MIRAGE 
 
Take a look into my eyes and the only thing you'll see
 is a love that lasts forever it's the love of you and me.
I've been searching far and wide for a love I knew would last
 you're my soul mate of the hour leave the others in the past.
 
It's the magic of the moment 
It's the smell of sweet perfume
It's the fact that you're the only woman standing in the room
 
It's the darkness of the disco
It's the smoke that fills the air
It's the glisten of tequila that is dripping from your hair.
 
And the lights came on and I hollered shut em' off
Cause I see your face and I start to shake and cough
Get me outta here I'm in the doldrums of distress
Could this be my final hour in this never ending mess?
 
I am stuck in such confusion I can't help but wonder how
did I see you as a beauty when you really are a cow.
You're a whale of a woman you're the essence of Shamu
Shall I call on Richard Simmons? There seems nothing else to do.
 
It's the siege of desperation trying to figure a way out
But you're obstructing all the doorways
And I soon begin to pout.
 
What's the chance of my survival?
Will I make it out alive of what seemed to be a palace
yet is nothing but a dive.
 
And the lights came on and I hollered shut em' off
Cause I see your face and I start to shake and cough
Get me outta here I'm in the doldrums of distress
Could this be my final hour in this never ending mess?
 
Thinking of a plan out of this web of deception.
I'm just a victim of a pseudo affection.
Gotta get away from this awkward situation.
Trying on my mind is this sham infatuation.
 
Tangled with a harlot that is nothing but a wanna be.
I need an answer that eventually will set me free.
What am I going to do? I've got my back against the wall.
Nowhere to run, nowhere to fall.
 
And the lights came on and I hollered shut em' off
Cause I see your face and I start to shake and cough
Get me outta here I'm in the doldrums of distress
Could this be my final hour in this never ending mess?