JUST A LITTLE INSANE

	MY WIFE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ANYONE BUT HERSELF
	SO EVERY NIGHT SHE DRESSES UP LIKE SOME FAMOUS SOMEONE ELSE
	THE DOCTOR SAYS IT SATISFIES SOME NEUROTIC NEED
	HER PRETENDING TO BE SOME GLAMOROUS CELEBRITY

	SO WHEN I COME HOME I NEVER KNOW WHO I’LL FIND
	WAITING TO GREET ME BUT BUDDY I DON’T MIND
	IT MIGHT BE MARILYN, MADONNA OR SHANIA TWAIN
	WELL THERE’S A WHOLE TO LIKE ABOUT A WIFE
	WHO’S JUST A LITTLE INSANE

	I SENT HER FLOWERS ON OUR LAST ANNIVERSARY
	SHE HAD A DOZEN PERSONALITIES WAITING FOR ME
	WHITNEY WAS SINGING DEMI WAS DANCING
	AND WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT
	PAMELA SUE GAVE ME A LITTLE MOUTH TO MOUTH

	CHORUS

	OH PUT ON YOUR RED WIG REBA OH LUCKY ME
	I NEVER KNEW HOW SEXY CRAZY COULD BE
	
	WHEN I COME HOME I NEVER KNOW WHO I’LL FIND
	WAITING TO GREET ME BUT I DON’T MIND
	IT MIGHT BE PRINCESS LEAH OR LOVELY LOIS LANE
	WELL THERE’S A WHOLE LOT TO LIKE ABOUT A WIFE
	WHO’S JUST A LITTLE INSANE
	(I’LL BE YOUR SUPERMAN TONIGHT BABY)
	THERE’S A WHOLE LOT TO LIKE ABOUT A WIFE
	WHO’S JUST A LITTLE INSANE