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JUST PRESS THE BUTTON...DON'T...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3941 0:14   

HARLAN'S HOUSE OF CELLPHONES   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch commercial for Harlan's House of Cellphones. Voiceovers & script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music ("Big Al") by Allen DeSomer. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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336330 0:43   

DON'T MIND THE DOG..RUB IT ALL OVER   (by AJ Pro Audio )
AJ Pro Audio Posh demented woman's voice "Don't mind the dog..Rub it all over", Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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359002 0:02   

FEMALE: NERVOUS? YES. FIRST TIME? ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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25652 0:06   

PROVING AGAIN THAT SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE PEOPLE ..   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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15565 0:03   

IT'S YOUR BIG SISTER RINGTONE   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Big Sister Calling to annoy you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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30sec - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
331114 0:28   

ARE YOU A PSYCHOPATHIC WACKO?   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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13385 1:04   

TWO BEERS, BARTENDER. I'LL TAKE TWO BEER, TOO.   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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23946 0:02   

HERE YOU THOUGHT I WAS ANOTHER BLONDE BUBBLEHEAD B   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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27598 0:07   

MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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26249 0:13   

MALE: COULD YOU PICK YOUR BUTT WITH YOUR NOSE , H   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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25839 0:04   

GOIN TO HELL...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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30663 0:02   

OH SHIT I DO SMOKE AND DRINK!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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7203 0:10   

AND NOW THE FINAL ORDEAL ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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13388 0:04   

YOU EVER BEEN TALKING TO YOURSELF AND SOMEONE COME   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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25931 0:14   

(BONK) GIVE ME THIS. IF IT'S BROKEN IT'S GOING R   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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29404 0:04   

BIG F____ QUEUE, I LOVE....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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8187 0:04   

IT'S YOUR LITTLE BROTHER RINGTONE   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Little Brother Calling to annoy you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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30sec - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
331115 0:29   

THAT'S ALL WE NEEDED, A DRUISH PRINCESS. FUNNY, S   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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8553 0:09   

PSYCHIC HOTLINE   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of the Psychic Hotline calling you. Voiceover & script by Suzannah Doyle & Lyris Cooper; sitar music ("Bhangra Basics" by Allen DeSomer. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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30sec - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
333277 0:30   

MOMMA'S LITTLE GIRL   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of a boy calling his Mom! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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30sec - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
331678 0:29   

MALE: HEY, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? WELCOME TO JACK   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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10731 1:14   

THAT THING NEEDS MORE POWER THAT'S ALL IT NEEDS.   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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25583 0:01   

WELL RING ALREADY   (by John M. Peters )
John M. Peters So answer it, you dumb human! Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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338417 0:29   

MALE: IF THE UFO HOTLINE LIMITS YOU TO ONE CALL A   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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13586 0:07   

LECHEROUS BOB SNEEZING   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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20659 0:01   

FEMALE: HELLO, OPERATOR, CAN YOU GIVE ME THAT 911   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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7377 0:06   

OLD MEN TALK ABOUT SEX   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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11584 0:07   

GHOST HUMOR   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Ghost jokes, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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205818 0:17   

POLICE SQUAD COMEDY SKIT   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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21345 1:28   

ZOMBIE RECIPE CLUB: SPAGHETTI & EYEBALLS   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ring tone of Julia Child demonstrating how to make Spaghetti and Eyeballs for the Zombie Recipe Club. Voiceover and original music ("Purple Dinosaur Walk") by Suzannah Doyle; script by Lyris Cooper & Suz Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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30sec - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
322171 0:29   

MALE: YOU'VE GOT THE BRAIN OF A FOUR YEAR OLD BOY   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
7342 0:02   

OPEN THE AIRLOCK NOW   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of space repairman asking his cohorts to open the airlock now; open the airlock -- NOW! Voiceover and original music ("Synthy Sally") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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30sec - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
318496 0:28   

SOAP OPERA HOTLINE   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of a soap opera parody, complete with 1950s style soap opera drama chords on organ. Voiceovers by Eric Nepom and Suzannah Doyle. Music ("Soap Opera Drama Chords") by Suzannah Doyle, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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330595 1:01   

SHAKESPEAREAN CELLPHONE 2   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre A second Comedy Shakespearean monologue about pondering the cellphone. Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music ("Ye Maidens Fair") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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30sec - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
337005 0:29   

JOKE ABOUT VAMPIRES   (by Hollywood Post )
Hollywood Post Bad vampire joke, Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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206066 0:31   

(GUNSHOT) MA! PA DONE SHOT UP THE AMERICA ON LINE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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22900 0:05   

GIRL CRYING_SHUT UP!!   (by AJ Pro Audio )
AJ Pro Audio Comedy Girl crying then man's voice  shouts - "shut up", Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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359005 0:05   

THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA.   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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Full Track - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
15208 0:04   

POTTY EMERGENCY   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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4559 0:01   

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METALLICA AND TYSON?   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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Full Track - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
15525 0:15   

MONTY PYTHON LONG GOODBYE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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11599 0:06   

LITTLE BOY BLUE - HE NEEDED THE MONEY!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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Full Track - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
6945 0:02   

IMPAIRED THINKER   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3027 0:03   

TOP SECRET RUSSIAN CODES (RINGTONE)   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of Russian Prime Minister Gorenko accidentally giving out secret Russian communication codes. Voiceover by Rylan Doyle; original music ("Mother Russia") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
315244 0:50   

WHEN NATURE CALLS   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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Full Track - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
17520 0:09   

... BUCK MELANOMA ... I'M UNCLE WART ... MELANOMA   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
Full Track - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
15827 0:15   

IT'S YOUR MOM RINGTONE   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Mom Calling to nag you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
30sec - Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits  
331111 0:29   

IN A WORLD GUY: WILL HE ANSWER IN TIME?   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch: the "In a World" voiceover guy talking dramatically about how will answer the phone. Unfortunately, he never gets around to it; but his wife does. Voiceovers by Leon Flood & Suz Doyle. Music ("Poignancy") by Suzannah Doyle. Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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333003 1:18   
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333028 0:29   

YOU GUYS ARE GREAT...NEIL AND BOB...IS THAT WHAT Y   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
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8223 0:04   
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Jokes, funny lines, skits


Jokes,
funny lines,
hilarious skits sounds,
sound fx,
mp3 downloads,
themes wav files,
audio sound clips,
sound clips to download,
im wav sounds,
sounds for windows,
electronic sound effects,
movie trailer sound effects,
movie trailer sound fx,
sound effects and overdramatics,
television sound effects,
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Jokes, funny lines, skits

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