Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers. (knock) Deuteronomy.
Joshua, Judges, Ruuuuuuuth, First and Second Samuel.
First and Second Kings, First and Second Chronicles,
Ezra, Nehemiah, Esther,
Job, Psalms, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes and Song of Solomon.

Isaiah, Jeremiah, Lamentations (sob, cry).

Ezekiel, Daniel, Hosea, Joel, Amos, Obadiah, Jonah, Micah.
Nahum, Habbakuk, Zephaniah, Haggai, Zechariah, Malachi, The End

(of the Old Testament.)

And now for the New Testament:

Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts, Romans, First and Second Corinthians.
Galatians, Ephesians, Philippians, Colossians, First and Second Thessalonians.
First and Second Timothy, Titus, Philemon,
Hebrews, James, First Peter.
Second Peter, First John, Second John, Third John,
Jude, Revelation.