A comedy song about getting older, no longer being "handsome" or "beautiful", having sagging skin, going bald, liver spots, etc. Light and folksy, featuring satisfied acoustic guitar and comedic vocals that create a gentle, happy mood. Male Vocals, Country, Country Ballads
Track Summary Music Track Title: Ain't Pretty Being Easy Catalog ID: 345393 ISRC: US5UL0901732
Description: A comedy song about getting older, no longer being "handsome" or "beautiful", having sagging skin, going bald, liver spots, etc. Light and folksy, featuring satisfied acoustic guitar and comedic vocals that create a gentle, happy mood.
Social Media Link: http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/archive/Country/Country-Ballads/Aint-Pretty-Being-Easy/345393
Extended Properties Duration: 4:09
Tempo: Med Slow
Arrangement: Band / Ensemble Instruments: Guitar, Contra-bass, Piano Vocal Mix: Male Vocals Language: English
Use Restrictions: Use in pornographic, x-rated, sexually stimulating or similar productions prohibited Use in products or commercial advocating or advertising use of illegal drugs or tobacco prohibited Use in religious-themed products, commercials or productions advocating for religion prohibited Use in satan-worship, devil worship, anti-religion or similar extreme productions prohibited Use in products or productions advocating racial, sexual or similar discrimination or bias prohibited Use in productions featuring violence, gore, torture or similar mayhem prohibited
Styles: Club / Bar / Lounge, Comedy, Comedy / Dark Humor, Comedy / Family, Entertainment, Film Vocal, News / Investigative, Section / Credits, Sidewalk Café, TV Vocal
Lyrical Topics: Age, Comedy, Men / Man, Old, Women / Woman
Ain't Pretty Being Easy - by Roger Lehman
A few decades ago, When I was young and Handsome, My Grandpa was an elderly man, And of course I was his grandson, I remember how gross I thought it was, to see old men in shorts and tank tops, It seemed that some things should be seen in public, and other things should not,
Why would they run around looking this way, Varicouse veins and saggy skin, They had all that stuff just hangin' out, Warts and liver spots on exposed limbs, But what I failed to realize, With my hard body and my golden hair, Is that these guys had one up on me, because they no longer even cared,
Time has passed, and I have become, one of these old men I used to wonder about, I walk around all day in comfort, with all kinds of gross stuff hanging out, I guess I finally understand, what perplexed me for so many years, When you reach a certain age, you just don't care and you have no fear,
So for any of you youngsters out there, Wondering like I used to do, Don't waste your time thinking about it, You'll understand in a decade or two, The next time you see one of us casual geezers, And it makes you feel a bit queezy, That's 'cause for you it ain't easy being pretty, And for us it ain't pretty being easy.