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BUY THE BITCH A CADILLAC - (by Annie Moscow)  Year: 2000
Annie Moscow Sassy, nasty, humorous pop/ragtime woman's rant, "You can't treat me like this anymore because I'm not taking your little tokens in exchange for all I give to you." Great for a scene when a guilty man brings a woman a gift to cover up. Very funny song. Women love it. Theatrical, Broadway, Hollywood, Female Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Jazz
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Comedy Jazz
360870 2:07 Med Fast 130   


Track Summary
Music Track Title: Buy the Bitch a Cadillac
Catalog ID: 360870  ISRC: US5UL0916813
Description: Sassy, nasty, humorous pop/ragtime woman's rant, "You can't treat me like this anymore because I'm not taking your little tokens in exchange for all I give to you." Great for a scene when a guilty man brings a woman a gift to cover up. Very funny song. Women love it. Theatrical, Broadway, Hollywood

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Artist or Group: Annie Moscow

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Keywords: Sassy, Women, Bitch, Bribe, Cadillac, Car Song, Gifts, Dog Bone, Ragtime

Music Genre > Sub-genre
    Comedy Music
       Comedy Jazz
Extended Properties
  Duration: 2:07   Tempo: Med Fast   BPM: 130
   Arrangement: Band / Ensemble
   Instruments: Drums, Piano, Synthesizer, Tuba, Vocals
   Vocal Mix: Female Vocals
   Language: English
Album: Wolves At My Door
Moods: Angry, Animated, Bitchy, Bold, Campy, Confident, Confrontational, Energetic, Fiery, Funny, Gutsy, Mischievous, Playful, Rhythmic, Spirited

Styles: Broadway & Theatre, Comedy / Dark Humor, Comedy / Slapstick, Jazzy, Kitsch

Lyrical Topics: Apology, Cheating, Comedy, Relationships, Women / Woman

Lyrics
You think you’ve got the plan
You think you’ve got it made
You think that you're some royalty
Lounging in the shade
You sit there in your tiny bubble
The world is yours to use
Well throw me a piece of your holiness baby
And let me lick your shoes

Just Buy the Bitch a Cadillac
Give the dog a bone
Read the sign outside my door
This dog don't take no bones no more

Maybe I was innocent
Maybe I was dumb
Maybe I've done anything
Just to share your gum
But maybe I got smarter
And see you as you are
Well maybe I didn't know no better
But now it's gone too far - you can't just

Buy the Bitch a Cadillac
Give the dog a bone
Read the sign outside my door
This dog don't take no bones no more
(piano solo)

Buy the Bitch a Cadillac
Give the dog a bone
Read the sign outside my door
This dog don't take no bones no more

No bones - no charms - no kitty treats
I don't buy my dear
You show your hand and you play fair
Or I don't want you here
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