The tabloids say that she ran from the limo
The tabloids say she was in fear for her life
But that’s all bull, she had nothing to fear
No one saw a gun and no one saw a knife.

CH: Sources familiar with the couple say
She’s got no visible injuries
Bought a great big diamond from Cartier (no visible injuries) 
A star attorney who used to be her lover (no visible injuries)
Samoan bodyguard whose working undercover
But no visible injuries

The tabloids say it was a lover’s quarrel
The tabloids say they need some quality time
They’ve got a big new deal with a record label
Studios booked, money’s on the line.

Sources familiar with the couple say:
They’ve got no visible injuries
Just some star tattoos in private places (no visible injuries)
A mansion in Cannes, its their love oasis (no visible injuries)
Got a brand new agent on a full-time basis 
But no visible injuries

The tweets all said, their loves irreconcilable
They look like gods, their beauty undeniable
Those tweets are wrong, just not believeable
That they’re apart, totally inconceiveable
They’re flyin’ in together, yea, yea
Receive their award together, yea, yea
The flight was long, her face was covered, yea, yea

CH: Sources familiar with the couple say
She’s got no visible injuries
Bought a great big diamond from Cartier (no visible injuries)
A star attorney who used to be her lover (no visible injuries)
Samoan bodyguard whose working undercover
But no visible injuries.  No visible injuries.