If you are looking for a comical restaurant scene track, meet Wanda the Wiper, an obsessive compulsive wiping waitress whose dedication to cleanliness will have the audience howling. Expertly produced with female vocals, impeccable harmonies, killer harmonica tracks, bass and guitar. Very southern! Mixed Vocals, Folk, Folk Pop
Track Summary Music Track Title: Wanda the Wiper Catalog ID: 557587 ISRC: US5UL1241112
Description: If you are looking for a comical restaurant scene track, meet Wanda the Wiper, an obsessive compulsive wiping waitress whose dedication to cleanliness will have the audience howling. Expertly produced with female vocals, impeccable harmonies, killer harmonica tracks, bass and guitar. Very southern!
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Extended Properties Duration: 4:57
Arrangement: Trio Instruments: Guitar, Drums, Bass, Harmonica, Mezzo Soprano Voice, Soprano Voice, Tenor Voice Vocal Mix: Mixed Vocals Language: English
Use Restrictions: Use in pornographic, x-rated, sexually stimulating or similar productions prohibited Use in products or commercial advocating or advertising use of illegal drugs or tobacco prohibited Use in satan-worship, devil worship, anti-religion or similar extreme productions prohibited Use in products or productions advocating racial, sexual or similar discrimination or bias prohibited Use in productions featuring violence, gore, torture or similar mayhem prohibited
Styles: 2000s (Y2K+), Bluesy, Comedy / Family, Drama / Mature, Entertainment, Family / After School, Film Vocal, Restaurant, Road Trip, Sidewalk Café
Lyrical Topics: Car / Cars, Comedy, Food / Drink, Travel, Blues
I passed through Jesup, Georgia in June, 2004. All that singing and hard drivin' made my tummy roar. I stopped at the local diner, stepped up to the door, I picked out the perfect table, and walked across the spotless floor.
Fried green tomatoes, and sweet potato souffle Along comes my waitress to pass the time of day. But she's got ulterior motives. She don't just wanna converse. She's wiping the stuff on my table, lookin' for a speck of dirt.
CHORUS: She's Wanda the Wiper, quick with a flick of her hand She's Wanda the Wiper, armed against the germs of man. She's Wanda the Wiper. Oooooo so spick and span She'd wipa wipa wipe-away your sins if she could, But she can't.
My table was gleaming, but she wiped it anyway. Shined the salt and pepper shakers, and then like a ricochet (boop boop) She wiped down the catsup, and the bottled barbecue. Good thing I didn't have a runny nose, cuz she prob'ly woulda wiped that too.
"Obsessive-compulsive", that's what the doctor said. She just cannot help it. It's deep inside her head. She's gotta personal vendetta. After all, what could it hurt? She's gotta to make this world a cleaner place, and her enemy is dirt.
Now I'm headin' homeward. Just look at the dash of my car. I wonder when I last wiped it? Can't remember back that far. I'd better go back and see Wanda. Dust mites and mold, beware! She's the Queen of Antibacteria. So you all oughta be scared.
LAST CHORUS: She's Wanda the Wiper, quick with a flick of her hand She's Wanda the Wiper, armed against the germs of man. She's Wanda the Wiper. Dust Mites and Mold, Beware! She's the Queen of Antibacteria, the Queen of Antibacteria! The Queen of Antibacteria. And you all oughta be, you all oughta be You all oughta be scared! Wanda the Wiper!
Extended Keywords: sweet potato souffle pass the time of day ulterior motives converse quick flick hand germs spick and span Spic & Span wipe away your sins gleaming shiny salt and pepper shakers ricochet catsup ketchup bottled barbecue runny nose doctor personal vendetta Enemy Dirt dashboard car dust mites mold beware queen of Antibacteria anti-bacterial hand sanitizer touring musician road trip family friendly wipe away your sins