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Little Piece of Plastic
By: Neal Gladstone

Hilarious, tongue-in-cheek Cabaret song warning about the need for "protection". Very much in the style of the famous "Jonathan and Darlene" comedy albums recorded by Jo Stafford and Paul Weston in the 1960s.

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LITTLE PIECE OF PLASTIC   (by Neal Gladstone )  Year: 2009
Neal Gladstone Hilarious, tongue-in-cheek Cabaret song warning about the need for "protection". Very much in the style of the famous "Jonathan and Darlene" comedy albums recorded by Jo Stafford and Paul Weston in the 1960s. Female Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Music (pending categorization)
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Preview Track
Full Track - Comedy, Comedy Music  
314147 4:03 Mixed   

Track Summary
Music Track Title: Little Piece of Plastic
Catalog ID: 314147  ISRC: US5UL0759978
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Description: Hilarious, tongue-in-cheek Cabaret song warning about the need for "protection". Very much in the style of the famous "Jonathan and Darlene" comedy albums recorded by Jo Stafford and Paul Weston in the 1960s.

Artist or Group: Neal Gladstone

Keywords: Cabaret, Fun, Funny, Parody, Humorous, Theater

Music Genre > Sub-genre
    Comedy Music
       Comedy music (pending categorization)
Extended Properties
  Duration: 4:03   Tempo: Mixed
   Arrangement: Duo / Duet
   Instruments: Piano
   Vocal Mix: Female Vocals
   Language: English
Album: Odd Penny
Use Restrictions: Use in pornographic, x-rated, sexually stimulating or similar productions prohibited
Use in products or commercial advocating or advertising use of illegal drugs or tobacco prohibited
Use in satan-worship, devil worship, anti-religion or similar extreme productions prohibited
Use in products or productions advocating racial, sexual or similar discrimination or bias prohibited
Use in productions featuring violence, gore, torture or similar mayhem prohibited


Moods: Campy, Cheeky, Delighted, Fun, Funny, Playful, Schmaltzy, Silly

Styles: Broadway & Theatre, Comedy, Comedy / Family, Family / Teen, Film Vocal, Indie, Romantic Comedy, School / Education, TV Vocal


Lyrics
(Rubato verse)
A fair and charming stranger passes by
And sets your heart a flutter with a passion
But before you choose to give new love a try,
Let me offer just this word about protection.

(Chorus)
Gleefully we greet the season
Of Mother Nature's joyful dance.
Every beasty, bird and flower
Is preparing for romance.

You and I are no exception.
We must heed love's ancient call.
But when you get the tingle and feel the need to mingle,
There's something I would like to recommend:
A little piece of plastic on the end.

Verses:
When you meet that special someone,
It may take you by surprise.
Rising out of conversation
Or a twinkle in the eyes.

Soon you sense your fondness growing,
And you feel your heart on fire.
But if the one you fancy appears a little chancy,
There's one precaution that you should extend:
A little piece of plastic on the end.

God has made you fit and fertile.
God have given you the need.
Never doubt the huge potential
And that frisky, little seed.

Choose from many shapes and colors,
Mountainous to micro size.
Buy a present for your neighbor
In a shade to match his ties.

Or a playful party favor
That your guests will long enjoy.
And for a stunning innovation in household decoration,
Blow some up and hang them in your den.
A little piece of plastic on the end.

In a risky situation, 
Stand courageous. Do not bend.
You can rise to the occasion,
If you put your faith into your little rubber friend.

(Repeat chorus)


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