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IF YOU THINK THE NUTCRACKER IS SOMETHING YOU DID..   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25970 0:09
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
HERE IS SOMETHING NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 10385 0:15
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
I KNOW A GUY, I HAVE SEX WITH HIM ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 14121 0:07
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOUR DOG PASSES GAS AND YOU CLAIM IT ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13642 0:06
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU'VE LOST MORE THAN ONE TOOTH OPENING A BEER   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13637 0:09
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOUR LAWN FURNITURE USED TO BE YOUR LIVING ROOM   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25981 0:08
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU'VE EVER HAD TO HAUL A CAN OF PAINT TO ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13636 0:09
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
LETS HOGTIE MARTHA STEWART AND FORCE FEED HER...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Dennis Miller on Martha Stewart, Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 64941 0:04
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU'VE LOST MORE THAN ONE TOOTH OPENING A BEER   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25972 0:09
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOUR DOG PASSES GAS AND YOU CLAIM IT ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25977 0:06
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU'VE EVER HAD TO HAUL A CAN OF PAINT ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25978 0:12
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
I WAS ONCE WALKING IN THE FOREST ALONE...TREE FELL   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 4794 0:06
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU'VE BEEN ON TV..DESCRIBING WHAT THE TORNADO.   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 10769 0:08
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
SOL: BOY OH BOY, I REALLY DID IT GOOD THIS TIME.   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 21728 0:04
   $2.80 (A) or $2.80 (B)  
IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOO DRUNK TO FISH ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13625 0:08
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
PEPSI, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I NEED PEPSI!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 4527 0:03
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU REFER TO THE 5TH GRADE AS MY SENIOR YEAR ..   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25976 0:11
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
IF THE MOST COMMON PHRASE HEARD IN YOUR HOUSE IS .   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13635 0:12
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
IF YOUR DAD WALKS YOU TO SCHOOL...SAME GRADE...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25979 0:09
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
I LOVE TO SMOKE AND I LOVE TO EAT RED MEAT ....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13632 0:13
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
HOW CAN WE DO IT IF WE DON'T KNOW ....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13931 0:06
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED 3 TIMES AND STILL ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13640 0:07
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU OWN A WAFFLE HOUSE CREDIT CARD ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13647 0:10
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOUR GRANDMOTHER CAN PROPERLY EXECUTE THE SLEEP   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25973 0:09
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU WEAR A DRESS THAT IS STRAPLESS AND A BRA ..   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25975 0:10
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF EVERY DAY...MISTAKING THINKING YOU'RE HAVING A   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13649 0:08
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
BUY CONDOMS...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 24365 0:03
   $2.80 (A) or $2.80 (B)  
IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN ACCUSED OF LYING THROUGH YOUR   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13648 0:11
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
IF YOU'VE EVER HAD HOT FLASHES AT A CATTLE AUCTION   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13644 0:08
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU CAN BURP AND SAY YOUR NAME AT THE SAME TIME   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13646 0:11
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
YOU LITTLE PIGS YOU LITTLE RED-BLOODED MONKEY ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 22110 0:05
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU OWN A WAFFLE HOUSE CREDIT CARD ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25982 0:09
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF SOMEBODY YELLS HOEDOWN AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25974 0:06
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU'VE EVER CUT YOUR GRASS AND FOUND A CAR ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25968 0:05
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK....   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 3166 2:44
   $14.95 (A) or $14.95 (B)  
COME MOVE THIS TRANSMISSION SO I CAN TAKE A BATH .   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25971 0:10
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
EMO PHILLIPS: JUST CALL ME MR. BUTTERFINGERS   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 24165 0:05
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOU OWN A HOME THAT IS MOBILE, AND 14 CARS ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13639 0:07
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
I WOULD RATHER HAVE MY BALLS POUNDED FLAT ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 20286 0:05
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
THAT THING NEEDS MORE POWER ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 14957 0:03
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD ... I LIVE IN HELL!!   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13930 0:09
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
ABBOT AND COSTELLO - WHO'S ON FIRST   (by DJ Productions )
DJ Productions Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 234067 4:27
   $14.95 (A) or $14.95 (B)  
IF YOU REFER TO YOUR WIFE AND MOTHER-IN-LAW AS ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13643 0:09
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
SOME ONE GO JIGGLE THE HANDLE...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25980 0:12
   $2.95 (A) or $2.95 (B)  
IF EVERY DAY SOMEONE COMES TO YOUR DOOR..YARD SALE   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 10770 0:08
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF THE UFO HOTLINE LIMITS YOU TO ONE CALL PER DAY   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 10768 0:08
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
I WORE 'EM ONCE, THEY SUCK, I DIDN'T GET LAID...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 7690 0:04
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
IF YOUR LAWN FURNITURE USED TO BE YOUR LIVING ROOM   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 13641 0:08
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
DO YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF STANDING IN ...   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 25109 0:06
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
NOW, IF THEY GET YOUR NAME, YOU'RE DEAD.   (by Ultimate Sound )
Ultimate Sound Comedy Routines, Stand-Up Comedy
Type Play Edit Type Catalog Id Min:Sec Tempo Price Control
Preview Track Full Track 10539 0:03
   $2.20 (A) or $2.20 (B)  
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Stand-Up Comedy


movie sound waves,
background tracks,
film sound effects,
sound effects samples,
wav mp3,
post-production sound effects,
sound wav,
wav files sounds,
sounds effects,
sound noises,
find sound effects,
order sound wav,
loud sound effects,
hear sound effects,
barbera sound effects,
audio wav files,
background sound effects,
online sound effects,
wav clips,
special sound effects,
Stand-Up Comedy