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Grapefruit in Your Life
By: Neal Gladstone

A swooning love song in praise of the Grapefuit, ‘the perfect golden jewel, succulent and cool wakens to your fond caress’. Sung by master parodist Neal Gladstone with female background vocal harmonies. Clever lyrics add faux reverence to the absurd rhapsody.

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GRAPEFRUIT IN YOUR LIFE   (by Neal Gladstone )  Year: 1990
Neal Gladstone A swooning love song in praise of the Grapefuit, ‘the perfect golden jewel, succulent and cool wakens to your fond caress’. Sung by master parodist Neal Gladstone with female background vocal harmonies. Clever lyrics add faux reverence to the absurd rhapsody. Male Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
- Comedy, Comedy Music  
314146 3:57 Slow 75   

Track Summary
Music Track Title: Grapefruit in Your Life
Catalog ID: 314146  ISRC: US5UL0759977
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Description: A swooning love song in praise of the Grapefuit, ‘the perfect golden jewel, succulent and cool wakens to your fond caress’. Sung by master parodist Neal Gladstone with female background vocal harmonies. Clever lyrics add faux reverence to the absurd rhapsody.

Artist or Group: Neal Gladstone

Keywords: Comedy Humor Fruit Food Fetish Citrus Foodie Satire Breakfast Celebration Ordinary Pleasures Delight Taste Healthy Eating Sexual Innuendo Double Entendre

Music Genre > Sub-genre
    Comedy Music
       Comedy music (pending categorization)
Extended Properties
  Duration: 3:57   Tempo: Slow   BPM: 75
   Arrangement: Trio
   Instruments: Piano, Vocals, Alto Voice, Baritone Voice
   Vocal Mix: Male Vocals
   Language: English
Album: An American Dawg
Use Restrictions: Use in pornographic, x-rated, sexually stimulating or similar productions prohibited
Use in products or commercial advocating or advertising use of illegal drugs or tobacco prohibited
Use in satan-worship, devil worship, anti-religion or similar extreme productions prohibited
Use in products or productions advocating racial, sexual or similar discrimination or bias prohibited
Use in productions featuring violence, gore, torture or similar mayhem prohibited


Moods: Alluring, Anticipating, Caring, Celebratory, Delighted, Dramatic, Ecstatic, Festive, Flirtatious, Glorious, Heartwarming, Inspiring, Joyful, Moving, Passionate, Reverent, Risque, Schmaltzy, Surprising, Thankful

Styles: Ballad, Broadway & Theatre, Club / Bar / Lounge, Comedy, Drama / 30-Something, Kitsch, Nature, Road Trip, Romantic Passion, Vaudeville

Lyrical Topics: Comedy, Food / Drink, Morning, Lust, Affection


Lyrics
(Rubato Verse)
The world can be a bitter place
When trouble's on your stair.
But keep one thing in mind, my friend,
And you need not despair.

Song:
When there's a grapefruit in your life,
Every morning is a treasure.
When you stumble from your bed,
Your eyes are slits of red
And your tongue tastes like a tire....

When you open up the door
Of your frost-free Calvinator,
There's a gleaming, yellow sphere right behind the beer,
Caste aside your cares and strife.
There's a grapefruit in your life.

When there's a grapefruit on your plate,
You tremble with anticipation.
When a perfect, golden jewel, 
Succulent and cool wakens to your fond caress...

When you pierce the blushing skin,
Juices flow in all directions.
Slice a tender ruby wedge with your cool, serrated edge.
Bow your head and celebrate.
There's a grapefruit on your plate.

I have known life's greatest pleasures:
Rembrandt, Keats and Mahler.
But how can Keats compete with the     [pronounce with long e]
At three pounds for a dollar?

When there's a grapefruit in your mouth,
You can scarce believe you're mortal.
Every tender bite you choose
Spreads a sweet and fruity goo over every tooth and gum...

And your taste buds burst with song
In a fructose exaltation.
Let us bid a fond salute to the nobel, citrus fruit.
Thank your grocer, thank the South.
There's a grapefruit in your mouth. 
Extended Keywords: foodies parody love song Randy Newman choral parody passion passionate funny adoration of citrus fruit God’s bounty nature’s gifts Tom Lehrer morning wedge juices grapefruit appreciation eat fruit healthy eating lifestyle



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