Description
With fun, humorous lyrics set to the tune of Amazing Grace, this song is a vent about the trials and tribulations of teaching sarcastic adolescent boys.
Keywords
sarcastic adolescent boys, dealing with teens, teenagers, sarcasm, funny, amazing grace, teaching, trials, young adults, classroom, school, rant, vent
Styles
Family / Children, Fanfare, Religious, Slapstick, Vaudeville, Comedy, Cultural, Entertainment, Anthem, School / Education
Subjects
Age, Boys, Emotions, Work, Suffering
Lyrics
I’d rather play in the middle of the freeway with toxic, inflammable toys than reveal any vulnerability to sarcastic adolescent boys. You know, the kind who feign sincerity hoping that you’ll take the bait then pull the rug from beneath you then laugh as you wriggle on the stake.
I know they aren’t really evil, though they practice cruelty enough. They’re confuse and hormonal – terrified that they don’t have the right male stuff.
They hide out in cocky bravado, thinking that is true masculinity. They don’t know they are a gangly billboard of adolescent insecurity.
And when they unite their forces, ganging up all in one class, it doesn't matter what you try to teach them, you will fall flat on your sweet little ass.
So I’d rather get a mouthful of root canals or listen to fingernail on blackboard noise than waste any of my precious life force around sarcastic adolescent boys.