A swooning love song in praise of the Grapefuit, ‘the perfect golden jewel, succulent and cool wakens to your fond caress’. Sung by master parodist Neal Gladstone with female background vocal harmonies. Clever lyrics add faux reverence to the absurd rhapsody. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Track Summary Music Track Title: Grapefruit in Your Life Catalog ID: 314146 ISRC: US5UL0759977
Description: A swooning love song in praise of the Grapefuit, ‘the perfect golden jewel, succulent and cool wakens to your fond caress’. Sung by master parodist Neal Gladstone with female background vocal harmonies. Clever lyrics add faux reverence to the absurd rhapsody.
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Arrangement: Trio Instruments: Piano, Vocals, Alto Voice, Baritone Voice Vocal Mix: Male Vocals Language: English
Album: An American Dawg
Use Restrictions: Use in pornographic, x-rated, sexually stimulating or similar productions prohibited Use in products or commercial advocating or advertising use of illegal drugs or tobacco prohibited Use in satan-worship, devil worship, anti-religion or similar extreme productions prohibited Use in products or productions advocating racial, sexual or similar discrimination or bias prohibited Use in productions featuring violence, gore, torture or similar mayhem prohibited
(Rubato Verse) The world can be a bitter place When trouble's on your stair. But keep one thing in mind, my friend, And you need not despair.
Song: When there's a grapefruit in your life, Every morning is a treasure. When you stumble from your bed, Your eyes are slits of red And your tongue tastes like a tire....
When you open up the door Of your frost-free Calvinator, There's a gleaming, yellow sphere right behind the beer, Caste aside your cares and strife. There's a grapefruit in your life.
When there's a grapefruit on your plate, You tremble with anticipation. When a perfect, golden jewel, Succulent and cool wakens to your fond caress...
When you pierce the blushing skin, Juices flow in all directions. Slice a tender ruby wedge with your cool, serrated edge. Bow your head and celebrate. There's a grapefruit on your plate.
I have known life's greatest pleasures: Rembrandt, Keats and Mahler. But how can Keats compete with the [pronounce with long e] At three pounds for a dollar?
When there's a grapefruit in your mouth, You can scarce believe you're mortal. Every tender bite you choose Spreads a sweet and fruity goo over every tooth and gum...
And your taste buds burst with song In a fructose exaltation. Let us bid a fond salute to the nobel, citrus fruit. Thank your grocer, thank the South. There's a grapefruit in your mouth.
Extended Keywords: foodies parody love song Randy Newman choral parody passion passionate funny adoration of citrus fruit God’s bounty nature’s gifts Tom Lehrer morning wedge juices grapefruit appreciation eat fruit healthy eating lifestyle