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MY LIST, I TRY TO ISOLATE - TALK ABOUT PROFANE WOR   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 7458 0:27
   $4.95 (A) or $4.95 (B)  
CLINTON SPEECH WITH SEVERAL PEOPLE INSULTING   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 2852 1:38
   $14.95 (A) or $14.95 (B)  
HI, ARE YOUR PARENTS FORGETTING TO TAKE THEIR DRUG   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 8735 0:15
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
PIGFEET   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13154 0:23
   $4.95 (A) or $4.95 (B)  
IF WE WERE LITTLE PIGS WE'D SAY ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13156 0:04
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
OLD MAN APPEARS IN COURT FOR SEX WITH 16-YEAR OLD   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13182 0:35
   $6.95 (A) or $6.95 (B)  
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, IT IS A POSTAL WORKER   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13292 0:07
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
MARION BARRY, CRACKHEAD   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 11886 0:26
   $4.95 (A) or $4.95 (B)  
MARION BARRY,   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 11887 0:14
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
I WANT A BOWL OF RAW RED MEAT RIGHT NOW...LIVE COW   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 11979 0:09
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
MEOW MIX CAT MEETS A BOOT   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 12020 0:05
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG AND YOU HAVE A CHOICE BETW   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 26203 0:12
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
POPCORN PISS   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 4554 0:04
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
POTTY EMERGENCY   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 4559 0:02
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
GUNSHOT - MA, PA SHOT AT AOL AGAIN   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 4654 0:10
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
AJAX LIQUOR STORE PRANK   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Ajax liquor store call, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 63181 2:50
   $14.95 (A) or $14.95 (B)  
HOW DO YOU MAKE A DOG....BANDSAW   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 5845 0:06
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
I HAVE BEEN TO...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 4148 0:13
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
WHAT DO YOU WANT...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 4216 0:04
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
WELL, HERE WE HAVE DUFF, DUFF LIGHT ... NEWEST FL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 27961 0:06
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
MALE - THE STRAIN WAS TERRIFIC...IMPOSSIBLE...GOT   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 5484 0:07
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
WELCOME TO CASTLE ANTHRAX...WITH STORMY BACKGROUND   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 5524 0:16
   $3.95 (A) or $3.95 (B)  
GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND BRUCES   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 7028 0:02
   $2.00 (A) or $2.00 (B)  
YOU KNOW THERE ALREADY IS A JOSEPH STALIN (LAUGHTE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 20537 0:23
   $4.95 (A) or $4.95 (B)  
LECHEROUS BOB SHOOTS JAMES BROWN   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 20649 0:12
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
AL, TIPPER AND BILL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Al, Tipper and Bill, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 63149 1:34
   $14.95 (A) or $14.95 (B)  
JOKE ABOUT SEPERATE BEDS   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Seperate bed joke, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 63176 0:49
   $7.95 (A) or $7.95 (B)  
AND THAT'S THE WAY....SUICIDE...BACK YOU UP   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 5770 0:07
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
HEAVY BREATHING PHONE CALL   (by Pete Bax )
Pete Bax Heavy Breathing Phone Call mobile telephone sex sexy, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 332192 1:02
   $11.95 (A) or $11.95 (B)  
I LOVE YOUR RING   (by Pete Bax )
Pete Bax I Love Your Ring ringtone tone, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 332906 1:09
   $11.95 (A) or $11.95 (B)  
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN FOOD   (by Pete Bax )
Pete Bax I Love you more than Food comedy monologue ringtone, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 333005 0:47
   $7.95 (A) or $7.95 (B)  
MIRROR MIRROR   (by Pete Bax )
Pete Bax Mirror Mirror comedy monologue, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 333012 0:58
   $8.95 (A) or $8.95 (B)  
MOTIVATION: DO IT NOW   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of today's message from 1-900-MOTIVATION -- Do it NOW! Voiceover & script by Vicki Hannah Lein; music ("Cool It, Daddy-o") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 330737 1:00
   $8.95 (A) or $8.95 (B)  
Preview Track 30sec 330739 0:30
   $4.95 (A) or $4.95 (B)  
IN A WORLD GUY: WILL HE ANSWER IN TIME?   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch: the "In a World" voiceover guy talking dramatically about how will answer the phone. Unfortunately, he never gets around to it; but his wife does. Voiceovers by Leon Flood & Suz Doyle. Music ("Poignancy") by Suzannah Doyle. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 333003 1:19
   $11.95 (A) or $11.95 (B)  
Preview Track 30sec 333028 0:30
   $4.95 (A) or $4.95 (B)  
HARLAN'S HOUSE OF CELLPHONES   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch commercial for Harlan's House of Cellphones. Voiceovers & script by Lyris Cooper & Suzannah Doyle; music ("Big Al") by Allen DeSomer. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 336330 0:44
   $6.95 (A) or $6.95 (B)  
CELL PHONE BLUES   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Cell Phone Ring tone of person singing about the Cell Phone Blues. Vocals and original song "Cell Phone Blues" by Suzannah Doyle, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 315210 0:39
   $6.95 ± (A) or $6.95 ± (B)  
RELAX, DAMMIT! (GUIDED MEDITATION)   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of a not so relaxing guided meditation compliments of the Relaxation Institute. Voiceover and script by Lyris Cooper and Suzannah Doyle; original music ("Relax-ay-voo") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 326851 0:55
   $8.95 (A) or $8.95 (B)  
Preview Track 30sec 326852 0:30
   $4.95 (A) or $4.95 (B)  
HOCKEY MEN WHO KNIT   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of macho hockey players post-game revelry -- which includes knitting! Voiceovers by Jackson Frisbie, Rylan Doyle, Bryce Hanson and Suzannah Doyle; original music ("NaNaNaNa/We Win") by Steve Soucy. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 322019 0:30
   $5.45 (A) or $5.45 (B)  
IN A WORLD GUY: FLUFFY HAPPY BUNNIES   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy ring tone of the "In a World" movie trailer guy talking dramatically about fluffy, happy bunnies. Voiceovers by Leon Flood Productions and Suzannah Doyle; script by Lyris Cooper & Suz Doyle; original music ("Tag! You're It") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 315284 1:06
   $11.95 (A) or $11.95 (B)  
MOSES MOVERS: MASS EXODUS   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of Moses Movers commercial. Voiceovers & script by John Swanson & Suzannah Doyle; music ("Camel Groove") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 333408 1:02
   $9.55 ± (A) or $9.55 ± (B)  
MOSES MOVERS: LOW ON MANNA?   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of Moses Movers commercial - are you low on Manna? Voiceovers by John Swanson & Barry Kerr; script by Suz Doyle & John Swanson; music ("Camel Groove") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 337540 1:00
   $8.95 ± (A) or $8.95 ± (B)  
Preview Track 30sec 337542 0:30
   $4.95 (A) or $4.95 (B)  
LAW OF ATTRACTION HOTLINE   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch about the Law of Attraction - are you magnetic?? Voiceover and original music (Winding Way) by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 316481 0:31
   $6.95 ± (A) or $6.95 ± (B)  
GOD'S PHONE MSSGS: MANUEL TOBASCO COMMUNION WAFERS   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of Manuel leaving God a phone message about Tobasco-flavored communion wafers. Voiceover by A. Sivetz; VO and original music ("Angelic Hootenanny") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 316878 0:30
   $6.45 ± (A) or $6.45 ± (B)  
PRIMATES AND OBELISKS   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of Dr. Johnson in the Jungle reporting on his observation of Primates and an Obelisk. Alas, things go awry. Voiceovers by Jackson Frisbee, Rylan Doyle, Bryce Hansen, Suz Doyle. Original music (Oog Play By Ear) by Suzannah Doyle. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 316357 0:31
   $6.95 (A) or $6.95 (B)  
INSTANT GRATIFICATION HOTLINE   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone - Instant Gratification Hotline. Press one now, NOW! I tell you!! Oh, YES! Voiceover and original music ("Cool It Daddy-o") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 316472 0:31
   $6.95 (A) or $6.95 (B)  
TERRORIST: WE HAVE NO CAMERA?   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ringtone of Terrorist discovering he has no video camera. Voiceover by Rylan Doyle; original music ("Caves of the East") by Suzannah Doyle, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 315215 0:38
   $6.95 (A) or $6.95 (B)  
MUNCHKINS: WE WELCOME YOU TO CELL PHONE LAND   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of the Munchkins welcoming you to an Oz-esque Cell Phone Land. Voiceover by Suzannah Doyle; original music ("Munchkin Land") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 315209 0:26
   $4.95 (A) or $4.95 (B)  
IN A WORLD GUY: ONLY ONE MAN CAN ANSWER THE CALL   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy phone sketch: the "In a World" voiceover guy talking dramatically about how only one man can answer the call to counteract the unbearable tedium of everyday conversation. Voiceovers by Leon Flood & Suz Doyle. Music ("At the Finish Line") by Suzannah Doyle and Stuart Curtis. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 315511 1:01
   $11.95 (A) or $11.95 (B)  
LEWIS: I CAN SEE YOU RIGHT NOW   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of Nerdly Lewis asking a woman across the way for a date. He can see her right now, in fact . . . Voiceover by Eric Nepom; original music ("Purple Dinosaur Walk") by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre, Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 315014 0:32
   $6.95 (A) or $6.95 (B)  
IT'S YOUR BROKER   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy Ring Tone of Stock Broker asking his client to call him. Voiceover by Neal Gladstone; underscored with suspenseful stock crash music by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Jokes, funny lines, skits
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 314308 0:32
   $6.95 (A) or $6.95 (B)  
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Jokes, funny lines, skits


movie wav,
sound and wav,
sound effect wav files,
movie background sounds,
aiff sound,
sounds byte,
soundboard wav files,
tv wav files,
wav sound fx,
wav soundbites,
wav cool,
sound effects and overdramatics,
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Jokes, funny lines, skits