Relaxation With Dr. Weiler by The Hollytones

The Hollytones
RELAXATION WITH DR. WEILER
By: The Hollytones
Catalog ID: 340757   Edit Type: Full Track   Duration: 2:58
Tempo: Med Slow   BPM: 80   Vocal: Spoken Word

Genre: Comedy Music | Comedy music (pending categorization)

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After an upbeat, slick radio promo, the calm relaxation music begins with our host, pragma-hypnotist Dr. Johan Weiler, who sincerely tries to help his listeners ease their way through the festive holiday season, but runs into and issue or two of his own. With spoken dialog over mellow New Age music.   Keywords: Self Help Satire Hypnotist Parody Therapy Spoof Psychology Lampoon Unwind Chill Healing Christmas Stress Xmas Novelty Comedy Rant Rage Tantrum Buildup Breakdown Dr. Demento Stan Freberg Weird Al Yankovic Ray Stevens Stressing Uncontrollable Mental Loony Lunatic Lunacy Cynical Sarcastic Nervous Christmastime Noel Yule Yuletide December 25 Winter Comedic Comic Laugh Skit Fun Humor Silly Goofy Zany Eclectic Unique Irreverent Weird Demented Twisted Wacky Mad Crazy Relaxing Calming Building Build Up Ramp Climactic Explosive Fit Flowing Lofty Mellow Purposeful Reflective Sincere Affirmation Empowerment Floating Contentment Meditate



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Relaxation With Dr. Weiler

Holiday Helper Series, Tape 1

(Brian Curtin, A. K. Schumacher, & John Wheeler)

Announcer:
	Hi there, and welcome to this series of relaxation and affirmation tapes, specially designed to help you ease your way through this festive season. These tapes have been prepared for you by the Human Empowerment Resource Center of the New Life Foundation for a Better Way of Being Institute, located in Madera Vista, California. 
And we'd like to congratulate and acknowledge you for buying them (fantastic, great, good). 
And now, we'd like to present, the noted pragma hypnotist, Dr. Johan Weiler, whose groundbreaking book, I'm Not an Eggplant, But You can Eat Me, has helped thousands of people steer their way through this rotting carcass we call life.

Dr. Weiler:
	Hello, I'm Dr. Weiler. Thank you for allowing me to share this special season with you. Ah, why don't we take a moment to lie back, get comfortable, and just relax. Ah, just imagine you're floating above a field of glistening, white snow, full of peace and contentment. And think of the smell of grandma's baking cookies. The beautiful, colorful Christmas tree and the bright shiny presents underneath. 
And we never think about endless, endless hours of Christmas shopping the season brings to us or the long list of relatives who live out of town, huh, and of course, their presents have to be mailed out. And that involves a little special trip to the post office, and you get to stand in the long, long, long line. You know, you never hear from these people anyway, so why do we bother, year after year? 
And that's not it, no, then you get to take the trip down to the shopping mall and spend a half hour looking for a parking place, and then you get the wife and the kid and it's, "Nag, nag, nag," and "Daddy buy me this, buy me that." Well, I'm telling you what (Doctor...Doctor) wait (Doctor) I'm making a tape, get out of here! What are you doing to me? (Doctor, etc.) Just leave me alone, leave me...Go, let go of me...ahhhhhh!!!
 
Announcer:
	Well, it appears that Dr. Weiler has an issue or two of his own to deal with. That's good, we all have issues. Be sure and join us next week, when our Holiday Helper Series continues with our topic: "How to Deal With Stress in the New Year." And remember, life just keeps getting better and better and better and better and better...

(c) Copyright 1992, Eaglestone Music 
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