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TALIBAN NEEDS ANSWERING MACHINES   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Taliban needs answering machines, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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63207 1:51   

BARNEY I LOVE YOU - DOES NOT COMPUTE - EXPLOSION   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5877 0:07   

DO I SMELL A NEWBIE?   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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12503 0:06   

911 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3675 0:05   

OH SHIT I DO SMOKE AND DRINK!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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7203 0:10   

YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM BUT I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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8408 0:24   

SUGAR SHOCKERS COMMERCIAL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3191 1:11   

COSBY: ... WHAT IS IT ABOUT COCAINE THAT MAKES IT   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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24382 0:22   

BUGS BUNNY SINGING AND BEING SLAPPED   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3730 0:06   

ALL SUSPECTS ARE INNOCENT NOT!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3846 0:04   

I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS...FILM AT 11   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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13004 0:02   

SAM KINISON ON PEE WEE HERMAN   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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13120 0:24   

BIG F____ QUEUE, I LOVE....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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8187 0:04   

9000 GIGS OF RAM   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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7369 0:05   

NO STEM, NO SEED....BAD ASS WEED   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5805 0:09   

DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING? (SNIFF) YEAH. NO, BESIDES   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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26213 0:04   

CONDOM COMMERCIAL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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2862 0:39   

BARNEY THEME...WITH GUNSHOTS AND CHEERING   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3714 0:25   

MEOW MIX CAT MEETS A BOOT   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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12020 0:04   

SO, ARE YOU CHINESE OR JAPANESE?   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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11237 0:34   

SIREN...KNOCKING...AOL POLICE OPEN UP   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5563 0:10   

JULY IS NATIONAL BAKE BEAN MONTH....FARTING SOUNDS   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5816 0:33   

WHY YUMYUM...IT'S BACON !   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3515 0:03   

MY WIFE AND I HAVE 5 CHILDREN....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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2824 4:21   

LALALA...BAD SMURFS   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3530 0:03   

DANA CARVEY: YOU CANNOT LIGHT A PORCUPINE....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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7470 0:06   

I WANT TO GET ONLINE...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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30651 0:23   

POLICE SQUAD COMEDY SKIT   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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21345 1:28   

TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE MAY BE HAVING AN AFFAIR   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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22892 0:55   

DO I SMELL A NEWBIE?...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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25655 0:06   

JUST PRESS THE BUTTON...DON'T...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3941 0:14   

AS I WAS SAYING.....WITH FARTING SOUNDS   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3606 0:15   

ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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8409 0:24   

CLINTON SPEECH WITH SEVERAL PEOPLE INSULTING   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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2852 1:37   

MALE: ... BELCH THE ALPHABET, THEN PHD.S WOULD BE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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6735 0:04   

I'M JUST NOT HAPPY....LIFE SUCKS...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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8188 0:15   

GENTLEMAN, I WANNA WELCOME YOU....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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16829 1:54   

I LOVE YOU SONG ...THIS REALLY PISSES....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3972 0:11   

BRITISH HUMOR: I'VE BEEN IN YOUR FAMILY   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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17099 0:05   

IF WE WERE LITTLE PIGS WE'D SAY ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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13156 0:03   

FEMALE: THE NUMBER YOU HAVE REACHED, 9 1 1, HAS B   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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7374 0:07   

HI, YOU HAVE REACHED ALZHEIMER'S ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5447 0:29   

MALE: I'M GOING TO GET ME A BIG BOY SOCKET WRENCH   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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21140 0:09   

BARNEY THEME SONG WITH LASER, GUN SOUNDS   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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2826 0:25   

LITTLE BOY BLUE - HE NEEDED THE MONEY!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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6945 0:02   

BARNEY - EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU ... - PUKE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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5876 0:05   

HOLD ONTO YOUR LUGNUTS...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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11730 0:15   

TEENAGE NATIVITY   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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12438 0:13   

I'M JUST NOT HAPPY...SHUT THE F___ UP..DENNIS LARR   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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8192 0:27   

MALE: IF THE UFO HOTLINE LIMITS YOU TO ONE CALL A   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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13586 0:07   
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Jokes, funny lines, skits


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