I LOVE TITS



        WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BABY,  I SUCKED ON MY MAMA’S BREAST   
        HEY, WHEN YOU’RE SIX WEEKS OLD, THAT’S AS GOOD AS IT GETS
        BUT I DON’T DO THAT KINKY THING ANYMORE
        YOU SEE, MAMA CUT ME OFF, WHEN I TURNED THIRTY-FOUR

                     I LOVE TITS, I LOVE TITS
                               I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF ITS
                               CALL ME A CHAUVINIST PIG
                               I DON’T GIVE A SHIT, I LOVE TITS

       OLD FARMER BROWN HAD A THING FOR BESSIE THE COW
       SPENT WAY TOO MUCH TIME IN THE BARN WITH THAT GAL
       HE TOLD HIS WIFE, HONEY,  YOUR TITS ARE GREAT
       BUT YOU’VE ONLY GOT TWO, AND BESSIE, SHE’S GOT EIGHT

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       LET’S FACE IT FOLKS, TITS ARE FUN
       I THINK EVERYBODY OUGHT A HAVE ONE 
       EROTICALLY SPEAKING, IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS
       GOD MADE THOSE HOLY HOOTERS, AND I LOVE TITS

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