IF IT’S TRUE THE 2ND AMENDMENT GUARANTEES UNLIMITED ARMS
WHY NOT BUILD A CHEMICAL FACTORY INSIDE YOUR NEIGHBOR’S BARN?
BE FIRST IN YOUR NEIGHBOORHOOD TO COMMAND A SHERMAN TANK
DOWN TO SCHOOL TO DROP THE KIDS OFF ‘FORE HEADIN’ TO THE BANK

          ARM YOUR PRIVATE LEARJET AND BOMB THE NRA 
          IF THEY CAN HAVE MACHINE GUNS WE CAN HAVE NAPALM SPRAY
          UPGRADE YOUR TV SATELLITE WITH A LASER UP IN SPACE
          AND BLAST OL’ SMITH & WESSON RIGHT OUT OF THE HUMAN RACE

TOM JEFFERSON OWNED A CANNON, THE BIG WEAPON OF HIS DAY
HERE IN THE 21ST CENTURY WOULD HE SUPPORT THE NRA?
OR WOULD HE CALL THEM COWARDS FOR TAKIN’ ON JUST GUNS
INSTEAD OF FIGHTIN’ FOR THE RIGHT TO BEAR UNLIMITED NUCLEAR ARMS?

YOU KNOW, LIFE CAN BE A BUMMER PROTECTIN’ OUR GAS-SLURPIN’ HUMMERS
WITH THE NRA LIMITIN’ OUR RIGHTS TO BEING MERELY MACHINE GUNNERS

          ARM YOUR PRIVATE LEARJET AND BOMB THE NRA 
          IF THEY CAN HAVE MACHINE GUNS WE CAN HAVE NAPALM SPRAY
          UPGRADE YOUR TV SATELLITE WITH A LASER UP IN SPACE
          AND BLAST OL’ SMITH & WESSON RIGHT OUT OF THE HUMAN RACE

BETTER STOCKPILE A ZILLION WEAPONS FOR PROTECTION ON THE STREET
WHEN CONGRESS KILLS SANE GUN BILLS THERE’LL BE NO COPS LEFT ON THE BEAT

          SO, ARM YOUR PRIVATE LEARJET AND BOMB THE NRA 
          IF THEY CAN HAVE MACHINE GUNS WE CAN HAVE NAPALM SPRAY
          UPGRADE YOUR TV SATELLITE WITH A LASER UP IN SPACE
          AND BLAST OL’ SMITH & WESSON RIGHT OUT OF THE HUMAN RACE

YEAH, SEND BRADY BILL IGNORING MANIACS STRAIGHT TO THE FEDERAL PEN
WHERE THEY CAN ALL BEND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN

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