VERSE

THEY SAY OPPOSITES DO ATTRACT AND BABY IF I’M DAY YOU’RE NIGHT
YOU LIKE CHAMPAGNE AND ESCARGOT I LIKE BURGERS AND A GRAPE NEHI
I’M A RED BRICK HOUSE ON A COUNTRY ROAD. YOU’RE A SUITE ON PARK AVENUE
IT’S LIKE BOOT SCOOTIN’ IN HIGH HEEL SHOES YOU’RE HOWLIN’ AT THE WRONG MOON

CHORUS

YOU’RE ROCKIN’ ON THE WRONG PORCH, KNOCKIN’ ON THE WRONG DOOR
YOU’RE A CADILLAC COUNTRY CLUB. I’M A HONKYTONK PICK-UP TRUCK
YOU’RE FISHIN’ IN THE WRONG STREAM, BUZZIN’ ROUND THE WRONG BEE
I’M DUNGAREES NOT A THREE PIECE SUIT. YOU’RE HOWLIN’ AT THE WRONG MOON

VERSE

YOU SHOP ONE OF A KIND BOUTIQUES, SO WHERE’D YOU GET THOSE TIGHT BLUE JEANS
AND ISN’T THAT A NEW PICK-UP TRUCK? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LIMOUSINE?
DON’T THINK FOR A MINUTE YOU’VE GOT ME FOOLED. I SEE THROUGH YOUR COWBOY BOOTS
BUT I SURE LIKE THIS SIDE OF YOU. YOU’RE HOWLIN’ AT THE RIGHT MOON

CHORUS

YOU’RE ROCKIN’ ON THE RIGHT PORCH, KNOCKIN’ ON THE RIGHT DOOR
LET’S HONKYTONK TO THE CORNER PUB. CAN I DRIVE YOUR PICK-UP TRUCK?
YOU’RE FISHIN’ IN THE RIGHT STREAM, BUZZIN’ ROUND THE RIGHT BEE
YOU CAN BET YOUR SILVER SPOON. I’M NOT HOWLIN’ AT THE WRONG MOON



                                                   WRITER…BOB DELLAPOSTA