Don't call her when you said you'd call; or tell her you miss her at all
Stand her up, put her down; give her nothin' but the run around
Then hang out with the boys all night; get yourself in a bar room fight
So stupid drunk and stone-cold stoned; ya put some girl's number in your phone

Then stumble in at 3 am; like she is just some back-up plan, and...

NEVER EVER SAY YOU'RE SORRY OR THAT YOU'VE GOT HER BACK
ALWAYS ALWAYS LIE LIKE CRAZY TO COVER UP YOUR TRACKS
AND IF YOU LOVE HER KEEP IT TO YOURSELF; BOY, DON'T SAY A WORD
THAT'S WHAT YOU DO...IF YOU WANNA LOSE HER

If you play your cards just right; she'll pack her bags without a fight
She'll be gone; she'll move on; it won't take her long to find someone
Who will treat her like the queen she is; and as soon as she gets a taste of this
She won’t be back; you can bet your ass
And boy, you're gonna have to learn to live with that

So just keep doing what you're doin'; ‘til there's nothing left to ruin...and

CHORUS

Don't use words, like beautiful
And whatever you do, don't tell her she's amazing 
One slip like that and she might wanna stay...

CHORUS