IF THE SHOE DOESN’T FIT
					B. Gold/S.Verona 
								      
ONCE I WAS YOUNG
SINGLE AND DUMB
THOUGHT I WAS THE MARRYING KIND
I WANT TO CONFESS
I MADE SUCH A MESS
I MUST HAVE BEEN OUT OF MY MIND
SO IF THE SHOE DOESN’T FIT YA JUST DON’T WEAR IT
IF YOU FALL DOWN  IT’S STILL FINE
PICK YOURSELF UP
SMOOTH OUT THE LUMPS
NOW READY TO SCREW UP ONE MORE TIME

ONCE MORE I JUMPED IN
SURE THIS TIME I’D WIN
I’M A BIG SUCKER FOR STYLE
HE HAD SO MUCH CASH
FOR SURE IT WOULD LAST
THANK GOD, I COULD DANCE, SING AND SMILE

SO IF THE SHOE DOESN’T FIT YOU JUST DON’T WEAR IT
THAT’S WHAT RECEIPTS ARE HERE FOR 
IF YA DON’T LIKE THE FEEL - GET RID OF THE HEEL
KICK IT OFF THERE’S MORE AT THE STORE

ONCE IN A WHILE
YOU JUST GOT TO FILE
... TAXES AND YOUR NAILS, OF COURSE
 MANDATORY THINGS LIKE DIVORCE (of course)

SO IF THE SHOE DOESN’T FIT YA JUST DON’T WEAR IT
IF YOU FALL DOWN  IT’S STILL FINE
PICK YOURSELF UP
SMOOTH OUT THE LUMPS
NOW READY TO SCREW UP ONE MORE TIME
YES IF THE SHOE DOESN’T FIT YA JUST DON’T WEAR IT
FIND YOU A SOLE THAT YOU LIKE AND NOT “TIGHT”