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WANDA THE WIPER - (by Kate Carpenter)  Year: 2004
Kate Carpenter If you are looking for a comical restaurant scene track, meet Wanda the Wiper, an obsessive compulsive wiping waitress whose dedication to cleanliness will have the audience howling. Expertly produced with female vocals, impeccable harmonies, killer harmonica tracks, bass and guitar. Very southern! Mixed Vocals, Folk, Folk Pop
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Folk, Folk Pop
557587 4:57 Fast 169   


Track Summary
Music Track Title: Wanda the Wiper
Catalog ID: 557587  ISRC: US5UL1241112
Description: If you are looking for a comical restaurant scene track, meet Wanda the Wiper, an obsessive compulsive wiping waitress whose dedication to cleanliness will have the audience howling. Expertly produced with female vocals, impeccable harmonies, killer harmonica tracks, bass and guitar. Very southern!

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Artist or Group: Kate Carpenter

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Keywords: diner youtube video Jesup Georgia GA June 2004 singing hard driving hungry traveler mom and pop joint table menu server spotless clean fried green tomatoes

Music Genre > Sub-genre
    Folk Music
       Folk Pop
Extended Properties
  Duration: 4:57   Tempo: Fast   BPM: 169
   Arrangement: Trio
   Instruments: Guitar, Drums, Bass, Harmonica, Mezzo Soprano Voice, Soprano Voice, Tenor Voice
   Vocal Mix: Mixed Vocals
   Language: English
Album: NanaTunes
Use Restrictions: Use in pornographic, x-rated, sexually stimulating or similar productions prohibited
Use in products or commercial advocating or advertising use of illegal drugs or tobacco prohibited
Use in satan-worship, devil worship, anti-religion or similar extreme productions prohibited
Use in products or productions advocating racial, sexual or similar discrimination or bias prohibited
Use in productions featuring violence, gore, torture or similar mayhem prohibited


Moods: Animated, Bouncy, Cheeky, Crazy, Dramatic, Fast, Fresh, Fun, Funny, Happy, Lively, Obsessive, Outgoing, Playful, Pulsating, Quirky, Rousing, Soulful, Spirited, Swinging

Styles: 2000s (Y2K+), Bluesy, Comedy / Family, Drama / Mature, Entertainment, Family / After School, Film Vocal, Restaurant, Road Trip, Sidewalk Café

Regions: USA

Lyrical Topics: Car / Cars, Comedy, Food / Drink, Travel, Blues

Lyrics
I passed through Jesup, Georgia in June, 2004.
All that singing and hard drivin' made my tummy roar.
I stopped at the local diner, stepped up to the door,
I picked out the perfect table, and walked across the spotless floor.

Fried green tomatoes, and sweet potato souffle
Along comes my waitress to pass the time of day.
But she's got ulterior motives. She don't just wanna converse.
She's wiping the stuff on my table, lookin' for a speck of dirt.

CHORUS: She's Wanda the Wiper, quick with a flick of her hand
She's Wanda the Wiper, armed against the germs of man.
She's Wanda the Wiper. Oooooo so spick and span
She'd wipa wipa wipe-away your sins if she could,
But she can't.

My table was gleaming, but she wiped it anyway.
Shined the salt and pepper shakers, and then like a ricochet (boop boop)
She wiped down the catsup, and the bottled barbecue.
Good thing I didn't have a runny nose, cuz she prob'ly woulda wiped that too.

"Obsessive-compulsive", that's what the doctor said.
She just cannot help it. It's deep inside her head.
She's gotta personal vendetta. After all, what could it hurt?
She's gotta to make this world a cleaner place, and her enemy is dirt.

Now I'm headin' homeward. Just look at the dash of my car.
I wonder when I last wiped it? Can't remember back that far.
I'd better go back and see Wanda. Dust mites and mold, beware!
She's the Queen of Antibacteria. So you all oughta be scared.

LAST CHORUS: She's Wanda the Wiper, quick with a flick of her hand
She's Wanda the Wiper, armed against the germs of man.
She's Wanda the Wiper. Dust Mites and Mold, Beware!
She's the Queen of Antibacteria, the Queen of Antibacteria!
The Queen of Antibacteria. And you all oughta be, you all oughta be
You all oughta be scared! Wanda the Wiper!
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