Sassy, nasty, humorous pop/ragtime woman's rant, "You can't treat me like this anymore because I'm not taking your little tokens in exchange for all I give to you." Great for a scene when a guilty man brings a woman a gift to cover up. Very funny song. Women love it. Theatrical, Broadway, Hollywood
Sassy, nasty, humorous pop/ragtime woman's rant, "You can't treat me like this anymore because I'm not taking your little tokens in exchange for all I give to you." Great for a scene when a guilty man brings a woman a gift to cover up. Very funny song. Women love it. Theatrical, Broadway, Hollywood, Female Vocals, Comedy Music, Comedy Jazz
Track Summary Music Track Title: Buy the Bitch a Cadillac Catalog ID: 360870
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Description: Sassy, nasty, humorous pop/ragtime woman's rant, "You can't treat me like this anymore because I'm not taking your little tokens in exchange for all I give to you." Great for a scene when a guilty man brings a woman a gift to cover up. Very funny song. Women love it. Theatrical, Broadway, Hollywood
Lyrical Topics: Apology, Cheating, Comedy, Relationships, Women / Woman
Lyrics
You think you’ve got the plan
You think you’ve got it made
You think that you're some royalty
Lounging in the shade
You sit there in your tiny bubble
The world is yours to use
Well throw me a piece of your holiness baby
And let me lick your shoes
Just Buy the Bitch a Cadillac
Give the dog a bone
Read the sign outside my door
This dog don't take no bones no more
Maybe I was innocent
Maybe I was dumb
Maybe I've done anything
Just to share your gum
But maybe I got smarter
And see you as you are
Well maybe I didn't know no better
But now it's gone too far - you can't just
Buy the Bitch a Cadillac
Give the dog a bone
Read the sign outside my door
This dog don't take no bones no more
(piano solo)
Buy the Bitch a Cadillac
Give the dog a bone
Read the sign outside my door
This dog don't take no bones no more
No bones - no charms - no kitty treats
I don't buy my dear
You show your hand and you play fair
Or I don't want you here
