Hey there doll, how ya’ been?
Remember me, it’s your old pal Ken
My head’s on backwards and my legs won’t bend
But I’ll be fine if you love me again
Oh Barbie Baby, Oh Barbie Baby I love you.

Hey what’s the matter, the cat got your tongue?
Or is it just that wad of plastic where you oughta have lungs?
OK so I’m deaf and you’re definitely dumb
We’re just physically challenged--we shall overcome
Oh Barbie Baby, oh Barbie Baby I want you.

Oh Barbie Baby, can’t you say yes? 
You look so pretty in that pink prom dress
Oh Barbie Baby, won’t you be mine,
And let me run my fingers through your nylon twine?

Sometimes I get this kind of hollow feeling
I’ve tried prayin’ but I ain’t built for kneeling
So I lie on the floor and just stare at the ceiling
Am I goin’ bald or is my paint just peeling?
Oh Barbie Baby, Oh Barbie Baby I need you

Some people say you are plastic 
Underneath those obvious charms
But they’re just jealous ‘cause they don’t have 
A Corvette, a dream house and removable arms

We fit like your hand in that molded plastic glove
I think you know what I’m thinking of 
Oh Barbie can’t you hear those voices up above saying
“Hey! Let’s watch Barbie and Ken makin’ love!”
Oh Barbie Baby, Oh Barbie Baby I love you
Oh Barbie Baby, Oh Barbie Baby I love you.