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TALIBAN NEEDS ANSWERING MACHINES   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Taliban needs answering machines, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy,  
63207 1:51   

THE EMERGENCY MORON SYSTEM   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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4413 0:07   

911 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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3675 0:05   

COSBY: ... WHAT IS IT ABOUT COCAINE THAT MAKES IT   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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24382 0:22   

BARNEY BEING SHOT WITH LASER BY STAR TREK   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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5872 0:33   

BUGS BUNNY SINGING AND BEING SLAPPED   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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3730 0:06   

DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING? (SNIFF) YEAH. NO, BESIDES   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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26213 0:04   

911 HAS BEEN CHANGED   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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7376 0:17   

ADVERTISEMENT FOR ELVIS TAPES--PARODY   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Elvis impersonator ad for tapes, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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2925 1:23   

(KNOCKING AT THE DOOR) WHO IS IT? IT'S ME, DAVE,   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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19612 0:38   

CONDOM COMMERCIAL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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2862 0:39   

BARNEY I LOVE YOU - DOES NOT COMPUTE - EXPLOSION   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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5877 0:07   

AND AFTER THE SPANKING, ORAL SEX   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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12907 0:08   

WHEW! SOMEBODY DONE BEEN TO THE WALMART!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
Full Track - Comedy,  
15792 0:03   

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM BUT I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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8408 0:24   

BAD BOYS SONG WITH DOOR BELL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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5782 0:05   

NO STEM, NO SEED....BAD ASS WEED   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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5805 0:09   

THIS IS THE AOL POLICE. YOU ARE SURROUNDED. DROP   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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23666 0:19   

DO I SMELL A NEWBIE?   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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12503 0:06   

THE STORY YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE IS TRUE...NAME CHANG   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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7558 0:08   

JOE FRIDAY FROM DRAGNET, SYSTEMS ANALYST   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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37139 0:06   

I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS...FILM AT 11   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13004 0:02   

DISCUSSION ABOUT ORAL SEX   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
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13074 0:19   

HIYA, THIS IS PRESIDENT BUBBA....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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2828 1:12   

MY GLASSES! I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES. MY G   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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28283 0:06   

OH SHIT I DO SMOKE AND DRINK!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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7203 0:10   

BARNEY BEING SHOT WITH MACHINE GUN - YEAH   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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5873 0:07   

MY WIFE AND I HAVE 5 CHILDREN....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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2824 4:21   

SUGAR SHOCKERS COMMERCIAL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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3191 1:11   

SAM KINISON ON PEE WEE HERMAN   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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13120 0:24   

MONTY PYTHON LONG GOODBYE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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11599 0:06   

ALL SUSPECTS ARE INNOCENT NOT!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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3846 0:04   

I'M OUTA HERE ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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12949 0:05   

VALLEY GIRL: I JUST THREW A PIN AT YOU, AND ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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33062 0:09   

SHIT, I HAVEN'T HAD COFFEE YET....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
Full Track - Comedy,  
3829 0:03   

(GUNSHOT) MA! PA DONE SHOT UP THE AMERICA ON LINE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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22900 0:05   

BARNEY THEME...WITH GUNSHOTS AND CHEERING   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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3714 0:25   

DRACULA VOICE - HELLO CHILDREN....MY CAREFREE...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
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5526 0:06   

LALALA...BAD SMURFS   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
Full Track - Comedy,  
3530 0:03   

BART - WHADDYA WANT - BARNEY BEING SHOT, HOMER LAU   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
Full Track - Comedy,  
5884 0:10   

I WANT TO GET ONLINE...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
Full Track - Comedy,  
30651 0:23   

BOB THE RAPIST WITH COMICAL SOUND   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
Full Track - Comedy,  
2803 0:36   

LECHEROUS BOB SNEEZING   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
Full Track - Comedy,  
20659 0:01   

JULY IS NATIONAL BAKE BEAN MONTH....FARTING SOUNDS   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
Full Track - Comedy,  
5816 0:33   

9000 GIGS OF RAM   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
Full Track - Comedy,  
7369 0:05   

GENTLEMAN, I WANNA WELCOME YOU....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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16829 1:54   

GREETINGS, THIS IS SCIENCE OFFICER SPOCK....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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3218 0:15   

HI, YOU HAVE REACHED ALZHEIMER'S ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
Full Track - Comedy,  
5447 0:29   

LITTLE BOY BLUE - HE NEEDED THE MONEY!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
Full Track - Comedy,  
6945 0:02   

BILL COSBY SKIT ABOUT BURGER KING   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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19508 0:44   
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Jokes, funny lines, skits


Jokes,
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audio downloader,
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Jokes, funny lines, skits

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