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I WANT A BOWL OF RAW RED MEAT RIGHT NOW...LIVE COW - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11979 0:08   


CONDOM COMMERCIAL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2862 0:39   


SORRY I... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
4118 0:02   


WHAT DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WILL TAKE AWAY FROM THIS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
6851 0:16   


GARGLED USA ANTHEM - (by Ian Hubball)
Ian Hubball The USA national Anthem gargled ! Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
446201 0:08   


NOW, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO CANCER... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7413 0:09   


JULIUS CAESAR PHONE MACHINE MESSAGE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of a phone message left on Caesar's phone machine. Voiceover and original music ("Roman Tense") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
322243 0:29   


JOE FRIDAY FROM DRAGNET, SYSTEMS ANALYST - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
37139 0:06   


I WANT TO GET ONLINE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
30651 0:23   


(KNOCKING AT THE DOOR) WHO IS IT? IT'S ME, DAVE, - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
19612 0:38   


HIYA, THIS IS PRESIDENT BUBBA.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2828 1:12   


MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26249 0:13   


HEY MOM, IT'S YOUR BOY - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of a boy calling his Mom! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331670 0:29   


DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of a girl calling her Dad. Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331771 0:28   


IT'S YOUR BROKER - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of Stock Broker asking his client to call him. Voiceover by Neal Gladstone; underscored with suspenseful stock crash music by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
314308 0:31   


JESUS PHONE MSG PONTIUS PILATE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the message Jesus' associate Pontius Pilate leaves on his phone machine. Voiceovers and original music ("Heaven") by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
318958 0:30   


PSYCHO KILLER HOTLINE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the Psycho Killer Hotline. Voiceover and original music ("Epic Trouble Brewing") by Suzannah Doyle; idea by Nick Pugliese and Suz Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
324696 0:30   


SOMETIMES WHEN I GET NERVOUS, I STICK MY FINGERS U - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26215 0:08   


MALE - THE STRAIN WAS TERRIFIC...IMPOSSIBLE...GOT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5484 0:06   


JEFF FOX: IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOO DRUNK TO FISH, - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25243 0:05   


JOKE ABOUT VAMPIRES - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Bad vampire joke, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
206066 0:31   


MALE:I AM BEING TREATED WELL ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
28526 0:16   


CLINTON SPEECH WITH SEVERAL PEOPLE INSULTING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2852 1:37   


I'M JUST NOT HAPPY....LIFE SUCKS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8188 0:15   


POST OFFICE SUPERVISOR "I WOULDN'T LAY ANYBODY OFF - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13294 0:08   


GIRL CRYING_SHUT UP!! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Comedy Girl crying then man's voice  shouts - "shut up", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359005 0:05   


BARNEY THEME...WITH GUNSHOTS AND CHEERING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3714 0:25   


IN A WORLD GUY: WILL HE ANSWER IN TIME? - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch: the "In a World" voiceover guy talking dramatically about how will answer the phone. Unfortunately, he never gets around to it; but his wife does. Voiceovers by Leon Flood & Suz Doyle. Music ("Poignancy") by Suzannah Doyle. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
333003 1:18   
30sec - Comedy,  
333028 0:29   


PHONE WARS - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ring tone of report about "Cell Phone Wars" breaking out all over between competing companies (ala Star Wars). Voiceover and original music ("New Dawn") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
318526 0:30   


MALE: I'M GOING TO GET ME A BIG BOY SOCKET WRENCH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
21140 0:09   


JEFF FOX: IF YOUR TWO YEAR OLD HAS MORE TEETH THA - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25235 0:06   


HERE YOU THOUGHT I WAS ANOTHER BLONDE BUBBLEHEAD B - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
27598 0:07   


CELL PHONE BLUES - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Cell Phone Ring tone of person singing about the Cell Phone Blues. Vocals and original song "Cell Phone Blues" by Suzannah Doyle, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
315210 0:38   


BILL CLINTON - WE NEED TO ACCELERATE .... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3648 0:04   


AMNESIA HOTLINE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy skit of the phone message for the Amnesia Hotline. If only they could remember who they are! Voiceover and arrangement of "Hello My Baby" (trad.) by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
315537 0:27   


JEFF FOX: IF SOMEONE ASKED TO SEE YOUR ID AND YOU - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25244 0:06   


POSSUMS ON THE ROOF - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of an Australian guy talking about Possums on roofs. Voiceover, scripts, and original music ("Blowies") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
333372 0:29   


LECHEROUS BOB SHOOTS JAMES BROWN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20649 0:11   


IT'S YOUR BIG SISTER RINGTONE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Big Sister Calling to annoy you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331114 0:28   


HOLD ONTO YOUR LUGNUTS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11730 0:15   


AFTER 14 MONTHS AT SEA, JACQUES COUSTEAU.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2874 0:44   


BRITISH HUMOR: I'VE BEEN IN YOUR FAMILY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
17099 0:05   


SUGAR SHOCKERS COMMERCIAL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3191 1:11   


OLD MAN APPEARS IN COURT FOR SEX WITH 16-YEAR OLD - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13182 0:34   


MONTY PYTHON LONG GOODBYE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11599 0:06   


SOMETHING CAME OUT OF YOUR BUTT.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3748 0:04   


WHEW! SOMEBODY DONE BEEN TO THE WALMART! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15792 0:03   


IN A WORLD GUY: FLUFFY HAPPY BUNNIES - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ring tone of the "In a World" movie trailer guy talking dramatically about fluffy, happy bunnies. Voiceovers by Leon Flood Productions and Suzannah Doyle; script by Lyris Cooper & Suz Doyle; original music ("Tag! You're It") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
315284 1:05   


IF WE WERE LITTLE PIGS WE'D SAY ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13156 0:03   


WELL, HERE WE HAVE DUFF, DUFF LIGHT ... NEWEST FL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
27961 0:05   



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