The Martha Stewart Gene Male version
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By Regina Smoler
My girl is fried country crock
She robs gas station Quick Stops
In a tube top, shorts, an’ work boots
She’s a regular on Cops
I miss her so when she’s in jail it depresses me that’s her officer, 3rd. from the right
But I have a ball on conjugal calls when I hear her scream
EEE- come here you son of a gun… where’s my turkey pot pie
She can wrestle a hog in mud
I ain’t talkin’ bout her mama
There’s blood hound in her blood
She could sniff out Osama
Her beard grows natural, she don’t wax dem hedges
She ain’t been to beauty school,
She don’t know what Pledge is
But she graduated truck school
CHORUS
Hell yeah, she bawdy
Her degree’s Mama Cum Laude
But I like my sugar raw and unrefined
Warm and dirty beats cold and clean
Don’t want a domestic queen
I’m glad she ain’t got
The Martha Stewart Gene
It’s a good thing…
I’m the king of our trailer
She feeds me like a god
Servin’ me burnt offerings I just
Pray it ain’t the dog
There’s daisies growin’ in the toilets she got from the dump
And her uncle is my brother-in-law, looks like Forest Gump
They love chewin’ tobacci together
CHORUS
spoken
It’s a good thing there’s no deep end in her gene pool.
I ain’t eatin’ what I can’t pronounce
Es-Car-What? Spam and beans, that’s who I am.
No need to redecorate the trailer
Nuthin’ better than my skunk centerpiece, a wedding gift from the
taxidermist, my beer cap Elvis figurines,
my Dogs Playing Poker velvet picture hangin’ above mama’s autographed bible what she autographed it herself
Chorus
Here’s to imperfection
These girls ain’t paintin’ their house of corrections
Don’t need no high class broad messin’ up their cells
Warm and dirty beats cold and clean
Who wants a domestic queen?
I’m glad they ain’t got,
They ain’t somethin’ that they’re not
I’m glad my baby ain’t got
The Martha Stewart Gene
It’s a good thing!
, Guitar Electric, Campy, Funny, Wholesome, Slapstick, Rural / Country, Honky Tonk, Sound-Alikes, USA, Reality, 2005, Regina Paglia-Smoler, AudioSparx
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