Pretty girl in her wedding dress
All cleavage and lace
Couldn’t ask for any more 
Beauty and grace 
Mama cries and
Daddy smiles
Their little girl walks down the aisle
The ladies sigh, 
How could any couple look so fine?

But I’ll get that girl the second time around
She’ll be mine the second time
Right now some other guy is standing
Where I guess I oughta be
He’s in the pictures, not me

Girlfriends in flowing gowns
Pretty maids in a row
Best men in cummerbunds and
Dancing slow
Auntie’s fannies
Twist and shake
Everybody celebrates
The glasses clink
For another round of kissy face

I’ll get that girl the second time around
She’ll be mine the second time
Right now some other guy is standing
Where maybe I should be
I see her looking at me

This isn’t sour grapes
We used to go on dates
But it was much too soon
For me to be a groom

Instrumental

I’ll get that girl the second time around
She’ll be mine the second time
Right now some other guy is standing
Where I guess I oughta be
One day she’ll come back to me