Are we falling apart, love is it safe to say?
I think you’re leaving?
How observant of you, well what gave it away?
I’ve changed my feelings
I just don’t know who I belong to now
I’m not your mum sunshine, I’m walking out
 And I don’t want your love

This is all very well, but you’re bringing me down
I thought we had something like love
Didn’t we?  It was meant to be ours
Something like love
I feel as though
I’m not your mum
I just don’t know who I belong to
Like I want to
Something like love could have been so good

I was trying to change, I was desperate to make
A life worth sharing
Haven’t you finished yet? Love you bore me to death
I’m just past caring
I’ll be taking the car
You can keep your guitar
I’m sick of Wonderwall
Well your mum is a slag
You’re turning into your dad
And he’s fat and bald
You wouldn’t try that new thing in the sack
You fell asleep before we got to that
Well I was finished

This is all very well, but you’re bringing me down
I thought we had something like love
Didn’t we?  It was meant to be ours
Something like love
I feel as though
That car is mine
I just don’t know who I belong to
Like I want to
Something like love could have been so good

So get your boots on honey
Oh don’t call me that
You like to spend my money
You ain’t making enough to get me back

This is all very well, but you’re bringing me down
I thought we had something like love
Didn’t we?  It was meant to be ours
Something like love
This is all very well, but you’re bringing me down
I thought we had something like love 
Lost in a memory,  It was meant to be ours
Something like love
I feel as though
This is the end
I just don’t know who I belong to
It’s over now
Like I want to
Something like love…

Ad libs:
Your jokes all suck
Least someone does
Your bags are packed
Your mum is fat
I’m walking out
Who’ll feed the cat?
You’ve got big bones
Your hair is thin
You’ve clapped on weight
You’ve fifteen chins