Christmas in Florida

Silver icicles are hanging from the rooftop
On the lawn Santa’s sitting on his sleigh
The Christmas lights, when they glow, shine on the fake snow
And it’s 82 degrees in the shade

Shoppers head to Neiman Marcus for the trimmings on their trees
They walk around in Speedos, baseball caps, and shirt sleeves

But that’s just Christmas here in Florida
Don’t think the temperature will fall
That’s just Christmas here in Florida
So meet me at the shopping mall

The manger sittin’ on the church lawn
Has live camels and a donkey from Belize
I don’t remember growing up that it included ducks
Or Mary decked out in a full-length mink

Hours of commercials, millions spent on gifts
It might be easy to forget what the Christmas spirit is

But that’s just Christmas here in Florida
Don’t think the temperature will fall
That’s just Christmas here in Florida
So meet me at the shopping mall

On the surface it may seem like material stuff
But giving is still an expression of love

That’s just Christmas here in Florida
Don’t’ think the temperature will fall
That’s just Christmas here in Florida
So meet me at the shopping mall