This wacky and comedic Christmas song is a mildly racy portrait of a would-be office lothario who gets his comeuppance at the company holiday party. Features a fun and zany ensemble cast performance over a perky and quirky, goofy and groovy rhythm track. With sax, keys, guitar, bass, drums and SFX. Mixed Vocals, Christmas, Xmas Whimsical
Description: This wacky and comedic Christmas song is a mildly racy portrait of a would-be office lothario who gets his comeuppance at the company holiday party. Features a fun and zany ensemble cast performance over a perky and quirky, goofy and groovy rhythm track. With sax, keys, guitar, bass, drums and SFX.
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Extended Properties Duration: 3:13
Arrangement: Band / Ensemble Instruments: Drums, Bass, Electric Guitar, Organ, Piano, Vocals, Electronics, Tenor Saxophone Vocal Mix: Mixed Vocals Language: English
Album: Gridlock Christmas
Use Restrictions: Use in pornographic, x-rated, sexually stimulating or similar productions prohibited Use in products or productions advocating racial, sexual or similar discrimination or bias prohibited
I just hate these office parties, and I never get kissed. I know, I'll go stand over by the mistletoe, and I know one of those babes is gonna kiss me. Look, it's Betty from accounting, look at the bozzongas on her. She's coming closer, closer, come to papa baby... Oh shoot, she walked right on by me.
One of the longest enduring symbols of the holidays are mistletoe, whose botanical name is plantius kissius. The ancient Egyptians used the plant as a potion d'amore or love potion, 'til it was discovered to be a deadly poison.
Office girls (spoken):
Look over there by the mistletoe, see, it's Bob -- Oh no, just like last year, I don't know what his problem is What a dweeb, as if anyone would actually kiss him
I'm gonna get, a kiss I know, stationed here at the mistletoe All the girls, they can't resist, Looks like now, I'm gonna get kissed
The hallway just didn't work out, but there's more mistletoe over there by the food. It's gonna work this time, I just know it. There's JoAnne. She's not bad. I mean, I wouldn't kick her out from under the mistletoe. She's coming closer, I'll just pucker up, closer, closer... Oh, shoot, she walked right by me again.
Mistletoe was first brought to the Americas aboard the Mayflower in 14 hundred and 92. At the first Thanksgiving, the pilgrims tied some of the plant onto a kite and flew it high over the festivities, thus initiating centuries of goodwill between newcomers and their Native-American friends.
Office girls (spoken):
I'd like to get something to eat, but he just keeps standing there. How many bologna roll-ups has he eaten anyway? I don't know, how many were there? Everyone's gonna want to kiss Mr. Dogbreath now.
I'm gonna get, a kiss I know, standin' here by the mistletoe All the girls, they can't resist, Looks like now, I'm gonna get kissed
I've been standing under the mistletoe all night and not one single kiss. I mean the bologna roll-ups were good, but I think I'll just go home. Oh, get a load of this, it's Thomasina and some of her girlfriends from the loading dock. Hand me a harpoon. Wait they're coming this way, you don't think they're gonna...