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HELLO? HELLO? HELLO! - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Hello? Hello? Hello? Multiple voices saying "Hello" in a questioning way, underscored with drumbeats. Voiceovers by John Jarvis, Suzannah Doyle and Lyris Cooper. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
454344 0:29   


MALE: HEY, HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? WELCOME TO JACK - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
10731 1:14   


MUNCHKINS: WE WELCOME YOU TO CELL PHONE LAND - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the Munchkins welcoming you to an Oz-esque Cell Phone Land. Voiceover by Suzannah Doyle; original music ("Munchkin Land") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
315209 0:25   


JEFF FOX: IF YOUR TWO YEAR OLD HAS MORE TEETH THA - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25235 0:06   


BATHROOM POEM..HERE I SIT...... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
37086 0:09   


01.HEY BABY... - (by Big Fat Audio)
Big Fat Audio "Come On and touch my balls! They won't bite ya" Comedy voice for ecards, cellphones and emails etc [High Quality STEREO], Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
207030 0:07   


HIYA, THIS IS PRESIDENT BUBBA.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2828 1:12   


I LOVE YOU SONG ...THIS REALLY PISSES.... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3972 0:11   


SIREN...KNOCKING...AOL POLICE OPEN UP - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5563 0:10   


I'M JUST NOT HAPPY....LIFE SUCKS... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8188 0:15   


LECHEROUS BOB SHOOTS JANE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
20650 0:07   


MALE:I AM BEING TREATED WELL ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
28526 0:16   


CLINTON SPEECH WITH SEVERAL PEOPLE INSULTING - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
2852 1:37   


OLD MAN APPEARS IN COURT FOR SEX WITH 16-YEAR OLD - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13182 0:34   


PAULY SHORE: YOU GUYS A PARTY CROWD...LIKE TO GET - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13472 0:12   


HE HAD FLOWN OFF SO GAILY, CUTTING A CAPER. TO FL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
27516 0:15   


TWO BEERS, BARTENDER. I'LL TAKE TWO BEER, TOO. - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
23946 0:02   


THE SEVERE BEATING OF A HIGH SCHOOL JANITOR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
10743 0:33   


MOSES MOVERS: MASS EXODUS - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of Moses Movers commercial. Voiceovers & script by John Swanson & Suzannah Doyle; music ("Camel Groove") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
333408 1:01   


POTTY EMERGENCY - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
4559 0:01   


I'M JUST NOT HAPPY...SHUT THE F___ UP..DENNIS LARR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8192 0:27   


CONVERSATION BETWEEN MEN IN AN ELEVATOR - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24649 0:43   


SOAP OPERA HOTLINE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of a soap opera parody, complete with 1950s style soap opera drama chords on organ. Voiceovers by Eric Nepom and Suzannah Doyle. Music ("Soap Opera Drama Chords") by Suzannah Doyle, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
330595 1:01   


IT'S YOUR MOM RINGTONE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Mom Calling to nag you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331111 0:29   


CHICKETY CHINA CHINESE CHICKEN SKIT - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
52613 2:26   


GOD'S PHONE MSSGS: MANUEL PLENARY INDULGENCE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of Manuel leaving a phone message for God asking about Plenary Indulgence. Voiceover by A. Sivetz and Suzannah Doyle; original music ("Angelic Hootenanny") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
316872 0:28   


WELL RING ALREADY - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters So answer it, you dumb human! Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
338417 0:29   


I THINK YOU BETTER COME AND HAVE LOOK AT THIS 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Come check this out. There might be a problem and I want you to give me your opinion. Uh-oh I don't think you are going to like this... Deep english accent voice. Slight northern accent. Computer or phone text messaging alert. Novelty ringtone. Close proximity high level recording, no ambiance. Talking, British / Male
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (vox pop 1) - Talking, British / Male
470669 0:01   
Full Track A (low down) - Comedy,
470670 0:02   
Full Track B (vox pop 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
470671 0:01   


IT'S YOUR BIG SISTER RINGTONE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ringtone sketch of Your Big Sister Calling to annoy you! Voiceover, script and original music by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
331114 0:28   


POSSUMS ON THE ROOF - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of an Australian guy talking about Possums on roofs. Voiceover, scripts, and original music ("Blowies") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
333372 0:29   


THAT'S ALL WE NEEDED, A DRUISH PRINCESS. FUNNY, S - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
8553 0:09   


SKELETON JOKE IN CLUB - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Skeleton joke in club, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
206071 0:24   


HYSTERICAL WAKE UP ALARM - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Hysterical tense voice urging you to wake up so you don't lose your job, miss the bus, etc. RING TONE. Voiceover and original music ("Soap Opera Suspense chords" and "Suspense Bits 2") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
314124 0:24   


ARE YOU ABLE TO CEASE THINKING ON DEMAND - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3786 0:01   


OPEN THE AIRLOCK NOW - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of space repairman asking his cohorts to open the airlock now; open the airlock -- NOW! Voiceover and original music ("Synthy Sally") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
318496 0:28   


THE STORY YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE IS TRUE...NAME CHANG - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
7558 0:08   


KOALA SNORING - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of an Australian guy taking you to hear Koalas snoring. Voiceover, scripts, and original music ("Blowies") by Michael Warner. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
333222 0:30   


LALALA...BAD SMURFS - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3530 0:03   


ME, FAIL ENGLISH....THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5787 0:03   


LITTLE BOY BLUE - HE NEEDED THE MONEY! - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
6945 0:02   


I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS...FILM AT 11 - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
13004 0:02   


JESUS PHONE MSG NAZARENE INSURANCE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the message Jesus' insurance company leaves on his phone machine. Voiceover by Michael Warner; original music ("Heaven") by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
318957 0:30   


ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME WITH THIS - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Surprise female "Are You Shittin' Me with this", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
374748 0:01   


DATING A GHOST JOKE - (by Hollywood Post)
Hollywood Post Ghost joke in club, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
206072 0:20   


BAD BOYS SONG WITH DOOR BELL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
5782 0:05   


LAW OF ATTRACTION HOTLINE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch about the Law of Attraction - are you magnetic?? Voiceover and original music (Winding Way) by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
316481 0:30   


GET YOUR BUTTS OUT OF THE ATTIC ... - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
12932 0:12   


SHAKESPEAREAN WAKE UP ALARM - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Shakespearean wake up alarm ala Henry V rallying troops to battle. Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music ("Scottish Highlands") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
353125 0:52   


YOU GO GIRL - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
24891 0:01   


JEFF FOX: IF GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN THE MIDDLE - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
25240 0:08   



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