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How do you deal with messy kids? First you have to get motivated! Then you have to get militant! You show them who's boss and start throwing their stuff out the window. Here's a song written by a mom for moms to help them take their rightful place of authority and get their kids in line. Funny! Keywords: cleanliness is next to godliness orderliness parental authority solution for messy kids rooms motivational song for moms teenage slobs restrictions of iphones The Irish Washerwoman pollution clean carpet reactionary kids steadfastness army of moms hairballs vacuum food crumbs sick and tired of your mess dvd's towels make your bed refuse to put up with a slob pick up your laundry hamper do your own wash mother as slave mean mothers take away their smart phone dungeon humorous songs about messy kids piano Minions Castle queen complex homemaker mother mom-folk
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Lyrics:
There once was a mother who had a solution
To rid her son’s room of all its pollution.
She opened his window and started to pitch;
The stuff on the floor flew out to the ditch.
The pile grew higher; the carpet was clean.
Her son returned home and started to scream
But Mother stood steadfastly on her two feet.
She joined in the army and marched to the beat.
CHORUS: Mothers of messy kids, unite!
Stand up, be counted, join the fight!
You’re The Boss! You have authority!
Make them the Minions that they’re meant to be!
Stand up and make them clean their room!
Throw ‘em a dustrag and a broom!
Pluck up your courage, girls, and with me stress,
“Clean up your room! Death to this mess!”
Please pick up your hairballs and vacuum the floor
And throw out the papers you stashed by the door
And wipe up the food crumbs you left on your desk
‘Cause Mommy is sick and tired of your mess!
Put all your DVD’s back in their cases and
Hang up your towels in proper places
And make up your bed like I told you before.
I refuse to put up with a slob anymore. (CHORUS)
Your laundry belongs in your drawer and your closet.
When dirty, you must in the hamper deposit
And throw a load into the washing machine
’Cause I’m not your slave, and I’m getting real mean.
I happen to know where your i-phone is hiding.
It’s here in my pocket and safely abiding
And there it will stay till your dungeon is clean
For this my castle and I am the queen! (CHORUS)
