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NEVER MARRY A NURSE - (by Greg Trafidlo)  Year: 2008
Greg Trafidlo A humorous song about falling in love with a nurse. Male Vocals, Comedy, Comedy Music
Type Play Track Info Catalog ID Min:Sec Tempo & BPM Price Control
Full Track - Comedy, Comedy Music
281752 2:44 Medium 129   


Track Summary
Music Track Title: Never Marry a Nurse
Catalog ID: 281752  ISRC: US5UL0729303
Description: A humorous song about falling in love with a nurse.

Social Media Link: http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/archive/Comedy/Comedy-Music-pending-categorization/Never-Marry-a-Nurse/281752

Artist or Group: Greg Trafidlo

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Keywords: Nurses, Marriage, Working Wife, Medical Worker, Hospital, Love

Music Genre > Sub-genre
    Comedy Music
       Comedy music (pending categorization)
Extended Properties
  Duration: 2:44   Tempo: Medium   BPM: 129
   Arrangement: Band / Ensemble
   Instruments: Guitar, Drums, Folk Fiddle, Piano, Tuba, Vocals
   Vocal Mix: Male Vocals
   Language: English
Album: To Those Who Feel
Moods: Cheeky, Fun, Funny, Loving, Mischievous

Styles: Comedy, Film Vocal, Medical Drama, Romantic Comedy, Section / Credits, TV Vocal

Lyrical Topics: Love, Marriage, Relationships, Wedding, Happy

Lyrics
Never Marry a Nurse
Greg Trafidlo
c 1993 KiraPole Music BMI


CHORUS

Who’d want to marry a nurse?
‘can’t think of anything worse
It’s one of life’s greatest curses
To fall in love with them nurses

She says you can’t do this, and you can’t eat that
It’s carcinogenic, or has too much fat
Her dinner conversation will make you gag
When she talks about changing some colostomy bag

REPEAT CHORUS

You want to take her out, you’re gonna be miffed
When she says she had to work a double shift
Her walls are covered with a compilation
Of autographed X-rays of famous patients

REPEAT CHORUS

But on a journey on a gurney to the operating room
I saw her smile so caring and warm
With her stethoscope and charts, she stole my heart
And I’m a sucker for a woman in uniform

So I asked for the hand
In the surgical glove...
Now there’s just one thing worse
Than to marry a nurse
It’s not to marry that nurse you love
I said there’s just one thing worse
In the universe
It’s not to marry that nurse you love







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