Party of God

Jesus, Matt, Mark, Luke and John
Decided to congregate with the other eight
And stay up late to party

God was busy anyway making up rules
So the longhaired guys got their party tools
And started partying

Jesus felt a little guilty for not lettin’ dad in
On the party of the centuries, the party of sin
But, then Peter brought out the good stuff and said
Let the party begin

God was in the other wing, very serious indeed
Not knowing his dread locked, carpenter son
Was smoking weed in the guest room
With his longhaired, Birkenstock wearing, vegetarian,
Body pierced, tattooed, facial haired,
Sand surfing friends

Now Simon and Paul liked to party down
Peter and Jesus rapped while Judas frowned
And Jesus snapped from underneath his crown
Hey Matthew, Mark, Luke and john
Please don’t write this down

So, God in all his goodness, concentrating on what’s right
Pretended not to notice all the noise on this night
‘Til he heard a rockin’ flute and he said
Man, that’s outta sight

Jesus was getting’ too heavy, so enthusiasm waned
It was getting’ close to morning and everyone was drained
And Peter’s bag was empty and the homemade Egyptian beer they had,
It was warm and lame

God knocked on the door and Peter opened the window hence
Mark turned on the fan and luke lit the incense
And Jesus said, uh yea, come on in
Everyone was scared and Jesus got really tense

Jesus looked down when his dad came in
He said, it’s not what it looks like and let me begin
By saying, it’s all my fault
And I’ll pay for their sins

But, God knew exactly what was goin’ on here
And he looked rather hurt when he spotted the Egyptian beer
And he said, son I told you, your body’s a temple
Don’t you hear?

I just don’t approve of those man made drugs
Science is great if they could work out the bugs
But, the powder and pills and needles will turn you
From a butterfly to a caterpillar,
From a human, to a slug

You have to keep your mind sharp, that’s why I gave you this plant
And he pulled out a bushel and with a smile he’d chant
This bud’s for you son,
That’s why I put it here

So, everybody cheered and the party rose again
God was cool after all, he blended right in
And Jesus was relieved that eternity wouldn’t be so bad

The music got louder and the holy partied on
God brought out a deli tray with bread and fish and prawns
And Mary said desperately, let’s party forever
But, alas she knew they were headed for the dawn

Now, the son must rise, so everybody went home
Matt, Mark, Luke and John didn’t write it down,
They were too stoned
And the rest is history
And from Godly seed we’re sewn

It’s a party with God that they rolled up then
And it’s a party of God, so we do it again
Until some joker like Judas turns us all in
To the Pontious Pilate Police Patrol
Working for Satan’s servants,
Dressed in the unholy suits and robes
That used to be sacred
When they were made from hemp