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ABBOT AND COSTELLO - WHO'S ON FIRST   (by DJ Productions )
DJ Productions Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 234067 4:27
   $14.95 (A) or $14.95 (B)  
IF YOU REFER TO THE 5TH GRADE AS MY SENIOR YEAR ..   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25976 0:11
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
IF YOU OWN A HOME THAT IS MOBILE, AND 14 CARS ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13639 0:07
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IF THE UFO HOTLINE LIMITS YOU TO ONE CALL PER DAY   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 10768 0:08
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD ... I LIVE IN HELL!!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13930 0:09
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF EVERY DAY SOMEONE COMES TO YOUR DOOR..YARD SALE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 10770 0:08
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 3166 2:44
   $14.95 (A) or $14.95 (B)  
PEPSI, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I NEED PEPSI!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 4527 0:03
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
A GOOD RULE OF THUMB...KEEP THE DOG'S ASSHOLE ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 10724 0:06
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN ACCUSED..LYING THROUGH YOUR TO   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25969 0:10
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
BUY CONDOMS...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 24365 0:03
   $2.80 (A) or $2.80 (B)  
IF WE WANTED A JACUZZI...FART IN THE TUB.   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 24710 0:04
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
DO YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF STANDING IN ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25109 0:06
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I LOVE TO SMOKE AND I LOVE TO EAT RED MEAT ....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13632 0:13
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
IF YOU'VE BEEN ON TV..DESCRIBING WHAT THE TORNADO.   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 10769 0:08
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOUR GRANDMOTHER CAN PROPERLY EXECUTE THE SLEEP   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25973 0:09
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I'M RIGHT AND YOUR'RE WRONG. YOU'RE TOTALLY WRONG   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 15013 0:17
   $3.95 (A) or $3.95 (B)  
I WAS ONCE WALKING IN THE FOREST ALONE...TREE FELL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 4794 0:06
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I WORE 'EM ONCE, THEY SUCK, I DIDN'T GET LAID...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 7690 0:04
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
HERE IS SOMETHING NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 10385 0:15
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NOW, IF THEY GET YOUR NAME, YOU'RE DEAD.   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 10539 0:03
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IF YOU'VE EVER CUT YOUR GRASS AND FOUND A CAR ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25968 0:05
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
DISCOUNT RINGTONE SERVICE   (by Ringtone Theatre )
Ringtone Theatre Comedy sketch of the Discount Ring Tone Service, putting you on hold while they load your new ringtone. Voiceover by Lyris Cooper; original music ("Till Death Do Us Part -- Oops, It Did!" and "Intermission Song" by Suzannah Doyle. Brought to you by Ring Tone Theatre. Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track 30sec 326866 0:29
   $5.45 ± (A) or $5.45 ± (B)  
PUT DOWN THAT JOINT   (by Candido Bretto )
Candido Bretto Through the fog, during a moment of sweet indulgence, a stoner's subconscious mind calls out to him. Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 332996 0:19
   $3.95 (A) or $3.95 (B)  
BABY DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE   (by Candido Bretto )
Candido Bretto There are times when you just don't want your baby to answer the phone. This is one of those times. Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 333000 0:15
   $3.25 (A) or $3.25 (B)  
IF YOU'VE EVER HAD TO HAUL A CAN OF PAINT TO ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13636 0:09
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF THE MOST COMMON PHRASE HEARD IN YOUR HOUSE IS .   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13635 0:12
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
IF YOU'VE EVER HAD HOT FLASHES AT A CATTLE AUCTION   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13644 0:08
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU'VE EVER TAKEN A BEER TO A JOB INTERVIEW ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13645 0:09
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU CAN BURP AND SAY YOUR NAME AT THE SAME TIME   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13646 0:11
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
IF YOUR DAD WALKS YOU TO SCHOOL...SAME GRADE...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25979 0:09
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU'VE EVER HAD TO HAUL A CAN OF PAINT ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25978 0:12
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
YOU LITTLE PIGS YOU LITTLE RED-BLOODED MONKEY ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 22110 0:05
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
LETS HOGTIE MARTHA STEWART AND FORCE FEED HER...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Dennis Miller on Martha Stewart, Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 64941 0:04
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IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOO DRUNK TO FISH ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13625 0:08
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
EMO PHILLIPS: JUST CALL ME MR. BUTTERFINGERS   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 24165 0:05
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN ACCUSED OF LYING THROUGH YOUR   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13648 0:11
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
IF YOU THINK THE NUTCRACKER IS SOMETHING YOU DID..   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25970 0:09
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOUR DOG PASSES GAS AND YOU CLAIM IT ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25977 0:06
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
SOL: BOY OH BOY, I REALLY DID IT GOOD THIS TIME.   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 21728 0:04
   $2.80 (A) or $2.80 (B)  
IF YOUR LAWN FURNITURE USED TO BE YOUR LIVING ROOM   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25981 0:08
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU OWN A WAFFLE HOUSE CREDIT CARD ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25982 0:09
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED 3 TIMES AND STILL ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13640 0:07
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
HOW CAN WE DO IT IF WE DON'T KNOW ....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13931 0:06
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF EVERY DAY...MISTAKING THINKING YOU'RE HAVING A   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13649 0:08
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
THAT THING NEEDS MORE POWER ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 14957 0:03
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
SOME ONE GO JIGGLE THE HANDLE...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25980 0:12
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
IF YOU WEAR A DRESS THAT IS STRAPLESS AND A BRA ..   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25975 0:10
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOUR LAWN FURNITURE USED TO BE YOUR LIVING ROOM   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13641 0:08
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU REFER TO YOUR WIFE AND MOTHER-IN-LAW AS ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13643 0:09
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
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Stand-Up Comedy


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Stand-Up Comedy