You’re so kind, you’re so sweet 
I’m inclined to sweep you right off your feet 
You may blush, but it’s true 
You deserve the best and I deserve to give it to you 
To that end I’ve the means 
Born of years perfecting intricate schemes 
If it works out this once 
We’ll be sipping margaritas in a matter of months 

Is it risky, maybe 
Is it legal, maybe not 
When your middle name is danger 
There’s no room for second thoughts 
If they catch me it’s game over 
If they don’t then we’re home free 

Is it theft? Well not quite 
Just financial sleight of hand when done right 
Take a look in the garage 
It’s equipped for simple hacking up to espionage 
I’m discreet, I’m covert 
And I promise that no one will get hurt 
I’ve said all that I dare 
To protect us both from jeopardy I’d better stop there 

It’s too late to turn back now 
And high time to disappear 
Our troubles will soon be past 
So think of me fondly dear 

If by some unlikely chance 
I don’t live to see this through 
Remember me with a smile 
I did all of it for you.