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GARGLED USA ANTHEM   (by Ian Hubball )
Ian Hubball The USA national Anthem gargled ! Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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446201 0:08   

I DON'T THINK I NEED ANY MORE COFFEE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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12587 0:01   

JEFF FOX: IF YOUR DOG AND YOUR WALLET ARE BOTH ON   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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25245 0:06   

CHILD-CHRIS-TELLS A JOKE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Child tells a joke, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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61099 0:16   

HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the Hunchback of Notre Dame placing an ad. Voiceover and original music ("Parisienne") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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318962 0:30   

JOE FRIDAY FROM DRAGNET, SYSTEMS ANALYST   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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37139 0:06   

WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU USUALLY HAVE HERE? OH,   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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16806 0:07   

NIGERIAN SCAM   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Nigerian Scam Ringtone, optimistic overseas man and woman trying to convince cell phone user to send them money. Voiceovers by John Jarvis and Suzannah Doyle; underscored with original tinkly cartoonish music by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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314126 0:56   

WELL, HERE WE HAVE DUFF, DUFF LIGHT ... NEWEST FL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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27961 0:05   

EVERYONE'S GONE ... DISEASE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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27885 0:11   

911 HAS BEEN CHANGED   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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7376 0:17   

HOW DO YOU MAKE A DOG....BANDSAW   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5845 0:05   

LECHEROUS BOB SHOOTS JANE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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20650 0:07   

MALE: NEWS REPORT   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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21041 0:56   

IMPAIRED THINKER   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3027 0:03   

QUEER EYE FOR THE AMISH GUY   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of "Queer Eye for the Amish Guy". Is it time for Jebediah's makeover? Voiceovers and script by Lyris Cooper and Suzannah Doyle; original music ("Hip Hop Groove") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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343359 0:30   

TALIBAN NEEDS ANSWERING MACHINES   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Taliban needs answering machines, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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63207 1:51   

GUNSHOT - MA, PA SHOT AT AOL AGAIN   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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4654 0:09   

JOKE ABOUT DATING A GHOST   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Ghost jokes, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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206069 0:37   

BUGS BUNNY SINGING AND BEING SLAPPED   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3730 0:06   

HI, YOU HAVE REACHED ALZHEIMER'S ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5447 0:29   

AND AFTER THE SPANKING, ORAL SEX   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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12907 0:08   

JEFF FOX: IF THE UFO HOTLINE LIMITS YOU TO ONE CA   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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25237 0:07   

YOU NEVER SEE A PICTURE OF MARGARET TATCHER SHOPP   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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8250 0:04   

IN MY DAY: THONGS   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of old Geezers discussing thongs. Voiceovers by Rylan Doyle and Suzannah Doyle; music ("Arkansas Traveler") trad.; arr. by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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331062 0:58   
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331088 0:29   

ARE WE THERE YET? PARODY   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of a pesky kid asking their mom if she's answered the cell phone yet ala "Are We There Yet?". Script by Suzannah Doyle and Michael Warner; voiceover and original music ("Tag! You're It") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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317009 0:24   

JUST THINK, TONIGHT WHEN THE MOON IS SNEAKING AROU   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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15136 0:14   

SOAP OPERA HOTLINE   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of a soap opera parody, complete with 1950s style soap opera drama chords on organ. Voiceovers by Eric Nepom and Suzannah Doyle. Music ("Soap Opera Drama Chords") by Suzannah Doyle, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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330595 1:01   

LECHEROUS BOB SHOOTS JAMES BROWN   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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20649 0:11   

WHAT DO YOU WANT...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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4216 0:03   

DON'T WORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters She thinks she's making you feel better by saying that. This is a great laugh for your friends to hear...unless you're afraid they'll think it's a real call from your real girlfriend! Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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338412 0:29   

BRITISH HUMOR: I'VE BEEN IN YOUR FAMILY   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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17099 0:05   

SINGLE. S I N G L E. STAY INTOXICATED NIGHTLY, G   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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26190 0:08   

A CROCK & BULLWINKLE STORY   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters This is what you've always wanted to hear from from Rocky and Bullwinkle but they could never broadcast anything like this, at least not during the original 1960s TV series! Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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352158 0:30   

JEFF FOX: IF YOUR TWO YEAR OLD HAS MORE TEETH THA   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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25235 0:06   

GENTLEMAN, I WANNA WELCOME YOU....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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16829 1:54   

NO STEM, NO SEED....BAD ASS WEED   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5805 0:09   

JEFF FOX: IF SOMEONE ASKED TO SEE YOUR ID AND YOU   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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25244 0:06   

YOU KNOW, SCOTLAND HAS IT'S OWN MARTIAL ARTS, IT'S   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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20784 0:03   

IT'S YOUR LITTLE BROTHER RINGTONE   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Little Brother Calling to annoy you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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331115 0:29   

FIRST I WAS SLEEPY   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre First I was sleepy and then I was awake and then -- fast talking stream of consciousness comedy sketch by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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350835 0:29   

IN A WORLD GUY: ONLY ONE MAN CAN ANSWER THE CALL   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy phone sketch: the "In a World" voiceover guy talking dramatically about how only one man can answer the call to counteract the unbearable tedium of everyday conversation. Voiceovers by Leon Flood & Suz Doyle. Music ("At the Finish Line") by Suzannah Doyle and Stuart Curtis. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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315511 1:00   

WIERD AL YANKOVIC THANKS HIS FANS   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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48063 0:14   

MIRROR MIRROR   (by Pete Bax )
Pete Bax Mirror Mirror comedy monologue, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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333012 0:57   

JOHN WAYNE: PICK UP THE PHONE   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre John Wayne parody/ comedy Ring Tone. Cowboy Music with John Wayne encouraging you to answer the phone, pardner. Voiceover by J. C Jarvis; original music ("Western Shootout") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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314125 0:51   

MOMMA'S LITTLE GIRL   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of a boy calling his Mom! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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30sec - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
331678 0:29   

CALL OF THE WILD   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre It's the Wild calling, inviting you to --- well, listen to the comedy sketch and you'll find out! Voiceover, script and music ("Sailing Home") by Australian Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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333694 0:29   

ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATHIC WACKO?   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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13385 1:04   

MUNCHKINS: WE WELCOME YOU TO CELL PHONE LAND   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the Munchkins welcoming you to an Oz-esque Cell Phone Land. Voiceover by Suzannah Doyle; original music ("Munchkin Land") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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315209 0:25   

AFTER 14 MONTHS AT SEA, JACQUES COUSTEAU....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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2874 0:44   
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Jokes, funny lines, skits


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hilarious skits sounds,
free chime sound fx,
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sound effects libraries,
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2000 sound effects,
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Jokes, funny lines, skits

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