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THE PLAGUE (HEAD LICE) - (by Kate Carpenter)  Year: 1996
Kate Carpenter There probably aren't too many songs written about Head Lice, but here's one that encapsulates the whole horrid experience in a comical way. A parent gets the call from school, has to pick up the child and go through grueling treatment to rid their precious child of the pernicious pest. Frightful! Female Vocals, Comedy, Novelty Songs
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Novelty Songs
253347 2:39 Med Fast 135   


Track Summary
Music Track Title: The Plague (Head Lice)
Catalog ID: 253347  ISRC: US5UL0703970
Description: There probably aren't too many songs written about Head Lice, but here's one that encapsulates the whole horrid experience in a comical way. A parent gets the call from school, has to pick up the child and go through grueling treatment to rid their precious child of the pernicious pest. Frightful!

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Artist or Group: Kate Carpenter

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Keywords: Monster Haunting Children Siege Plague Doctor Nurse Contagion Head Check Pest Infestation Hair Nit-Picking Scratch itch nits RidX nightmare Addams Adams family

Music Genre > Sub-genre
    Comedy Music
       Novelty Songs
Extended Properties
  Duration: 2:39   Tempo: Med Fast   BPM: 135
   Arrangement: Band / Ensemble
   Instruments: Guitar, Vocals, Choir
   Vocal Mix: Female Vocals
   Language: English
Album: Porch Swing
Moods: Anguished, Anxious, Apprehensive, Climactic, Creepy, Dangerous, Dark, Defeated, Depressed, Disturbing, Dramatic, Eerie, Emotional, Freaky, Funny, Haunting, Menacing, Scared, Scary, Tragic

Styles: 1990s (Nineties), Broadway & Theatre, Drama / 20-Something, Entertainment, Family / After School, Family / Children, Film Vocal, Horror / General, Infomercial, TV Vocal

Lyrical Topics: Children, Sleeping, Suffering, Radio, America

Lyrics
I have a lot of courage; I know no fear.
But there’s a little monster haunting children every year.
You smile smugly, “Oh, it won’t come near me!”
But then you get the phone call, and you are under siege!

(Uh, Mrs. Robinson, your child has…)

Head lice! Head lice!
We found some on her head!
Head lice! Head lice!
And you know how they spread!
Come and get your daughter, waiting in the vestibule.
And when she passes head check, then she’ll return to school!

The plague has descended and it’s on you.
You call the doctor to find out what to do.
He doesn’t want to see her, and you are not surprised.
The nurse gives you a list of the things you’ve got to buy (to kill the)

Head lice! Head lice!
Teeny tiny pest!
Head lice! Head lice!
How could they infest
Your darling little daughter with her healthy head of hair?
So you fork out fifteen bucks and you hurry home from there.

Thirteen hours later, you fall into bed.
You’ve shampooed, nit-picked, sprayed, and you know the lice are dead.
But you cannot stop your scratching, and you still have the creeps
And you may not feel normal for several more weeks. (‘cause you’ve been through)

Head lice! Head lice!
Horrible nightmare!
Head lice! Head lice!
You dream they’re in YOUR hair!
As and you drift to sleep, you pray within your brain,
“Please, Lord, no more head lice! This really was a pain!



Extended Keywords: scary organ music spooky creepy creeps witch cackle pain misery childhood troubles RidLice LiceGuard ClearLice Licenex lice comb Nix Shampoo elementary school preschool blood-sucking parasites kill eradicate obliterate

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