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HYSTERICAL WAKE UP ALARM   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Hysterical tense voice urging you to wake up so you don't lose your job, miss the bus, etc. RING TONE. Voiceover and original music ("Soap Opera Suspense chords" and "Suspense Bits 2") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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314124 0:24   

HELLO? HELLO? HELLO!   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Hello? Hello? Hello? Multiple voices saying "Hello" in a questioning way, underscored with drumbeats. Voiceovers by John Jarvis, Suzannah Doyle and Lyris Cooper. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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454344 0:29   

SEXY INNUENDO RINGTONE   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Sexy Female "This is your cell phone talking to you" Ring Tone. Chock full of innuendos related to picking up and using the phone. Voiceover and original film noir music ("Femme Fatale Theme") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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314129 0:50   

GOURMET CANNIBAL COOKBOOK   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ad satire for the Gourmet Cannibal Cookbook. Voiceover and original music ("Never in a Million Years") by Michael Warner; script by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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30sec - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
322195 0:30   

SILLY MUMMY JOKE   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Mummy joke, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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206074 0:55   

PHAROAH AWAKES   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of the Pharoah Awakening. Why did he wake up? Voiceover, script & music ("Pharoah") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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30sec - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
332858 0:30   

THE QUIET STORM 2-27-97   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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48332 4:17   

MY WIFE AND I HAVE 5 CHILDREN....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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2824 4:21   

PIRATE HELP LINE   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Pirate Ring Tone Sketch. Press 1 for swabbing decks, 4 if you like wenches, and more options. Voiceover by Eric Nepom; original music ("A Pirate's Life for Me") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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314554 0:33   

SUGAR SHOCKERS COMMERCIAL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3191 1:11   

COSBY: ... WHAT IS IT ABOUT COCAINE THAT MAKES IT   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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24382 0:22   

DR. SEUSS IN DA HOOD COMMERCIAL   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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46480 0:39   

(KNOCKING AT THE DOOR) WHO IS IT? IT'S ME, DAVE,   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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19612 0:38   

DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING? (SNIFF) YEAH. NO, BESIDES   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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26213 0:04   

COMEDY WITH HANK WILLIAMS   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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52610 0:29   

BARNEY I LOVE YOU - DOES NOT COMPUTE - EXPLOSION   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5877 0:07   

TALIBAN NEEDS ANSWERING MACHINES   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Taliban needs answering machines, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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63207 1:51   

THIS IS THE AOL POLICE. YOU ARE SURROUNDED. DROP   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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23666 0:19   

WHEW! SOMEBODY DONE BEEN TO THE WALMART!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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15792 0:03   

HI, YOU HAVE REACHED ALZHEIMER'S ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5447 0:29   

DONALD DUCK VOICE - OH MY.... WITH CHAINSAW SOUND   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3971 0:09   

NO STEM, NO SEED....BAD ASS WEED   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5805 0:09   

I'M OUTA HERE ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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12949 0:05   

CONDOM COMMERCIAL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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2862 0:39   

MONTY PYTHON LONG GOODBYE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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11599 0:06   

LECHEROUS BOB SNEEZING   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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20659 0:01   

BARNEY BEING SHOT WITH MACHINE GUN - YEAH   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5873 0:07   

JOE FRIDAY FROM DRAGNET, SYSTEMS ANALYST   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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37139 0:06   

VALLEY GIRL: I JUST THREW A PIN AT YOU, AND ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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33062 0:09   

I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS...FILM AT 11   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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13004 0:02   

BARNEY BEING SHOT WITH LASER BY STAR TREK   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5872 0:33   

I WANT TO GET ONLINE...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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30651 0:23   

MACARENA EATS LEAD   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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11769 0:21   

THE STORY YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE IS TRUE...NAME CHANG   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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7558 0:08   

THE EMERGENCY MORON SYSTEM   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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4413 0:07   

ADVERTISEMENT FOR ELVIS TAPES--PARODY   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Elvis impersonator ad for tapes, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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2925 1:23   

BUGS BUNNY SINGING AND BEING SLAPPED   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3730 0:06   

911 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3675 0:05   

BOB THE RAPIST WITH COMICAL SOUND   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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2803 0:36   

BART - WHADDYA WANT - BARNEY BEING SHOT, HOMER LAU   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5884 0:10   

(GUNSHOT) MA! PA DONE SHOT UP THE AMERICA ON LINE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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22900 0:05   

9000 GIGS OF RAM   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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7369 0:05   

BIG F____ QUEUE, I LOVE....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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8187 0:04   

DANA CARVEY: YOU CANNOT LIGHT A PORCUPINE....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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7470 0:06   

BAD BOYS SONG WITH DOOR BELL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5782 0:05   

SHIT, I HAVEN'T HAD COFFEE YET....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3829 0:03   

BARNEY THEME...WITH GUNSHOTS AND CHEERING   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3714 0:25   

AYAAYAYA RIGHTY THEN !   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5435 0:05   

SOMETHING CAME OUT OF YOUR BUTT....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3748 0:04   

I GOTTA GO PEE.   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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22621 0:01   
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Jokes, funny lines, skits


Jokes,
funny lines,
hilarious skits sounds,
sounds royalty free,
archive sounds,
sound effect wav,
comedy wav sounds,
sound bites download,
wav video clips,
fx noises,
foley sounds sound effects,
short sound effects,
音響効果,
production sound effects,
sounds effects download,
son,
scary sound fx,
efectos especiales,
music tone sound files,
sonidos,
Jokes, funny lines, skits

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