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TALIBAN NEEDS ANSWERING MACHINES - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Taliban needs answering machines, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
63207 1:51   


THE EMERGENCY MORON SYSTEM - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
4413 0:07   


911 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3675 0:05   


COSBY: ... WHAT IS IT ABOUT COCAINE THAT MAKES IT - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24382 0:22   


BARNEY BEING SHOT WITH LASER BY STAR TREK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5872 0:33   


DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING? (SNIFF) YEAH. NO, BESIDES - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
26213 0:04   


BUGS BUNNY SINGING AND BEING SLAPPED - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3730 0:06   


ADVERTISEMENT FOR ELVIS TAPES--PARODY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Elvis impersonator ad for tapes, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2925 1:23   


911 HAS BEEN CHANGED - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7376 0:17   


(KNOCKING AT THE DOOR) WHO IS IT? IT'S ME, DAVE, - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
19612 0:38   


CONDOM COMMERCIAL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2862 0:39   


BARNEY I LOVE YOU - DOES NOT COMPUTE - EXPLOSION - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5877 0:07   


AND AFTER THE SPANKING, ORAL SEX - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12907 0:08   


YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM BUT I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8408 0:24   


WHEW! SOMEBODY DONE BEEN TO THE WALMART! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
15792 0:03   


BAD BOYS SONG WITH DOOR BELL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5782 0:05   


NO STEM, NO SEED....BAD ASS WEED - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5805 0:09   


THIS IS THE AOL POLICE. YOU ARE SURROUNDED. DROP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
23666 0:19   


DO I SMELL A NEWBIE? - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12503 0:06   


THE STORY YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE IS TRUE...NAME CHANG - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7558 0:08   


I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS...FILM AT 11 - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13004 0:02   


JOE FRIDAY FROM DRAGNET, SYSTEMS ANALYST - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
37139 0:06   


DISCUSSION ABOUT ORAL SEX - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13074 0:19   


HIYA, THIS IS PRESIDENT BUBBA.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2828 1:12   


MY GLASSES! I CAN'T SEE WITHOUT MY GLASSES. MY G - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
28283 0:06   


MY WIFE AND I HAVE 5 CHILDREN.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2824 4:21   


BARNEY BEING SHOT WITH MACHINE GUN - YEAH - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5873 0:07   


OH SHIT I DO SMOKE AND DRINK! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7203 0:10   


SUGAR SHOCKERS COMMERCIAL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3191 1:11   


SAM KINISON ON PEE WEE HERMAN - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13120 0:24   


MONTY PYTHON LONG GOODBYE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
11599 0:06   


ALL SUSPECTS ARE INNOCENT NOT! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3846 0:04   


I'M OUTA HERE ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12949 0:05   


VALLEY GIRL: I JUST THREW A PIN AT YOU, AND ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
33062 0:09   


SHIT, I HAVEN'T HAD COFFEE YET.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3829 0:03   


LALALA...BAD SMURFS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3530 0:03   


(GUNSHOT) MA! PA DONE SHOT UP THE AMERICA ON LINE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
22900 0:05   


DRACULA VOICE - HELLO CHILDREN....MY CAREFREE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5526 0:06   


BARNEY THEME...WITH GUNSHOTS AND CHEERING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3714 0:25   


BART - WHADDYA WANT - BARNEY BEING SHOT, HOMER LAU - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5884 0:10   


I WANT TO GET ONLINE... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
30651 0:23   


LECHEROUS BOB SNEEZING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20659 0:01   


BOB THE RAPIST WITH COMICAL SOUND - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2803 0:36   


JULY IS NATIONAL BAKE BEAN MONTH....FARTING SOUNDS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5816 0:33   


9000 GIGS OF RAM - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7369 0:05   


GREETINGS, THIS IS SCIENCE OFFICER SPOCK.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3218 0:15   


LITTLE BOY BLUE - HE NEEDED THE MONEY! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
6945 0:02   


GENTLEMAN, I WANNA WELCOME YOU.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
16829 1:54   


HI, YOU HAVE REACHED ALZHEIMER'S ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5447 0:29   


BILL COSBY SKIT ABOUT BURGER KING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
19508 0:44   



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