VERSE 1: Life sucks uh-huh, it really brings you down, It sucks just like a big fat lemon pie; Oh me, oh my, I don't even know what that means.
VERSE 2: It's such a pain when all your dreams have gone down the drain, when you feel like you're wrapped in cellophane. Oh me, oh my, I don't even know what that means.
BRIDGE: I don't know what to do when my right foot is in my left shoe, I don't know what's false or true, All I really know is . . .
Life sucks, uh-huh, it really brings you down, Life sucks, yes it does. And if you think diff'rent, you'd better think diff'rent than how you been thinkin', Oh.
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BRIDGE: I don't know what to do when my right foot is in my left shoe, I don't know what's false or true, All I really know is . . .
Life sucks, uh-huh, it really brings you down, Life sucks, yes it does. And if you think diff'rent, you'd better think diff'rent than how you been thinkin', Oh.
VERSE 3: Life sucks uh-huh, it really brings you down, It sucks just like a big fat lemon pie; Oh me, oh my, I don't even know what that means. I don't even know what that means. I don't even know what that -- Shu bop dweely, Ah ba da ba really, I don't even know what that means!