A Wiggly fun song filled with Island instruments, free form vocals and fun sound effects -- all about YELLOW JELLO! Guaranteed to make you wiggle in joy! Vocals/ song by Suzannah Doyle, David Johnson & Craig Farrell, Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
A FUNNY LITTLE SONG ABOUT THE JOYS OF PLAYING THE UKULELE. A radical surprise in advertising. Try it for your toothpaste advert. Or even selling real estate. The bigger the product, the more ukulele players you need. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Jazz
Acoustic pop flavor vibe, happy, fun and sentimental message, acoustic guitars, lovely vocals and sweet harmonies, tell dad how much you love him, a perfect greetings card message, background radio, tv or film, party or dance, family occasion, on the beach, playing in the background hospital scene. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Imagine Hans & Franz and Arnold Schwarzennegger pumping iron and bragging about their muscles at a Sci Fi Futuristic gym. Electronic music and male vocals by Suzannah Doyle, various SFX. Rather silly, but fun. Hours of Ring Tone fun! Spoken Word, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Upbeat Punk Ska song about a skinny person. "Not Enough Skin For A Double Chin. It'll make you giggle and pogo around like a wet noodle. Perfect for good times, silly stuff, and high-spirited shenanigins. Anything to do with food like eating, food fight, pie contest, hot dog contest, and gluttony. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Reggae and Ska
Funny tribute to Barack Obama, the 44th president of the United States. Song is set to the melody of "La Cucaracha". Perfect as a ringtone. Mixed Vocals, Comedy Music, Novelty Songs
Funny tribute to Barack Obama, the 44th president of the United States. Song is set to the melody of "La Cucaracha". Perfect as a ringtone. Mixed Vocals, Comedy Music, Parody Music
Sci-Fi epic based on the classic movie The Day The Earth Stood Still. Contest finalist sponsored by the Mars Society. The perfect song for a sci-fi nightclub. Female Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Musical comedy of Beethoven's beloved Fur Elise. Synthesized A Cappella scatting in Bobby McFerrin style. Serious, classical intro that breaks into joyful jazz and bop variation. Wonderful for a light-hearted commercial, animated clip or dance video. A Capella, Comedy Music, Parody Music, Ludwig van Beethoven
"The Ballad of Paris Hilton" is a song parody inspired by the recent antics of the Hilton family socialite and heiress-apparent to the family's hotel chain and real estate dynasty. Our arrangement features a male vocal performance backed by acoustic piano, acoustic bass, and drums. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Parody Music
30 second word play nonsense song using action words Argh Thwak Zoom Bam Gadzooks Pow Zing & more! Written & performed by Michael Warner from Australia. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre, Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Comedy Novelty song in 1920s Vaudeville style vo de oh do-ing all about your phone call. Written/ performed by Barry Kerr; Suz Doyle on piano. Brought to you by Ringtone Theatre. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
This bright and cheery, zany Christmas song features a Hollywood singing cowboy style male lead vocal merrily singing a dark, twisted tale of cold war paranoia. Nostalgic 1950’s style production with female background vocals, quirky instrumentation, bomb SFX and a jolly, bouncy sing-a-long chorus. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
In this fast and frenzied Christmas song, nervous moms and dads express their growing concerns about the perils of celebrating the holiday season. Features a tense and stressed, paranoid ensemble cast performance over a frantic, chaotic backdrop of distorted guitars, electric bass and driving drums. Mixed Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
This upbeat, fun and silly, old-timey Christmas song about being stuck in holiday traffic features a friendly, heartwarming male lead vocal, mixed background vocals, quirky instrumentation and a cheery sing-a-long chorus. Fuses country, Dixieland, retro pop and vaudeville in an eclectic arrangement. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
After an upbeat, slick radio promo, the calm relaxation music begins with our host, pragma-hypnotist Dr. Johan Weiler, who sincerely tries to help his listeners ease their way through the festive holiday season, but runs into and issue or two of his own. With spoken dialog over mellow New Age music. Spoken Word, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
This wacky and comedic Christmas song is a mildly racy portrait of a would-be office lothario who gets his comeuppance at the company holiday party. Features a fun and zany ensemble cast performance over a perky and quirky, goofy and groovy rhythm track. With sax, keys, guitar, bass, drums and SFX. Mixed Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Reggae/Tropical vibe singing happy fathers day, fun and sentimental. Guitars, marimbas and lots of lovely harmonies and a memorable melody make this the song for Fathers Day, tell dad how much you love him, a perfect greetings card message, background radio, tv or film, party or dance, hospital scen, Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Pop rock vibe, celebrating Father Day, lovely vocals, sweet harmonies and and edgy backing track, perfect for the rock daddies. tell dad how much you love him, a perfect greetings card message, background radio, tv or film, party or dance, family occasion, on the beach, playing in the background. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
This is a kids Halloween humorous song that young children can sing to. Contains funny voice-overs of Skeletons, Mummies, Witches and Vampires. Sung by a 10-year-old, this song is surprisingly entertaining for the Hallow's Eve Festivities. Great for schools and classroom music and movement. Childrens Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Acoustic pop rock, Could be comedy spoof about guys opening wallets for pretty girls. Later revealed he's singing about inside beauty.
For indie film or comedy. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
For Broadway, baby! or film like Sex in City. Spoof on relationship, still trying when you get up in numbers. Not age. Amount of relationships! For those married several times, yet still believe. Originally written for Debbie Reynolds.
Also for film comedy. Performed by Judy Fay comedianne wife, Female Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Broadway feel good number.
Funny take at being married as opposed to single. Grass is always greener for this gal who can't get it right in either position. Performed by Comic Judy Faye (formerly married, lol, to comedienne Joey Faye), Female Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
R&b spoof on mischievous home improvement men or salesmen. For humorous situation like GlenGary Glen Ross, reality show or comedy. Used as pilot for hysterical reality show. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Humorous number about a shop-a-holic who buys so much, she has to go back and return it next day (after she's worn it, of course)
Vocal by Judy Faye, (husband late great comedienne Joey Faye), Female Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
A reggae-laced trip into a land of things that creep in the night! Solid bass, drums and percussion lay the foundation for a trippy spoken lead (think Shatner does spoken word Reggae) with a trombone solo that's been drinking from the same tainted water as the "singer". Truly a unique piece! Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
This Cool Blues/Smooth Jazz number was oringonally recorded for and aired on a Cable Shopping Show titled Hollywood Treasures which then inspired our Artist/Producer to complete a 14 songs compilation in the same veign.
C'mon C'mon beckons us to live a little. Treat ourself to something nice tod, Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
A sultry Woman brings heat to any situation! A Sexy Male Vocal and great movement. This track is in the Kansas City Blues/Swing Style reminiscent of Count Basie, with a great groove and killer swing! Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
The ULTIMATE Annoying Ringtone. Contains bagpipes, banjo, accordion, slide whistle, kazoo. Be the life of the party - or shunned by society (which ever comes first). Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Fun vocal electronic indie pop song for children about cookies. Ala Yo Gabba Gabba, Mark Mothersbaugh, The Postal Service, Stereolab, Paper Plane Pilot, The Ting Tings. Great for children's TV, advertising. Male and child vocal. Mixed Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
A funny narration with a music background using banjo, guitar, piano, and bass. Novelty, humorous, different with a narration with a good solid music background. Spoken Word, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Sassy comedy novelty song about menopause -- with sections that are rappish, country westernish, madrigalish and rockish. 3-part harmonies by Vicki Hannah Lein, Barbara Case & Suz Doyle. A fun romp! Female Rap & Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Sultry jazz lounge ballad about Soylent Green. Spoken Cagney-esque patter by J. C Jarvis, with Female vocals, piano, bass. Suzannah Doyle Music, Mixed Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
That's not rain, Dad's washing the Chevy in heaven - a humorous parody of the mournful "angel" songs about the dear departed watching over the family left behind. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
using the music from Hank Williams Jambalaya - it's a song that allows us to list the reasons why we want King George II to be replaced. Female Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
funny song about a kid getting head lice. Parents have to go pick up kid at school and deal with eradication. Dramatic, comical presentation. Female Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
The ultimate Party/Drinking song.. a (non) Cerebral Polka!
Tired of the old routine? Let's let it ALL go!
Tavern scenes, drunken debautchery, disorderly dancing Accordion, tuba, male vocals.
This Polka is destined to become a classic! Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Love song parody, heart-broken musician grieves over his sad history with inept drummers and imagines ‘The drummer of my dreams. “He won’t be hostile, He won’t take drugs. He won’t drop cigarette butts on my rugs”
’ Male voice and piano. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Sassy mid-tempo rocker with flirting male and female counterparts. He entices in clever puns, she resists until the end duet. Clean lyrics full of double-entendres. Fun, playful syntheizers, clean but sexy, compelling groove. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Comfortable country song about simple pleasures, eating Mama’s red beans for dinner. Little boy’s viewpoint. Loving, farm family scene, typical kid drama between siblings, fun, sweet. Snappy electric guitar lead, solo male vocal, female backup vocals, folk guitar. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Silly novelty song about a trip to the landfill with varying vocal styles, starts out with a slight whispering sound, then goes into full vocal mode. Story involves around a minor protest the singer hopes to turn into a major news media event. Musically adventurous, varying instruments and styles. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Hilarious, tongue-in-cheek Cabaret song warning about the need for "protection". Very much in the style of the famous "Jonathan and Darlene" comedy albums recorded by Jo Stafford and Paul Weston in the 1960s. Female Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
You know the guy you can’t get rid of? Who won’t take a hint? Darkly humorous, Gladstone’s acerbic wit reveals what it feels like to be unwanted, disrespected, and left out. “Adhesive Steve, the guest who wouldn’t leave” is a character everyone recognizes, feels sorry for, and tries to avoid being. Mixed Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
A swooning love song in praise of the Grapefuit, ‘the perfect golden jewel, succulent and cool wakens to your fond caress’. Sung by master parodist Neal Gladstone with female background vocal harmonies. Clever lyrics add faux reverence to the absurd rhapsody. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Delicate, lilting female vocal, in the "style" of Karen Carpenter. Warm and nostalgic remembrance of long ago friendships and longing for renewal. Female Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
A pseudo-tragic lament about losing one’s hair by master parodist Neal Gladstone. Confessing his neglect, he begs his vanishing hair to return, promising “if you’ll forgive me and come back to stay, I’ll brush you and stroke you til you’re old and gray.” Hilarious and moving at the same time! Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
With fun, humorous lyrics set to the tune of Amazing Grace, this song is a vent about the trials and tribulations of teaching sarcastic adolescent boys. Female Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
I’m an expert at finding humor and grit for tough times. “Ode to Blindness” chronicles some true stories of what has happened to me since I lost my central vision in 1994. An example line: “Don’t pat the butt of the man standing next to you unless you’re sure that he’s your mate.”, Female Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
I wrote this parody of "I Feel Pretty" when I turned fifty. It celebrates aging, learning and loving ourselves more, and friskiness! Female Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
We may never know why the subject of "Walking After Midnight" was missing her mate, but "Walking with My Colon" won't leave out a single gory detail! Female Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
An entertaining song with advice for men: what to say to those ridiculous questions from your loved one like "Does this dress make me look fat?" Female Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
The first part of this song is full of enthusiastic plans for achieving Gwyneth Paltrow's look - but then the real message of self-love sinks in... Female Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Diet protest song. The greatest power one individual can have over another is the authority to tell them what they can, or cannot, eat. Politically incorrect. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Novelty Songs
Blues style spoof with clever political lyrics. Tough, self-centered canine brags he’s the neighborhood stud, an American Dawg. Male lead, female backup vocals. “The neighborhood ladies, they know what I got. My nose may be cold but my blood is hot.”, Mixed Vocals, Comedy Music, Novelty Songs
This is not a SQUARE DANCE. It's a song ABOUT square dance. Taking the ukulele into totally new places, this is about an Australian square dance in the 1970's, but will translate to American too. Film and TV documentaries and history definitely. Advertising? Be creative! ! Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Novelty Songs
Raucous bold fast and furious dance song with a truly funny lyric and happy hardcore groove. This energized vocal track definitely does not play it safe and has that rare quality of putting a smile on anyones face. Jonathan Morning is a well respected DJ with many credits.. This one is fun! Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Novelty Songs
Something different & fun, baby singing im tired of being two, great for family fun, and lot more projects. Childrens Vocals, Comedy Music, Novelty Songs
Spoken Word about Marijuana laws, Drug war, Narration, A funny narration, Novelty, humorous, different with a narration with a good solid music background. erfect for Film, TV, Videogames, Web, Mobile Apps, Radio, Presentations, Spoken Word, Comedy Music, Novelty Songs
This pack contains 5 great comedy pop songs. Groovy beats, funny melodies, with some Beck style vocals. This is perfect for comedy, 20-something club scene, TV, Film, Indie or Documentary. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Rock
You Got It That's Right perfect for comedy - accompany self confident geek on his/her way macho image suitable for broadcast 70's funk rock sound guitar corny sounding comical happy fun confident in a goofy way picture Woody Harrelson in King Pin - out of touch funny, Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Rock
A catchy, quirky, musical satire about consumerism. The lyrics read like one long commercial. Honky tonk piano & slide acoustic guitar add a hint of bluegrass / bar room jazz. And the low gravelly male vocal give the whole song a feel of Tom Waits doing country and western. Would make a great video. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Rock
A hilarious high energy punk rock song about a kid who loves to eat. Sure to crack the kids up with its adolescent lyrics. Upbeat, fun, and clean. Would work excellent for any eating, gorging scenes like a food fight, pie eating contest, or hot dog eating contest. R. E. M. soundalike. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Reggae and Ska
A UKULELE REGGAE. Caribbean party music for colourful beach scenes or advertising Rum or clothing or any paraphernalia associated with beach side, pirates, palm trees, tropical fruit drinks, Caribbean Airlines. A "singable" song that lends itself to repeat adverts. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Reggae and Ska
Hysterically,funny song featuring a male vocal, a comic Johnny Cash. If you like the Blue Collar Comedians, you'll like this song! Winner in Broadjam's funny song contest! Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comic Song
Funny song about aliens, alienation, and tolerance. Lugubriously sung, it tells of disappointed with Twitter and Facebook and going of into space to find new friends. Then describes all the different types found. The backing is a simple gypsy guitar waltz. Ideal for comedy, kids, ads, shlock horror. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comic Song
The IRS, under our U. S. Constitution, cannot legally require information on 1040 returns from individuals. That is why the IRS continually refers to the income tax as "voluntary". There is no statute that makes a person liable or responsible to pay the income tax either... Do some research... Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comic Song
This singer-guitarist would like to yodel like his uncle. His uncle Sid shows him how it's done but gets a little too enthusiastic! This is a fun song, well performed on guitar with vocal and of course the Uncle Sid yodel ! Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comic Song
A smoldering, jazzy look at the ways we can judge ourselves and others. An anthem of self-love - say goodbye to perfectionism! Female Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Jazz
A UKULELE BASED "ANTHEM TO SLEEP" - to bedding, beds, pillows, dreams, astral travel. Also a tune for the end of a night, party close, cleaning up, going home and finally getting into bed. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Jazz
A vaudevillian style of comic romance written as a UKULELE theme. Could have been anywhere from 1920's to today. Instrumentally, it's a touch country; very bright and cheerful; a little zany and great for advertising socks or car insurance! Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Jazz
