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IT'S BEEN FUN 1 - VOICE JAMES - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box This has been an enjoyable day. We have enjoyed ourselves, let's do it again sometime. Till next time. Deep and present voice, queen's English accent, professionally recorded with no ambiance to suit any of your production requirements. Talking, British / Male
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (version 1) - Talking, British / Male
687756 0:01   
Variation A (slower n lower) - Comedy,
687761 0:01   
Variation B (slower) - DJ Sounds, DJ Outros
687758 0:01   
Full Track (version 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
687757 0:01   
Variation (slower 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Vocal stingers
687760 0:01   


WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY? - (by Brenda Elthon)
Brenda Elthon Hillbilly gal in jeans and braids asks "What are you doin tuh-day?" in flat, Tennesse comedy accent. Regional humor made famous by the Beverly Hillbillies and Green Acres. Remember those funny tv sitcoms? A classic Americana form of good natured humor that never goes out of style. Come on, laugh, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
534669 0:02   


OH, YEAH - (by Brenda Elthon)
Brenda Elthon Deep male voice tells you "oh, yeah." Boy, he really means it! We must have done a good job! The perfect exclamation point for way too many jokes. Radio ready audio for naughty, but good natured fun. Talking, Baudy
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Talking, Baudy  
530082 0:09   
Full Track - Comedy,  
533447 0:09   
Variation A (shorter version) - Comedy,  
530091 0:04   
Variation B (shorter version) - Talking, Baudy  
533848 0:04   


I THINK YOU BETTER COME AND HAVE LOOK AT THIS 1 - VOICE COLIN - BRITISH MALE - (by Blazznet Talking Box)
Blazznet Talking Box Come check this out. There might be a problem and I want you to give me your opinion. Uh-oh I don't think you are going to like this... Deep english accent voice. Slight northern accent. Computer or phone text messaging alert. Novelty ringtone. Close proximity high level recording, no ambiance. Talking, British / Male
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track (vox pop 1) - Talking, British / Male
470669 0:01   
Full Track A (low down) - Comedy,
470670 0:02   
Full Track B (vox pop 2) - DJ Sounds, DJ Humor
470671 0:01   


QUE PASA QUE BUENO - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Que Paso! Que Bueno! An upbeat vocal montage of greetings in Spanish and other languages. Voiceovers by John Jarvis, Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; original music ("Que Cantan Feliz") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
458537 0:29   


HELLO? HELLO? HELLO! - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Hello? Hello? Hello? Multiple voices saying "Hello" in a questioning way, underscored with drumbeats. Voiceovers by John Jarvis, Suzannah Doyle and Lyris Cooper. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
454344 0:29   


GARGLED USA ANTHEM - (by Ian Hubball)
Ian Hubball The USA national Anthem gargled ! Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
446201 0:08   


PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR: RINGTONE CASE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Film Noir Parody with Public Broadcasting character Nick Drosophila, Private Eye calling about his newest case involving Ringtones and Beach Boys' music. Voiceover and script by Neal Gladstone; music ("Femme Fatale Theme") by Suzannah Doyle. Stuart Curtis on Sax. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
416404 0:29   


CAVEMAN CELLPHONE RING - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of cavemen singing about Cellphone ringing. Oog. Voiceover by Barry Kerr; script & music ("Oog Play By Ear") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
414558 0:36   


ARE YOU SHITTIN' ME WITH THIS - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Surprise female "Are You Shittin' Me with this", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
374748 0:01   


HYSTERICAL WAKE UP ALARM - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Hysterical tense voice urging you to wake up so you don't lose your job, miss the bus, etc. RING TONE. Voiceover and original music ("Soap Opera Suspense chords" and "Suspense Bits 2") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
314124 0:24   


BIGFOOT TINY BUTTONS - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of Bigfoot trying to use a cellphone. Dang tiny buttons! Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music ("Purple Dinosaur Walk") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
365952 0:29   


JACK SPARROW RINGTONE ACCORD - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Has Captain Jack Sparrow reached an accord with his cell phone caller? And what about the rum? Voiceover & script by Gregory Crawford; original music ("A Pirate's Life for Me") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
362622 0:29   


WOULD YOU MIND CLOSING YOUR LEGS WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Extremely posh lady's annoyed comedy voice "would you mind closing your legs while I'm talking to you", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359098 0:03   


VERY SORRY TO SAY THIS..BUT I SMELL FARTS - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Ludicrous ridiculous woman's comedy voice "Very sorry to say this..but I smell farts", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359087 0:04   


SHE'S A CHEAP SLUT! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Well spoken angry lady's comedy voice "She's a cheap slut!", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359066 0:01   


OMG THERE'S A LESBIAN ON MY ROOF - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Outrageous daft woman's comedy voice "OMG There's a Lesbian on my roof", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359057 0:02   


LICK IT...LICK IT REAL GOOD! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Well spoken daft woman's voice "Lick It...Lick it real good", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359042 0:02   


GIRL CRYING_SHUT UP!! - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Comedy Girl crying then man's voice  shouts - "shut up", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359005 0:05   


DON'T MIND THE DOG..RUB IT ALL OVER - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Posh demented woman's voice "Don't mind the dog..Rub it all over", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
359002 0:02   


BRING ME MY MONKEY - (by AJ Pro Audio)
AJ Pro Audio Daft mad female's voice "Bring Me My Monkey", Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,
358996 0:01   


SHAKESPEARE ON FLATULENCE - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Shakespearean monologue about flatulence. Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music ("Ye Maidens Fair") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
353248 0:48   


SHAKESPEAREAN WAKE UP ALARM - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Shakespearean wake up alarm ala Henry V rallying troops to battle. Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music ("Scottish Highlands") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
353125 0:52   


A CROCK & BULLWINKLE STORY - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters This is what you've always wanted to hear from from Rocky and Bullwinkle but they could never broadcast anything like this, at least not during the original 1960s TV series! Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
352158 0:30   


I CAN FEEL ME VIBRATING - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre What the sexy male cell phone is thinking before you pick it up. Voiceover and script by Eric Nepom; music ("Femme Fatale Theme") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
350928 0:29   


FIRST I WAS SLEEPY - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre First I was sleepy and then I was awake and then -- fast talking stream of consciousness comedy sketch by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
350835 0:29   


JESUS: SECRET SERVICE CALLING - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre The Secret Service leaves a message on Jesus' phone machine. Voiceovers by Michael Warner and Eric Nepom; script and music ("Heaven") by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
346203 0:29   


JESUS: JUDAS CALLING - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Judas leaves a message on Jesus' phone machine. Voiceovers by Michael Warner and Eric Nepom; script and music ("Heaven") by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
346145 0:29   
Full Track - Comedy,  
346149 0:52   


RINGIE DINGIE - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Ever see the Lily Tomlin telephone operator routine? This is one mutated version of it. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
343565 0:32   


KID STUFF - 03 - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
343552 0:30   


IS THAT A CELL PHONE IN YOUR POCKET - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Well, as a matter of fact, it is. Or is it. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
343549 0:30   


KID STUFF - 02 - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
340197 0:30   


THIS CELL PHONE HAS BEEN STOLEN - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters We think the title speaks for itself. Check it out and see. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
340195 0:30   


YOU MEN ARE ALL ALIKE - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
338418 0:29   


WELL RING ALREADY - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters So answer it, you dumb human! Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
338417 0:29   


WE ARE THE BORG - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters We are Borg, but we're not boring! A parody of one of our favorite Star Trek-The Next Generation entries. Locutus of Borg! (We think Picard should have stayed Borg and run the Enterprise that way.), Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
338416 0:29   


LUKE, I LIED - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters So, Vader lied about being Luke's father. This is where you can finally learn the actual truth. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
338414 0:30   


KID STUFF - 01 - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
338413 0:29   


DON'T WORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters She thinks she's making you feel better by saying that. This is a great laugh for your friends to hear...unless you're afraid they'll think it's a real call from your real girlfriend! Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
338412 0:29   


MOSES MOVERS: LOW ON MANNA? - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of Moses Movers commercial - are you low on Manna? Voiceovers by John Swanson & Barry Kerr; script by Suz Doyle & John Swanson; music ("Camel Groove") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
337540 0:59   
30sec - Comedy,  
337542 0:29   


DEADBEAT - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters What does your x-wife call you when she dials your number? Play this one and find out. Well, you could look at the title but you gotta hear this one. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
337036 0:29   


SHAKESPEAREAN CELLPHONE 2 - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre A second Comedy Shakespearean monologue about pondering the cellphone. Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music ("Ye Maidens Fair") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
337005 0:29   


CREDITOR CALLING - (by John M. Peters)
John M. Peters Suppose your cell phone was your personal servant and a creditor was calling you? What would your cell phone say? Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
336943 0:30   


MALE: THREE BLIND MICE; SEE HOW THEY RUN. WERE T - (by Ultimate Sound)
Ultimate Sound Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
3369 0:06   


SHAKESPEAREAN CELLPHONE 1 - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Shakespearean monologue about the cell phone ringing. Voiceover and script by Barry Kerr; music ("Ye Maidens Fair") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
336778 0:29   


HARLAN'S HOUSE OF CELLPHONES - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch commercial for Harlan's House of Cellphones. Voiceovers & script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music ("Big Al") by Allen DeSomer. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy,  
336330 0:43   


JESUS PHONE MSSG: BACK SOON - (by Ringtone Theatre)
Ringtone Theatre Comedy phone message on Jesus' answering machine. He'll be back soon. Voiceover by Michael Warner; script and original music ("Heaven") by Michael Warner and Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy,
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
30sec - Comedy,  
333695 0:29   



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