoy you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331113 0:29   


AND NOW THE FINAL ORDEAL ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13388 0:04   


BATHROOM POEM..HERE I SIT...... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
37086 0:09   


POST OFFICE SUPERVISOR "I WOULDN'T LAY ANYBODY OFF - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13294 0:08   


MALE: GREETING, Y'LL. AND WELCOME ALL YOU DANG F - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13589 0:15   


ADVERTISEMENT FOR ELVIS TAPES--PARODY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Elvis impersonator ad for tapes, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2925 1:23   


HOLD ONTO YOUR LUGNUTS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11730 0:15   


BIG F____ QUEUE, I LOVE.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8187 0:04   


MALE: ... BELCH THE ALPHABET, THEN PHD.S WOULD BE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
6735 0:04   


I LOVE YOU SONG ...THIS REALLY PISSES.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3972 0:11   


GIRL CRYING_SHUT UP!! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Comedy Girl crying then man's voice  shouts - "shut up", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359005 0:05   


5 MINUTES IN THE PENALTY BOX FOR AGE AND SEX CHECK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25813 0:06   


SAM KINISON ON PEE WEE HERMAN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13120 0:24   



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