My Big Mouth 

I told my girl she didn’t mean a thing to me anymore. 
It just slipped out, I don’t know how, 
I didn’t mean it . . . but she walked out the door. 

Chorus: 
Why can’t I keep my big mouth shut. 
When will I learn to keep it closed. 
Why can’t I teach it not to listen to me. 
Tell me why ‘cause I don’t know. 

I told my boss where he could go, 
you know, that hot place that never rains. 
I thought he needed me, thought he’d beg and plead. 
But he just watched me slip down the drain. 

Repeat Chorus 

I told a cop he should drop the jelly donut. 
I told my lawyer I didn’t have a dime. 
I told the judge he should get a clue, 
and to lose the dress and start fightin’ crime. 
I told the warden that I wanted weekends off. 
I told the guards not to wake me ‘til nine. 
I told my 400 pound cell-mate Bubba 
to kiss me where the sun don’t. . . oh man

Repeat Chorus 

Me and my big mouth!