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Too Kool for Skool
By: Ivan Anchant

A catchy, quirky, musical satire about consumerism. The lyrics read like one long commercial. Honky tonk piano & slide acoustic guitar add a hint of bluegrass / bar room jazz. And the low gravelly male vocal give the whole song a feel of Tom Waits doing country and western. Would make a great video.

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TOO KOOL FOR SKOOL   (by Ivan Anchant )  Year: 2012
Ivan Anchant A catchy, quirky, musical satire about consumerism. The lyrics read like one long commercial. Honky tonk piano & slide acoustic guitar add a hint of bluegrass / bar room jazz. And the low gravelly male vocal give the whole song a feel of Tom Waits doing country and western. Would make a great video. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Rock
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
Full Track - Comedy, Comedy Rock
519094 3:10 Med Slow 102   

Track Summary
Music Track Title: Too Kool for Skool
Catalog ID: 519094  ISRC: US5UL1206757
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Description: A catchy, quirky, musical satire about consumerism. The lyrics read like one long commercial. Honky tonk piano & slide acoustic guitar add a hint of bluegrass / bar room jazz. And the low gravelly male vocal give the whole song a feel of Tom Waits doing country and western. Would make a great video.

Artist or Group: Ivan Anchant

Keywords: making money banks bonuses economy advertising PR get rich quick pyramid scheme chain emails lottery corporate commercialism bankers marketing

Music Genre > Sub-genre
    Comedy Music
       Comedy Rock
Extended Properties
  Duration: 3:10   Tempo: Med Slow   BPM: 102
   Arrangement: Band / Ensemble
   Instruments: Dobro, Drum Kit, Drum Machine, Piano, Sampler, Slide Guitar, Synthesizer, Double Bass, Vocals
   Vocal Mix: Male Vocals
   Language: English
Moods: Buoyant, Carefree, Cheeky, Cool, Crazy, Energetic, Funky, Groovy, Intelligent, Jangly, Jolly, Lively, Menacing, Mischievous, Playful, Quirky, Retro, Rhythmic, Street-Smart, Swaggering

Styles: Bluesy, Cartoon, Club / Bar / Lounge, Comedy / Dark Humor, Corporate, Film Noir, Honky Tonk, Infomercial, Jazzy, Section / Credits

Lyrical Topics: Comedy, Money, Society, Wealth, Fame


Lyrics
Too cool for school I'm just the latest thing
A revolutionary medicine
I'll kick the ass of any mobile phone
I'll save you money and I'll heat your home, baby

Too cool for school I'm just the latest craze
I lead the fashion and I'm all the rage
You just can't help yourself, you've got to buy
Just taste my coffee and you'll soon see why

I take plastic, I take cash
But with my system you'll make it all back
Like Solo to Leia before they were in union
I ain't in it for your revolution 

Cos I'm too cool for school, you know it could be you
Just get a lottery ticket or two
This latest formula is new and improved
Make sure you get what's coming to you

My latest connection runs like a dream
Download this album at a super high speed
Nothing to pay until next December
An offer exclusive to our valuable members

Cos I'm too cool for school, you are the chosen few
You've been invited and you're pre-approved
Just send this email to everyone on your list
An opportunity you just can't miss

You got my quote, stop fooling around
You wanna make money, better come on down
I'll pay all your bills, even cook your breakfast
I'll even pay off all your debt collectors

Cos I'm too cool for school, one and one makes three
Just drink this shake if you wanna look like me
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