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TWO BEERS, BARTENDER. I'LL TAKE TWO BEER, TOO.   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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PROVING AGAIN THAT SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE PEOPLE ..   (by Ultimate Sound )
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15565 0:03   

IS IT TRUE WHEN YOU WERE BORN THE DOCTOR TURNED AR   (by Ultimate Sound )
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26200 0:03   

IMPAIRED THINKER   (by Ultimate Sound )
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3027 0:03   

ME, FAIL ENGLISH....THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE   (by Ultimate Sound )
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THE LAST TIME I SAW A MOUTH LIKE THAT, IT HAD A HO   (by Ultimate Sound )
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GOIN TO HELL...   (by Ultimate Sound )
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SORRY I...   (by Ultimate Sound )
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4118 0:02   

MAN-EATING COW   (by Ultimate Sound )
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11868 0:03   

I GOTTA GO PEE.   (by Ultimate Sound )
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22621 0:01   

MALE: NEXT TIME I HAVE A DAUGHTER, I HOPE IT'S A   (by Ultimate Sound )
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17225 0:03   

YOU KNOW, SCOTLAND HAS IT'S OWN MARTIAL ARTS, IT'S   (by Ultimate Sound )
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I SAY WE GO DOWN TO THE SCUMMY SIDE OF TOWN AND GI   (by Ultimate Sound )
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DON'T GO MENTAL   (by Ultimate Sound )
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I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS...FILM AT 11   (by Ultimate Sound )
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SOMETHING CAME OUT OF YOUR BUTT....   (by Ultimate Sound )
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(BONK) GIVE ME THIS. IF IT'S BROKEN IT'S GOING R   (by Ultimate Sound )
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POTTY EMERGENCY   (by Ultimate Sound )
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MALE: COULD YOU PICK YOUR BUTT WITH YOUR NOSE , H   (by Ultimate Sound )
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I'M SO PISSED AT YOU I COULD...   (by Ultimate Sound )
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DAMN, YOU DRUNK TESTS ARE HARD   (by Ultimate Sound )
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LALALA...BAD SMURFS   (by Ultimate Sound )
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LITTLE BOY BLUE - HE NEEDED THE MONEY!   (by Ultimate Sound )
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911 WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY...   (by Ultimate Sound )
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JEFF FOX: IF YOU'VE EVER CUT YOUR GRASS AND FOUND   (by Ultimate Sound )
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YOU NEVER SEE A PICTURE OF MARGARET TATCHER SHOPP   (by Ultimate Sound )
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BAD BOYS SONG WITH DOOR BELL   (by Ultimate Sound )
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MALE: ... BELCH THE ALPHABET, THEN PHD.S WOULD BE   (by Ultimate Sound )
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I JUST KNOW ... PROBE MY ANUS WITH ALIEN BACKGROUN   (by Ultimate Sound )
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ALL SUSPECTS ARE INNOCENT NOT!   (by Ultimate Sound )
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BIG F____ QUEUE, I LOVE....   (by Ultimate Sound )
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8187 0:04   

WHY YUMYUM...IT'S BACON !   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3515 0:03   

9000 GIGS OF RAM   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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ARE WE DEAD, OR IS THIS OHIO?   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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12790 0:05   

MALE: YOU'VE GOT THE BRAIN OF A FOUR YEAR OLD BOY   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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7342 0:02   

IF WE WERE LITTLE PIGS WE'D SAY ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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13156 0:03   

HMM, I KNOW ONE THING, IF I LOOK AT YOUR CHEST...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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3810 0:03   

(GUNSHOT) MA! PA DONE SHOT UP THE AMERICA ON LINE   (by Ultimate Sound )
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22900 0:05   

BILL CLINTON - WE NEED TO ACCELERATE ....   (by Ultimate Sound )
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3648 0:04   

DRACULA VOICE - HELLO CHILDREN....MY CAREFREE...   (by Ultimate Sound )
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5526 0:06   

THANK YOU, THANK YOU AND F___ YOU   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy, Jokes, funny lines, skits
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8193 0:05   

I'M LOOKING FOR A CUTE LITTLE...   (by Ultimate Sound )
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8225 0:03   

MONTY PYTHON LONG GOODBYE   (by Ultimate Sound )
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MALE: I'M GOING TO THE OUTHOUSE ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
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28546 0:05   

I'M NOT GONNA GO COMMANDO....   (by Ultimate Sound )
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7706 0:02   

WHAT DO YOU WANT...   (by Ultimate Sound )
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POPCORN PISS   (by Ultimate Sound )
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4554 0:03   

IT'S NICE TO BE NICE   (by Ultimate Sound )
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12530 0:03   

HOW DO YOU MAKE A DOG....BANDSAW   (by Ultimate Sound )
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5845 0:05   

THE EMERGENCY MORON SYSTEM   (by Ultimate Sound )
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Jokes, funny lines, skits


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Jokes, funny lines, skits

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